There are indeed three big characters engraved on this stone stele, but our master only recognized the latter two after careful identification. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The last two words in these words are -- dragon -- well!

Longjing?

Hey, that's kind of interesting.

Indeed, these two words are easy to recognize.

The word 'dragon' can be seen everywhere on the street, and besides, we are all descendants of the descendants of Yan and Huang! Whether the word 'dragon' is simplified or traditional, we ordinary people still recognize it.

As for the word "well", one is that there are few strokes, which is easier to remember, and then there are many large wells in the countryside, and there are naturally many wells that control the pumping and discharge of water from large wells. Presumably, this master is from the countryside, and since he was a child, he likes to play in the big well, so he has been familiar with this tic-tac-toe, so he also recognizes the word 'well'. The master is good, at least he doesn't recognize this as the word 'water'.

That's right, the analysis is correct, the thinking is thorough, and the logic is clear.

But the problem is that the master does not agree with this analysis. The reason why he knew these two words was entirely because he was lucky.

Because he's lucky?

Let's put it this way, in fact, this master only learned these two words the day before yesterday......

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The day before yesterday, it was the first day that the master came to this valley.

That morning, the master had just had breakfast, and was half-lying on a tiger skin chair with his legs crossed and humming a little tune. At this time, a summoning girl brought up the freshly brewed tea, and the master looked at the rather beautiful summoning girl with a wicked smile, then pinched the tea bowl and took a sip.

After taking this sip of tea, the master immediately felt that this tea was not very smooth, and it was not as good as the tea he drank last night.

So, the master said, "Oh, little girl, what kind of tea is this?

When the little girl heard this, she hurriedly replied: "Master Hui, this is the high-grade Pu'er tea that my cousin brought to my lord from the south, and my cousin said that this is good tea." ”

When the master heard this, he thought, "Bah!" What kind of good tea can the old man bring to him? This table is three thousand miles, whether he is close or not, what filial piety can he have?

Thinking of this, the master said: "Hey, the tea is good tea, but I'm not used to drinking it, uncle, go, change it to the one I drank last night." ”

When the little girl heard that the master was going to change the kind of tea she drank yesterday, she was a little overwhelmed, because it was not the tea she made yesterday, so she quickly explained: "Back to the master, yesterday was not the slave family on duty, the slave family really didn't know what kind of tea the master drank, and asked the master to show it." ”

When the master heard this, he couldn't help but get angry, and said with a gloomy face: "It's not you who soaked it, then who soaked it?

The little girl saw that the master was a little annoyed, and felt a little scared, so she hurriedly said: "Back to the master, yesterday was Xiaolan's tea, but Xiaolan ......" The little girl wanted to speak and stopped.

Seeing that the little girl was struggling, as if there was something inside, the master couldn't help but be a little curious, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with Xiaolan?" ”

The little girl didn't dare to disobey, and said hesitantly: "Xiaolan, she ...... Actually, it didn't matter, but early this morning, her cousin came to see her, so Xiaolan went to the city with his cousin to play......"

As soon as the master heard that this Xiaolan had gone to the city with her cousin, he immediately came to his senses, and thought, hey, it's a little interesting, and they all said that this cousin and cousin are a good show, could it be that they got into it? hehe......

The master almost didn't laugh out loud while thinking about it, but he thought about it again, and said, "Hey, what's this called, she went to the city with his cousin to be happy, and I won't serve Lao Tzu anymore, what kind of tea did I drink yesterday?!" After the master finished speaking, he glared.

The little girl saw that the master was angry, and she was so frightened that she trembled, you must know that this master is his master's brother, and what he said is as good as what the master said, if she accidentally angers the master, she must be driven out of the house immediately, and go back to her hometown to herd sheep.

Fortunately, this little girl is still a little clever, her eyes rolled, and she hurriedly said: "Master calm down, master, please be restless, the slave family will go to the tea shop to bring all the tea in the house, and the master can taste it himself and choose it himself." ”

When the master heard this, he thought, hey, this little girl is clever enough to come up with such a bad idea, but it's okay, anyway, uncle, I'm idle, just idle to have tea and play. Besides, in fact, I originally wanted to touch my old rich brother's family, just right, let's start with this tea, let's see how much tea he has at home today, and then see how much wine he has at home tomorrow......

Thinking of this, the master was a little overjoyed, but he still pretended to be stern and said: "Hey, that's okay, give you people some face, master, I'll pick it myself, you go and bring all the tea......"

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After a while, this little girl took two Zhuang Ding, big bags and small bags of bottles and jars, and brought all the tea in the house, ho, there are seventy or eighty kinds.

When the master saw it, he couldn't help but sigh, thinking that this old wealth is old wealth, and if he is really rich, there is more tea at home than in the teahouse. Think about yourself again, I used to go to the market to buy tea foam and I had to buy one or two or two, and the gap with Lao Cai was also big.

However, he thought about it again, as long as he had a good relationship with Lao Cai in the future and dealt with this brother, he would no longer have to talk about the two tea foams......

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The little girl put out dozens of tea bowls, brewed these dozens of tea leaves one by one, and after brewing, the master began to taste them one by one......

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Eventually, the master finally got to know which tea he had drunk yesterday. In fact, he had already drunk this tea when he drank the first dozen bowls, and it was said that his purpose had been achieved, but he still tasted all the remaining tea, in order to drink it to see if there was any better tea. He is like this, insatiable.

But in the end, he still thinks that this tea is the best and smoothest among the dozens of teas.

So, he asked the little girl, what kind of tea is this?

The little girl hurriedly showed the master the packaging box of this tea. The master pretended to look at the two big characters on the tea box for a long time, then frowned, thought about it, and shouted to the little girl: "Are you fucking illiterate?! A box of broken tea leaves has to be seen by the master himself? ”

The little girl was frightened, and quickly nodded her head to make amends, and said vigorously that she remembered this tea.

The master paused for a moment, and then asked again: "Do you really remember it?" Then you give the name of this tea to the master and I will read it out loud!"

When the little girl heard this, she didn't dare to disobey, so she puffed up her dantian qi and shouted-"--Dragon-well-"

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