Chapter 13 Huaxia Downside Wisdom Fights Maozi Customs
"Brother Ning in society, people don't talk much!" Jia Lei said with great admiration.
I didn't expect that Shen Ning, who was silent along the way, and always listened to Xia Fatzi's bragging, was a real master!
Looking at this skillful technique and professional tools, it looks like a habitual offender......
"Your money is hidden, but what about my brother and me?" asked Xiao Xia anxiously.
"Oh, my Brother Ning, Master Ning, and Ancestor Ning, I beg you to be merciful...... Give your brother a hand. Fat Xia hugged Shen Ning's arm and pleaded.
"You...... You let go first, if you have something to say!" Shen Ning finished speaking, and pulled his arm out of Xia Fatzi's arms with all his might.
"How much money do you have? Take it out and see it first, I'm helping you figure it out!" Shen Ning asked helplessly.
"There aren't many ......," Xia Fatzi said suddenly.
"How much money do you want me to hide for you? There has to be a number, right? Otherwise, I don't know where to hide!" Shen Ning asked.
"It's only 1,000 dollars!" said Xia Fatzi, who took out a large stack of odds and bits from his pocket.
"Don't you have any other dollars on you?" Shen Ning asked with a frown.
"I've hidden all the rest of the money, and there's nowhere to hide it. Xia Fatzi hurriedly said.
"Hidden? huh...... Xia Fatzi, I didn't say you, do you think that you can fool those experienced customs inspectors with your so-called good hiding?" Ma Li said with a blank look.
"This ...... The place where I'm hiding is quite hidden, shouldn't it be found out?" asked Xia Fatzi.
"It's not up to you to say whether you hide or not, and it takes experience to hide money. Shen Ning pressed his temples with a headache and said.
"That's right! I can guess where you can hide with my eyes closed. Mary said up and down.
"In the pockets in the shoes, in the clothes compartment, in the trunk compartment and in the upper seam of the underwear, right?" asked Mary.
"How do you know?" asked Fat Xia in surprise.
"You little tricks, it's okay to hide private money at home with your wife to guard against thieves on the train. But it's absolutely impossible for you to fool the customs police with such a small trick?" said Mary, shaking her head.
"Then what should I do?" asked Fat Xia in surprise.
"Hurry up and get the money out, and we'll help you hide it while the police from country E haven't come up yet." Shen Ning said anxiously.
The train is coming into the station soon, and it won't be too late!
"Oh oh oh! Okay!" Xia Fat Man immediately sat down on the bed and took off his shoes.
"There's $3,000 here! Xia Fatzi took out 10 green tickets from under each of the two insoles.
"It's too dirty, too!" said Mary, shaking her head.
"Give it to me!" Shen Ning took the money after speaking, looked around in the box, and then put the money in a black plastic bag, and hung it with a fishing line and stuffed it into the gap between the lower bunk and the wall of the carriage.
The best part is that he uses a fishhook to hang the line on the edge of the bed, so that when the inspection is over, he can easily pull the money out again!
"There's still $4,000 here!" said Fat Xia, who took out a handful of money from his panty pocket.
"Hey, you're giving us a problem!" said Mary, and then she snatched the money and shoved it into Natsu's arms.
"Take it, wait for them to get out, and then stuff the money into your bra. Ma Li said.
"How can you say underwear or something in front of a man, how can you hide money in that place?" Xiao Xia immediately blushed and said embarrassedly.
"Why can't you hide it? Let me tell you, the safest place is to hide your money! These foreigners still have a lot of respect for women, if nothing else. They will not easily search the body of a foreign woman, especially some ** parts! Unless it is a female customs officer who comes to search the body, they will not touch it. Ma Li said.
"I know, I'll go to the toilet and hide the money!" Xiao Xia immediately nodded and said.
"There's still 2,000 yuan here!" said the fat man Xia with a bitter face, pointing to the sewn clothes.
"You're so stupid! When the time comes, people will definitely be able to touch your clothes, and you will see that you are a novice who has never been abroad. Shen Ning said helplessly.
The train is about to arrive at the station, and it's too late to dismantle the clothes!
"Take off your clothes and give it to me!" said Mary, with a wink of her eyes.
Then she threw Xia Fatzi's down jacket on the ground and rubbed a lot of dust, making a mess of it, and used a knife to cut out many small holes in her clothes, and finally put Xiaobai up.
"Don't worry, no one is going to check a kennel!" said Mary, clapping her hands.
"By the way, pour some more beer! it's a bit of a pee on it, and no one will look at it again." Shen Ning said, and then picked up the beer bottle on the table and carefully poured it on his clothes.
"Then what about the rest of the money?" asked Fat Xia looking at the handful of change he was holding at the beginning.
"You can stuff a few under the quilt, and you don't feel sorry if the one or two dollars are turned out and confiscated, and give me the rest!" said Ma Li.
Then she picked out all the large denominations inside, rolled them into small paper tubes, and glued them with transparent glue.
"Actually, we women have a lot more places to hide money than you men. Mary said as she pulled up her shawl-length hair and tied it around her head.
Then she stuffed the little tubes into her coiled bun, and in less than a minute her bun had doubled in size.
"Alright!" said Mary.
As her words fell, the train slowly entered the station and stopped!
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On December 30, 1991, at 3 p.m., the train stopped at Zabaikalsk station.
"Going abroad is troublesome, and every time you go back to China, you have to remember to change the time zone, otherwise you will miss a lot of things. For example, you won't be able to catch the bus when you go to work the next day, and so on! Everyone should move their watch forward for 5 hours now, so as to save problems when they go back. Shen Ning reminded everyone while adjusting the mechanical watch hands in his hand.
"Oh! okay!" said the fat man Xia nodded quickly, he was the only one in the room who didn't know this rule.
Jia Lei is very skillful in changing the time on the watch, he is now flying all over the world, and this kind of thing can't be more familiar.
"I'll have to bring a few more watches next time! Jia Lei complained.
Jia Lei remembers that many people will bring two watches when they go abroad, one is the time in the capital and the other is the local time, which is really convenient.
"Excuse me, check your passport!" said two soldiers and a registrar.
According to customs regulations, U.S. dollars and rubles cannot be taken out of the country, and the number of U.S. dollars they carry will be registered when they enter the country, and they will be registered again when they leave the country.
The extra dollars will be confiscated, and the extra rubles will be confiscated, and you will be issued a note at the border with the number of rubles, and if you come back within two years, you can take out the rubles written on it with the note.
"Please show me your passports and the dollars you have on you, and we will check and register. The registrar said politely.
At this time, the customs officers of country E had not yet been accustomed to lawlessness by the Chinese masters, and they were still very polite to the foreign passengers on the train.
"Okay!" everyone cooperated, pulling out the number of dollars they had registered when they came in their pockets.
"Hmm......" Jia Lei was blinded, he was patronizing and watching the excitement just now, and forgot that he also had dollars in his wallet.
"You, hand over your wallet!" the programmer said unceremoniously to Xia Fatzi, who was the first to be targeted by the inspectors in the car because of his greasy image.
"Give!" Xia Fat quickly took out his wallet and handed it over, and then lowered his head weakly, not daring to look around.
Jia Lei also looked out the window with a weak heart, he didn't know what to do later, he used to take the VIP channel when he took a plane, and he had never been checked......
"$300! Same as the one at the immigration registry, you can get your wallet back. The registrar said.
These customs officers will count the dollars each person one by one, and then check the number on the customs declaration form, and only after confirming that they are correct will they sign on the customs declaration form and release it.
There was a slight discrepancy between the number of dollars on Ma Li's body and the number on the customs declaration, and there was only one or two dollars more, so the customs officer crossed out the numbers on the customs declaration form and rewrote it, and gently let her go.
Sure enough, as Ma Li said, these people do respect women and children, and Jia Lei, a child, was not even asked to check his wallet.
"......Huh" Jia Lei breathed a sigh of relief and felt that he had escaped.
"The attitude of the customs officers of country E is still very good, and I don't know why everyone has become a vampire in a few years. Jia Lei complained in his heart.
After the registrar had checked his passport and registered the dollars, the main event came, and the remaining two soldiers began to come up to check for contraband.
"Jia Lei, are you okay?" Mo Bei hurriedly came over and asked after checking their passports.
Everyone was asked to stay in their compartments before passport checks, so they came now.
"I'm fine!" Jia Lei shook his head quietly and said.
"Why do you suspect me, I really didn't bring any contraband!" a roar of anger came from the box next door.
The obscene-looking goatee man was really searched by the customs officers as a key suspect, and the reason why he was so angry that he was yelled at was entirely because of an excessive request from the customs officers of country E.
These E-country people actually closed their doors and asked him and his companions to take off their clothes and check!
The nearby Huaxia people all leaned over and looked at them worriedly, but unfortunately the goatee had already prepared, even if the people of E country searched them so thoroughly, they did not find any contraband, and they only found a few watches in the mezzanine of the bag.
Unfortunately, this is not contraband!
The customs officer of country E threw the watch back to them and told them to put on their clothes and open the car door. It stands to reason that they should leave at this time, but the person who proposed the inspection still did not give up, and asked the goatee to pour out all the tea leaves in the open tea bag and inspect it.
After finding no contraband, the soldier told them to take out the plastic bag containing the toothbrush and towel, and even poured out all the contents and checked it.
"Sure enough, he looks like a bad guy, no matter where he goes, he will be suspected!" Jia Lei stood outside the door and sighed.
Appearance is justice!
"Dude, I'm much more suspicious, I've had experience now! The goatee said triumphantly waving to his compatriots in the hallway.
"Don't look at me, buddy, I'm a lewd person! After the goatee put on his clothes, he pushed away the inspector of country E and said.
The other party was at a loss and did not raise any opinion on his impolite behavior......
"There's contraband here, come here!" suddenly an inspector shouted in the next compartment.
Jia Lei looked over curiously, and saw that the two particularly good-looking young men in the last box of this carriage actually brought a lot of "Marlboro" cigarettes from country M to the bus, and these things were found to be contraband.
"Only five boxes of cigarettes are allowed in Russia, and foreign cigarettes are not allowed to be taken out of the country. If you are from country E, you will be sentenced for rushing these cigarettes of country M. "The customs officer of country E warned.
Then these cigarettes and a few boxes of chocolates were ruthlessly confiscated by the customs officers.
Sure enough, looks have nothing to do with whether or not you carry prohibited items!
The goatee doesn't look good, but he's smart!
His contraband Italian brand-name leather shoes, because they were worn on the feet of several passengers, passed the customs inspection safely and smoothly.
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In other words, the battle of wits and courage between Huaxia and the customs of country E back then was enough to write 100 books...... I want to chat with more like-minded people about "{?$article_title?} ", WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chatting about life, looking for confidants~