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"Li Si. ”

Ba Niang...

Jiu Niang slapped the table, not much force, "Playing a scoundrel, right?"

Li Si showed his signature sneering smile, "My name is Li Si, not a scoundrel." ”

"Didn't you say it's called Zhang San?"

"I know that you still ask, then it means that Zhang San's name is not good..."Li Si's face didn't blush, and said, "Naturally, it should be abandoned." ”

"May I ask your surname?" Banniang gritted her teeth.

Li Si raised his eyebrows, "Li." ”

"I asked again, shouldn't you have the surname Wang?" Banniang scoffed.

Jiu Niang asked, "What do you say?"

Banniang pouted, "Zhang Sanli and Siwang Mazi, it's Wang Mazi's turn in order." ”

The corners of Li Si's mouth twitched slightly, and he inadvertently glanced at Banniang twice.

"Ming people don't say secret words," Banniang said to Li Sidao, "I am your savior, tell me, how do you repay the favor." Seeing that Li Si was about to speak, Banniang stopped, "Don't talk about anything else for me, you are not scared to the point of high fever, if you don't meet us, you will wait to be dragged to the mass grave!"

Li Si snorted, "Whether you were scared sick or not, we'll see in court." ”

Banniang approached Li Si and showed a smile that she thought was very cute, and Jiuniang frowned, Banniang seemed to have convulsions...

I don't know that Banniang, who was discussed by Jiu Niang, continued to laugh, "I'm not Lord Li, nor is I King Shou, I'm just a little lady, coincidentally, I will also order the kung fu of a three-legged cat... As the saying goes, when a show meets a soldier, it can't be explained, why don't you try it?..."

Li Si raised his eyebrows, "Threat?"

Banniang shook her head, "It's just the truth." Anyway, I saved your life, I tossed and tossed, God is embarrassed to object, what do you say? I heard that ten fingers are connected to the heart, why don't we try it?..." Banniang said as she took out a purse and slowly began to look for embroidery needles.

Jiuniang had quickly stuffed something into Li Si's mouth, Li Si's eyes were round, but he found that his mouth felt a trace of sweetness? Isn't it stinky socks?

Jiuniang and Banniang cooperate so well, although they didn't ventilate in advance, and they didn't rehearse, they listened to what Banniang said, and watched Banniang do it, and their hands subconsciously took something on the table, and stuffed it into Li Si's mouth without braining, and only after stuffing it did I find out, uh, it's a snack...

In the next second, Jiuniang had already pulled Li Si's sleeve, with a force, hissed, and ripped off a large piece, Li Si, who had just spit out the snack, had not come back to his senses, and his mouth was stuffed again, this time it was his own sleeve...

Then immediately Li Si's other sleeve was also beaten, and then, Li Si's hands were tied...

Li Si realized that he didn't think of running? What did he vomit?

Banniang had already put away her purse at this time, and the embroidery needle was naturally gone, but she didn't find other appropriate tools, but fortunately she carried a dagger with her...

Banniang took out the dagger, gestured at Li Si's face, and said slowly, "I'll help you put some ear blood, right? If you don't draw a knife on your face, some people have to break their appearance to make a living, look at your body, you must be weak and sickly, I'll just help you break the broken appearance..."

Li Si whined...

"If you can answer the question well, just nod!" Jiu Niang said solemnly.

Li Si nodded hurriedly, and in the next second, his mouth was liberated.

Li Si exhaled a long breath, "Didn't you say embroidery needles? How did you change the knife? Didn't you go to your fingers? How did you change your ears?"

"Have you ever heard the little lady say that a horse is difficult to chase?" Banniang shook the dagger in front of Li Si. "Say, what's it called?

"The name is a nickname, you just treat me as Li Si, what's the problem?" Li Si still didn't answer.

"Running away from home, or is it a blood feud?" Banniang blinked.

Li Si turned his head and didn't speak.

Banniang shrugged, "It has nothing to do with me, but I saved your life, how are you going to repay the favor?"

Jiuniang said to Li Si, "Don't expect people from the past to come to save you, I can knock you out before you shout for help, if you don't believe it, try it... The strength is not well controlled, and I deserve to be stupid!"

Li Si gritted his teeth, "If I don't get out alive, King Shou will have to peel off his skin!"

"You can get seriously ill again," Banniang said, "I don't think King Shou will mind spending more money on medicine, do you think that a year later, how many people in Bianjing City will remember you? Do you say it's better to paralyze you, or is it better to drug you? Lord Li doesn't want to get his hands dirty, King Shou is mellow-hearted, hehe, it's a pity, you forgot, and me..."

Li Si glared at Banniang, and Banniang said, "I know, the most poisonous woman's heart, I don't need you to remind you... Take it when you see it, young man, don't give the ladder and don't go down the steps, hehe, when the time comes, it will be hung in the air, and it will not taste good..."

"Forget it, lend me a hundred taels. Li Si was depressed for a long time, and finally spoke.

"That's right!" Banniang patted Li Si on the shoulder and smiled, "Wait a minute." ”

After a while, Banniang took the paper, pen and ink inkstone back to the room.

Jiuniang untied, Li Si rubbed his somewhat sour wrist, and said, "Write an IOU?"

Banniang said, "Of course, write that I and King Shou saved your life, good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and lend you 100 taels, great kindness, you have nothing to repay, therefore, a year later, send 10,000 taels of silver to thank you." ”

"Ten thousand taels?" Li Si thought it was funny.

"Isn't your life worth 9,900 taels?" Ba Niang sighed, "If it's only worth 10 taels, I won't borrow this money!"

Li Si glared at Banniang, and with a stroke of his pen, it turned out to be a wild grass, which did not match the appearance.

Banniang took away the wild grass written by Li Si, "Xiaokai, Lishu is fine." ”

"Do you recognize it all?" Li Si sneered.

"Write seriously!" Banniang knocked on the table, "Finally, write that if you don't send 10,000 taels, you will be a well-dressed beast, a complete hypocrite, with a bad reputation, but you can't leave a stench for 10,000 years..."

Li Si was sullen, how could this curse be so novel that it made people want to scold the street...

In the end, Banniang instructed, and the payment was written, in a certain year and a certain month, Shouwang and others in an inn mistakenly broke into a pale, weak, and high-fever person in a certain room...

Li Si paused, wrote as Banniang said, and then Banniang took his hand, and the dagger swiped on his thumb, Li Si bared his teeth, "I wrote as you said!

"Press the mudra!" Banniang didn't have a good airway, "Can you be willing to bite your finger to bleed? Touch it evenly, the blood is not enough, I'll scratch again..."

Li Si gritted his teeth, and finally wiped his entire thumb with the blood, and then pressed it hard, "Take the money!"

"Wait. Banniang picked up the note, blew it, and even put away the wild grass together, and said to Jiu Niang, "You go to the prince to get the money." ”

"You didn't bring any money?!"

"I don't plan to repay the debt, what are you excited about?" Banniang glanced at him.

Li Si was speechless, "You didn't bring money to the inn?"

"I brought a dagger, do I need money?" Banniang's words choked Li Si to be dumb.

Before Jiu Niang left, she also tied Li Si's hands, and said to Banniang, "So as not to trouble you." ”

John doe...

Banniang and Li Si were speechless, feeling quite bored, so they had nothing to say, "Did you really encounter a big blow?"

Li Si paused, "Hmm." ”

Banniang was stupid, "I'm talking to myself, hehe..."