The auctioneer explained: "This is a little smaller than an egg, at least more than 10 million yuan, the key problem is that you can't use money to measure its value, if you sell it is definitely the object of crazy robbery, no matter how much money you pay, the owner will not sell." ”

"This gentleman, am I talking about it?" the auctioneer looked at Lu Xiaomo and said.

In fact, the auctioneer took this opportunity to get close to Lu Xiaomotao, and wanted to take a little credit for himself, if he hadn't made the final decision and helped so much, how could Lu Xiaomo get such a treasure.

Lu Xiaomo didn't care about the auctioneer, and Long Yan said happily: "Of course, sell it! I, Lu Xiaomo, am a person who is short of money!"

At this moment, everyone couldn't stand it, and they chattered, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred, eager to cut Lu Xiaomo with a thousand knives.

"Ahh

"Nima, this shit is more difficult to step on than to win the lottery. ”

"Broken stones have become ten thousand years of cold marrow, my God. ”

"20,000 yuan, it became 10 million in an instant, I was a pig's head, I would have bought it if I knew it. One patted his thigh in remorse.

"I missed the opportunity to become a multimillionaire, alas, I thought that others were a stupid hat, but in fact I was a big stupid hat. ”

……

When the auctioneer heard everyone say this, his own intestines were also repentant, no one wanted it just now, if he bought it, then now he is a veritable multi-millionaire, and he works so hard, and he works so hard!

Fat Wei pushed Lu Xiaomo's shoulder, and Fat Dudu's face was full of excitement, "Boss, let's send it, this is a 10,000-year-old cold marrow!"

Lu Xiaomo glared at him with a dark face, and said angrily: "Didn't you just say that you didn't know me when you went out?"

Wei Fatzi was said to have a red face and a thick neck, and said embarrassedly: "I didn't know that your skill in stepping on shit luck was so good just now!"

？？？

Lu Xiaomo's face is black, and he has the heart to kill him, Nima, you dead fat man can say no words!

Suddenly, Lu Xiaomo stood up, looked at Lai Batian and said, "Toad, open your dog eyes and see who is the special fool." ”

Lan Lingling felt a breath of evil and echoed: "Yes, Lai Batian, you are the fool with no eyes." ”

Qu Yue'er couldn't help but be overjoyed, "Hehe, Lai Batian, when you went out, was your head caught in the crack of the door, such a treasure was actually treated as a piece of mud by you." ”

The three of them are now breathing out of one nostril, and they have the taste of a husband singing with a wife.

Wei Fatzi looked at Lu Xiaomo in surprise, Nima, the boss, two big beauties surrounding you, enough for you to stinky for a few lifetimes, I Wei Xiaotian is handsome and chic, they don't even look at me, it's unfair!

Lai Batian was very depressed when he heard Lu Xiaomo shouting, especially if it was a rotten stone, in the blink of an eye, it turned into a 10,000-year-old cold marrow.

"What's the spirit, isn't it just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse!"

Lu Xiaomo said loudly: "I think you are blind, you can also give it a try and let me see." ”

Lai Batian's face turned pale, his lips pulled up, and he said unconvinced: "I'll touch it and let you see it." ”

"Hahaha...... Finally admit that he is a blind cat!" Lu Xiaomo clapped his hands and laughed.

Hahaha......

Everyone was impressed by Lai Batian's stupidity, and laughter poured out like a tide, wave after wave.

Another mentally retarded mistake was made.

"Who dares to laugh anymore, believe it or not, Lao Tzu cut out his tongue!" Lai Batian stood up and turned to look at everyone, and said fiercely.

Everyone was afraid of the obscenity of Shangjun Lai's family, so they quickly covered their mouths and didn't dare to laugh out loud.

Others are afraid of Lai Batian, it doesn't mean that he Lu Xiaomo is afraid of him, and shouted: "Toad, why don't you want Bilian, it's obvious that you are a fool, and you don't let others say that you are stupid, it's really fucking shameless." ”

"You ......" Lai Batian trembled his fingers and couldn't speak.

"I ...... I'm your uncle. Lu Xiaomo said jokingly.

Lai Batian's hair stood on end when he heard this, and his whole body was about to explode.

At this time, in order to resolve the embarrassment, the auctioneer said aloud in a timely manner: "Mr. Lu, look, is this cold marrow sent to you?"

Lu Xiaomo was in good spirits on happy occasions, and said loudly: "You don't need to send it, just put it on the highest counter, let everyone admire it, and vent their envy, jealousy and hatred." ”

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Give vent to their envy, jealousy and hatred!

When everyone heard this, they almost jumped up angrily, their eyes were full of raging fire, and they wanted to burn Lu Xiaomo to ashes, Nima, just your sting, believe it or not, we will drown you with a mouthful of spit.

The auctioneer still didn't understand that Lu Xiaomo wanted to show off, so he quickly ordered a waiter to put this 10,000-year-old cold marrow on the highest counter.

Everyone looked at this glittering cold marrow, and their hearts were full of mixed feelings. If you bought it in the first place...... Alas, there is no regret medicine in the world.

The auctioneer did not forget to take a slap of Lu Xiaomo's sycophant, "Mr. Lu is really sharp-eyed, bright-eyed, discerning, wise, and big-minded,...... And my heart is like a mirror, I can see at a glance that this thing is an extraordinary thing, and the vision is unique, which makes the five bodies that I admire fall to the ground. After that, he felt as if something was missing, and then praised loudly: "Especially the two beauties beside Lu Xiaomo, not only have a good demeanor, have the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose, and the face of a shy flower in the closed moon, but also have a unique eye and insight, and must have found that this is a treasure, so I let this gentleman take a picture of this thing, high, really high, admire it!"

Smack!

Lu Xiaomo clapped his hands happily, "Okay, that's a good point, there will be a reward for stopping!"

"Thank you, Mr. Lu. "The auctioneer was so excited that he finally came up with something real.

"Shh......h

"Cut ......"

Everyone sighed, Nima, this auctioneer is really a sycophant, why is he so thick-skinned.

Lan Lingling and Qu Yue'er couldn't help but be overjoyed when they were praised, and they felt that their faces were full of light.

, no wonder in the 21st century, everyone has a common understanding, the most powerful thing is not the atomic bomb, but the inconspicuous mouth, it is the real lethal weapon, praise people in words, kill people invisibly, can not only make people die in words, but also let people ascend the throne of power.

Throughout history, that great war was not caused by mouths, the world only saw swords and swords, corpses all over the field, and rivers of blood, but they didn't care about the war of words hidden behind it, that is the real mastermind and murderer.

When the tip arrived, the auctioneer saw that the goal was achieved, smiled from ear to ear, and finally did not waste his tongue, and then continued his auction, "Don't look at the advertisement, look at the curative effect, everyone knows now, our auction house will definitely not lie to everyone." Next, let's start with the second lot, which is this aquamarine necklace......"

Hush......

"Don't look at the ads, look at the efficacy. Auctioneer, the cowhide has been blown into the sky by you. Someone laughed.

……

At the end, the auctioneer said with confidence: "Therefore, the starting price of this aquamarine is 100,000 yuan! ”

A lady immediately raised her hand and said, "150,000!"

Since the real price of this aquamarine necklace is around 40 yuan, everyone's enthusiasm is very high.

As soon as the words fell, a man shouted: "300,000!"

Another man straightened his throat and shouted, "400,000!"

The auctioneer shouted: "Someone has already offered 400,000, this aquamarine necklace is worth the money, definitely more than this price, is there anyone else who has a bid?"

"600,000!" As soon as the auctioneer's voice fell, Lai Batian's lazy voice sounded.

The auctioneer excitedly said: "Young Master Lai has already sold the price to 600,000, this necklace is small and exquisite, novel and chic, and the aquamarine texture is pure and clear, delicate and soft, absolutely suitable for beautiful women to wear, is there anyone else bidding?"

Lai Batian looked at Lu Xiaomo deeply, and there was a taste of provocation.

Everyone began to talk about it.

"The Lai family, the family is big, and the family is rich!"

"Rich people are different, they directly added 200,000 without blinking their eyes. ”

……

When Lu Xiaomo and the four of them saw Lai Batian's provocation, Lu Xiaomo and the two beauties were okay and ignored them. However, Wei Fatzi suddenly stood up and shouted: "Dare to despise the fat man, Lao Tzu will pay 1 million!"

Belch!

1 million!

The auctioneer pointed at Wei Fatzi and said excitedly: "This gentleman bids 1 million!"

Lu Xiaomo's eyes almost exploded, and he said in astonishment: "Why did you bid one million, did you let me pay as a wronged person, so that I could be in the limelight?"