"Hmph!" the fat man took out a white card from his arms, and the zuò was very exquisite.

Seeing this card, the waiter immediately showed a face full of surprise, and apologized vigorously: "Sir, I'm sorry, it's because the service in our restaurant is not good enough, and we will give you a free order for your meal this time." ”

The fat man immediately became proud at this time, and snorted coldly: "I am a diamond VIP member of your store, will I send you a meal? ”

The waiter looked at Fang Shaoyang with some embarrassment, the fat man was a diamond vip, he knew what it meant, it meant that he must not be offended, so he could only grieve the young man.

"I'm sorry sir, but please go to another restaurant. ”

Fang Shaoyang's face was full of unhappiness, he was so handsome, he actually wanted to drive himself away? Well, the reason must be that he is a man, that's right, if he were a woman, he would definitely drive that dead fat man out.

Fang Shaoyang sat down on the chair and said, "If you want to drive me away, I will sit in front of your store every day and don't let people come to eat with you!"

"Huh?" the waiter was dumbfounded, why was this man so scoundrel.

"How can you do this, sir. ”

Fang Shaoyang didn't cut it and said: "How about it? Otherwise, I will throw dung at your door, and the first few cows will come to block the door to see how you do business." ”

A few people were stunned when they heard it, I wiped it, what kind of trick is this, if you want to lose more, you will lose more.

Seeing the stunned expressions of several people, Fang Shaoyang was so happy in his heart, these tricks were all learned in the town.

There are a few scoundrels in the town, who always use these methods to eat overlord meals and collect protection money, and at that time he said that these tricks are very good, and the old Taoist priest still doesn't care about it.

Now it's finally useful, right?

"Sir, I beg you, don't be difficult for us, it's better for us to spend some money with you. The waiter pleaded with a bitter face.

He Jiayi was a little embarrassed, although she didn't like the fat man's eyes when she looked at her, but people were rich and powerful, and the restaurant obviously didn't want to offend him.

In this way, if Fang Shaoyang doesn't leave, it will be difficult for the restaurant waiter to be a waiter, and it will not be easy for others.

"Fang Shaoyang, let's go eat in another one, I know that there is another restaurant nearby that is also good. He Jiayi said.

"Yes, there are still a few good restaurants nearby, and I know of a restaurant nearby that can give you a discount coupon. The waiter glanced at He Jiayi with gratitude on his face, and said in his heart that this woman is really a fairy!

How do you know that Fang Shaoyang is iron-hearted this time, he sat on the chair and shook his head and said: "No, I'm going to eat here today, you can also sit down and wrap it on me." ”

He Jiayi wanted to persuade Fang Shaoyang again, she knew that Fang Shaoyang's kung fu was good, and she was afraid that something would happen later, you must know that Fang Shaoyang had just come out of prison!

But seeing Fang Shaoyang's confident eyes, He Jiayi swallowed back what she was about to say, she decided to choose to believe Fang Shaoyang, so she also sat down.

The waiter was so dumbfounded that he almost cried.

"Handsome guys and beauties, please change it, I can agree to any conditions. ”

Fang Shaoyang suddenly said with a disgusted face: "Go, go, who asked you to agree to what conditions." ”

The waiter immediately looked at He Jiayi again.

This time, He Jiayi also quickly twisted her head away, her pretty face was slightly red, and she said in her heart that this waiter owes too much, who likes him and what conditions, it's true, it's okay to let Fang Shaoyang punish him.

The waiter wants to cry without tears, and now he doesn't even have the last person to help him, and he really owes it.

At this time, the fat man began to urge: "Why hasn't the garbage been taken away yet?

"Sir, I—I'll figure it out. The waiter broke out in a cold sweat, if this matter is to be stabbed to the boss, then he will not be able to keep this job with a high monthly salary.

At this time, Fang Shaoyang spoke very leisurely.

"Dead fatty, you tap your finger two centimeters to the right of your navel and see if there's any reaction. ”

The fat man frowned, he didn't know what Fang Shaoyang meant by this, but out of curiosity, he still hesitantly stretched out his hand and tapped it two centimeters to the right of his navel.

"Ahh

"How is it?, does it hurt?" Fang Shaoyang asked with a grin.

"It hurts...... Hurt. The fat man nodded subconsciously and said.

Fang Shaoyang suddenly laughed and said to the waiter: "Hey, what are you doing here, give me the name of the dish." ”

The waiter looked sluggish, and reported the name of the dish? I am a waiter, not a cross talk, and there are thousands of eight hundred, where can I find so many dishes for you.

Besides, I seem to be driving you away now, why are you still ordering food?

"You waiter is so blind, no wonder you're just a little waiter. Fang Shaoyang suddenly shook his head with a sigh and said.

He Jiayi was a little curious at this time, and looked at the fat man who was in a daze, sitting there with a sad face and seemed to be thinking, and the other party Shaoyang asked softly, "Why does he have pain there?"

Fang Shaoyang smiled evilly and whispered, "You will also hurt if you order it." ”

He Jiayi snorted and almost laughed, it seems that this fat man is going to be played by Fang Shaoyang.

"I—I want to ask, why do I have pain here?" the fat man finally came back to his senses and asked cautiously.

Fang Shaoyang swaggered up Erlang's legs and said, "Do you know what organs are nearby?"

The fat man thought for a moment and said, "Have kidneys?"

Fang Shaoyang nodded and said, "Bingo, congratulations on your correct answer, you can think of the rest yourself." ”

"Don't, Divine Doctor, tell me quickly, why do I have pain here, is this a disease?" The fat man suddenly became anxious, and quickly got up from his chair and rushed to Fang Shaoyang's side to ask.

"It's a disease, you have to be cured. Fang Shaoyang dragged the menu next to him and looked at it.

The fat man is really scared now, a rich and powerful person like him, a good time is waiting for him to enjoy, and what he is most afraid of is getting sick.

"Do you have any meat buns here?" Fang Shaoyang flipped through the menu and found that he hadn't eaten any of the dishes on it.

At this time, he happened to see the fat man next to him, and he suddenly wanted to eat meat buns.

"I'm sorry sir, uh, we don't have meat buns here. "The waiter's nerves can't react, this is a Western restaurant, where did the meat buns come from.

"No, don't buy it yet!" the fat man suddenly turned around and yelled at the waiter.

"You can do whatever you want to eat for me! Hurry up! Otherwise, I'll let your boss fire you all!"

The fat man shouted with his big belly waving his arms.

"Uh, yes, I'm going to have someone buy it. ”

The waiter nodded again and again, this master can't be provoked, although he doesn't know why this master has changed so much, but since people say so, then buy it quickly.