Because of the unhappiness that happened yesterday, Li Yunxin's face turned pale, and there were signs of depression.

Feng Tingting was very distressed, strode away, and quickly returned, holding a large plate, casually putting it on the pink quilt, pinching her throat, and said delicately, "Honey, please dine!"

He changed his voice to a rough voice and asked loudly, "Little thief, are you doing breakfast or lunch? Do you want to starve the master to death and inherit my credit card?"

"Poof", Li Yunxin laughed, and her face finally had blood.

Seeing the water stains on the plate, his face changed again, and he urged loudly, "Tingting, quickly open the plate!" The jam is stained on the sheets, I have a habit of cleanliness......

Feng Tingting snorted coldly, "It's really hypocritical!"

With a wicked smile on his face, "A few days ago, Sun Buqi's soy milk was sprayed on your face and sprinkled on the pillowcase, and I didn't see you make a fuss!"

I wanted to fight back: You've tasted it, but you're too embarrassed to open it.

Li Yunxin turned around angrily, looked out the window, and puffed up her bun face, indicating that the baby was very angry!

Feng Tingting stuck out her tongue and whispered comfort, "People are only three years old, and they are unscrupulous." ”

Li Yunxin pointed to the reflection in the distance and asked, "What is that?"

In the yard, the lawn that had been leveled was a mess.

Nodding her forehead slightly, Feng Tingting Holmes possessed, "Bloodstains? The neighbors planted cucumbers and beans, and squirrels often came to steal them." A few days ago, the old couple asked me: how to solve the rodent infestation. What can I do? I had to suggest going to Walmart and buying a mouse trap. ”

The United States is vast and sparsely populated, and the word "house" often appears in the United States, usually referring to a single-family villa with a lawn and a small yard; the Chinese are not accustomed to wasting land and secretly growing vegetables. Of course, this is a violation of the law, and the neighbors will sue the court, arguing that it affects the attitude of others towards the whole community, and affects the price of houses in the whole community!

Local wildlife is overflowing, squirrels, rabbits, and small birds are the natural enemies of vegetables, and they cannot be sprayed in the field, but can only rely on mouse traps.

"No!" Li Yunxin exclaimed and ran barefoot into the yard.

The traces of the lawn were obviously humanoid, and I wondered, "Wasn't it an auditory hallucination yesterday, someone was really knocked down here?"

"The little blacks in the community often fight, our glass is broken, and the police don't take care of it!" Feng Tingting complained to the policeman who didn't care about anything, and her mouth was not idle, "Hurry up and eat lunch, we still have to work in the afternoon." We work overtime, Sun Buqi spends all day drinking in New York, is the world swollen? We are the second generation of rich, Bai Fumei!"

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Starting next month, Yau Tu Turtle will hold a video original competition: 3 outstanding bloggers will be selected every quarter with a prize of $100,000, and 12 bloggers, plus 12 wild card players, will compete for the best of the year with a prize of up to $500,000!

The matter of fame and fortune attracted news.

Today, only 50 excellent bloggers were invited, and as many as 20 reporters were on-site.

Today is the first press conference of the turtle, in addition to some reporters, many famous bloggers were also invited.

On the rostrum, Chen Shijun smiled, looked at the direction of the second floor, and talked eloquently.

“…… Friends gathering, in addition to BBQ and beer, there are more fun things. Everyone will take out their own video tapes and share fun photos and videos, and after the launch of the camera phone, everyone is interested in sharing it with more people. We thought: it is human nature to share with others, so we had the idea of establishing a turtle......"

There was an uproar, and there was a round of applause, and the reporters were sitting in a precarious position, busy filming and making drafts, and they all had the name "The Chinese Boy Who Found the Gray Rhinoceros"!

A reporter didn't buy it, raised his hand and asked, "Your idea of sharing videos and photos is very good, but many copyrighted works are being disseminated for free on the Internet, which has already violated the law! How can you stop it, how can you explain it?"

Chen Shijun was stunned for a moment, opened the "tricks" given by Sun Buqi, and read according to the book,

After the first car appeared, the parliament passed a "Motor Vehicle Act" for fear that the coachman would lose his job, which stipulates that every motor vehicle driving on the road must be driven by three people, one of whom must be guided 50 meters in front of the car, and the red flag must be constantly waved to clear the way for the motor vehicle, and the speed must not exceed 4 miles per hour!"

The reporter interrupted the lyricism and calmly asked, "No matter what, it is a fact that the turtle violates the law......"

Chen Shijun's face turned red and his eyes were round, "Every new technology and new application will always bring new problems. The law is postponed in that case, whether it is recognized or not, this is a fact. ”

Raise your hands and chant at the fans below, "Technology is not guilty!"

The atmosphere at the venue was even more enthusiastic, and some reporters immediately changed their headlines to "Is the boy who shouted technical innocence really innocent?"

Tom and Jack, a pair of good friends, hid in the audience and kept whispering.

Jack's face was grimacing, "...... Hanks's mouth stinks, his technique and running position are very sharp, and he can brush the copy of Maladon alone, and after the video is uploaded, he gets the title of the first hunter. We him, and I always felt a chill in my back. ”

Tom pursed his lips with disdain, "Brush Maladon today, someone clicks in, and tomorrow you will brush it again, everyone will be bored of watching." How good my thoughts are, every day there is a hot news, every day does not repeat it. ”

Jack couldn't help but laugh, "I've heard that there are entertainment news reporters, but I haven't heard that there are reporters in the game...... I saved up for a few years to go on a private trip, and I wanted to go on a graduation trip with Jonny and then propose......"

"Don't worry, it will definitely double your income!" Tom patted his chest and packed the ticket, "There are five embarrassments in basketball, why can't there be a game?" Trust me, I'm going to win the Pulitzer Prize!"

"Do you rely on the turtle?" Jack glanced at Chen Shijun and Sun Buqi, with dark skin, black eyes, black hair, squinting eyes, obviously East Asian, and couldn't help but say: "But he is Chinese, how can we work for them......

Tom covered his little friend's mouth and looked around cautiously, "Shhhh

Pushing the stinky hand off his lips, Jack shrugged, "Discriminating against is racism; ”

"The Ice Queen is also Chinese!" Tom argued, "We come from community college, we don't have athletic talent, we can't get into the NBA, NFL, MLB, we can't make a lot of money; after graduation, if we don't want to go to McDonald's or assembly line factory, the turtle is our best chance!"

Qin Mengyao updates the game video once a week, and clicks and replies to posts in the oil turtle game area have always ranked first; I don't fall in love with the camera, which adds a bit of mystery, and there are "fan brothers" and "fan sisters" in all countries.

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