Text Chapter 180 Full of jokes

Hahaha......

Wei Fatzi saw that Ziyang was deceived, as uncomfortable as eating dog shit, and he couldn't hold it back anymore.

Ziyang scolded with a dark face, Ma De, you are a dead fat man, you don't know how to read accounts, you still pretend to be real, you actually read page by page, for several hours, you are really not human!

"Ziyang, if you feel aggrieved, just say it?" Lu Xiaomo said with a smile.

"How is it possible, being honest is a good employee, this is my duty, what grievances are there, boss, you think too much. Ziyang's smile was more ugly than crying, he wanted to strangle these two goods with his hands, but he just thought about it in his heart, after all, he had no guts!

"That's good, Ziyang, in the future, the company belongs to everyone, not an individual, if you want to monopolize the company's property, it is impossible, as long as you work hard, I will definitely not treat you badly." Lu Xiaomo patted Ziyang's shoulder and airway, a slap and a jelly bean were very skillful, and he couldn't coax his subordinates, so that he could work hard for himself.

"Boss, I won't dare to do it again, I will never dig socialist wool again, dig the corners of the company, you can rest assured. Ziyangpi smiled and smiled.

Lu Xiaomo said in his heart, he must give Ziyang a wake-up call, and said softly and hardly: "Ziyang, if you are not honest, you know my methods, even if you eat the company's money, I still have a variety of ways to make you spit it out, if there is a next time, I will let you live better than die." ”

"With this lesson, I'm not honest. Ziyang said with a sad face.

"That's good, fat man, let's go!" Lu Xiaomo waved his hand and walked out with the fat man.

Seeing the two of them walking out, Ziyang instantly became bolder, waved his fists, and said viciously: "You special bastard, dare to show off your power in front of Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will beat you two fools to death." Then he spat at the ground and scolded: "What the hell, Lao Tzu doesn't know as much as you." ”

Ziyang instantly regained his original demeanor, as if nothing had happened just now, the spiritual victory was really not ordinary, it was not like Ziyang was trained, but like Ziyang trained Lu Xiaomo and Wei Fatzi like grandsons. What should Ziyang do, spiritual victory is so awesome.

It is said that Lu Xiaomo and the two drove to the hospital, and when they arrived at the hospital, they went back to their respective homes and looked for their mothers.

Office.

Lu Xiaomo pushed the door in, and seeing that Tian Meina was still studying seriously, Le Zizi moved a chair and sat beside her, the girl's fragrance wafted into the tip of her nose, refreshing her heart, and she said, "Meina, did my father-in-law promise you and me?"

Tian Meina put down the book helplessly, blushed, and puffed out her cheeks: "Lu Xiaomo, can you have a face, open your mouth for a father-in-law, and shut up for a father-in-law, my father said it, and resolutely disagreed with the two of us being together, he said that you have a problem with your character." ”

"Hmph, how can my father-in-law be like this, how can I go back on my word if I promised it well that day, I have no credit, and my character is not as good as mine. Lu Xiaomo was very unhappy and pouted.

Nima, shouted her father-in-law again, Tian Meina stood up suddenly, and her apricot eyes glared: "Didn't you say that you won't be called father-in-law!"

"Mina, let me tell you good news, we will become billionaires in the near future, when the time comes, I will buy a big villa, and you will give me seven or eight children, okay?" Lu Xiaomo diverted the topic.

Giving birth to seven or eight children, do you think I am a pig?

"Don't listen! Don't listen! Shut up for me!" Tian Meina covered her ears tightly and smacked her tongue: "Lu Xiaomo, you shut up for me, can you."

Can be cheeky!"

"I want face, I'm already very face-saving, okay, otherwise, I'll elope with you, and your dad won't be able to do anything about me. Lu Xiaomo said with a flamboyant tongue.

Belch!

Shameless!

Don't listen! Don't listen!

Tian Meina blocked her ears and looked helpless.

"Hehe, Mina, as long as you promise to sleep with me and end my old man's life, I promise not to harass you again. Lu Xiaomo made a request.

Tian Meina's face was flushed, and she had no choice but to move the chair to another desk, put the book down, and practice self-hypnosis, no matter how Lu Xiaomo muttered, she turned a deaf ear and pretended to study.

Lu Xiaomo muttered to himself for a while, Tian Meina didn't pay attention to him, she felt very bored, so she ran to the back room and slept for a while. After you woke up, she walked into the outhouse office and saw that Tian Mina was still reading carefully, yawned, moved a chair and sat beside her, "Mina, there is no end to learning, and it is the shore to turn back!"

???

There is no end to learning, and turning back is the shore.

Why are you bullying me for not reading much?

Is it okay to learn the endless sea and the bitter sea to be boundless?

Tian Meina raised her head with a tense face and glared at him, "Go aside, don't disturb my study." ”

Lu Xiaomo was not angry, he reached out and flipped through her information, and said with a flowery mouth: "Alas, how uninteresting it is to study, you see that this medical knowledge is both boring and tastes like chewing wax, how boring!

Tian Meina's willow eyebrows were upside down, and her phoenix eyes were round, "This is boring, it's boring, I didn't let you read and study, did I force you to read?"

???

What the?

Forcing you to watch!?

Look, of course Lao Tzu wants to watch!

Lu Xiaomo's body was shocked, and he suddenly came radiant, his eyes were like copper bells, flashing with fine light, he rubbed his hands, and said earnestly: "Is this really okay?"

Tian Meina was frightened by Lu Xiaomo's reaction for a day, and looked at Lu Xiaomo with a cute face, "What is okay?"

"Forcing you to see, didn't you let me see what you are?" Lu Xiaomo rubbed his hands and said with an urgent expression.

???

Tian Meina pondered for a while, and then thought about what she said before, and finally locked on the last sentence, do I force you to read it.

Thinking of this, Tian Meina's face had become crimson, white and red, like a tempting red apple in autumn, and the blush crawled straight to the white neck and the roots of her ears, almost dying of shame.

Nima, did I say I forced you to watch, which means that I didn't force you to watch, do you like to watch it, don't look at it, no one forces you, force you to do it, okay?

This filthy guy actually understood that he wanted him to see his private parts, Mom Di, you ruffian, your head is full of filthy thoughts, and you will automatically make up for it, why don't you die.

I really want to pry open the Tianling cover of this product and see what kind of dirty stuff is inside?

"Can you start now?" Lu Xiaomo kept his hands and rubbed his hands.

"Look at you big-headed ghost! You're a complete bastard!" Tian Meina replied with a red face and red ears, and replied shamefully, she stood up and slapped her, but was blocked by Lu Xiaomo's hand, Tian Meina turned around and walked out of the office with a red face.

Boom!

Lu Xiaomo looked at the squeaky and swaying door, scratched the back of his head, and muttered: "Hmph, why is a woman like this, obviously she said it herself, not only did she not let me see it, but she also beat me angrily, it was really a reversal, there was no integrity at all, and the world was declining.

The human heart is not ancient!"

……

On this day, Lu Xiaomo and Wei Fatzi bragged and farted in the office.

Suddenly, Tian Meina and Zhong Ya walked in, Tian Meina saw that Lu Xiaomo's face became disgusted, and she was so angry that she remembered that he wanted to see what he was, so she didn't want to give him a bad look, and she didn't plan to deal with Lu Xiaomo. However, Zhong Ya walked up to the two of them, mysterious and gossipy, and said, "An earth-shattering thing happened in the hospital?"

Lu Xiaomo's eyes were dripping, and he wanted to tease, so he joked: "Could it be that someone was raped?"

"How do you know!" Zhong Ya was surprised.

Belch!

Nima, this can still be a poke!

Lu Xiaomo almost fell down, his eyes were round, and he said, "Wouldn't it?"

Wei Fatzi didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said excitedly: "Tell me who it is?"

Everyone wanted to kick Wei Fatzi's hateful face very much, and they were afraid of chaos in the world at this time, and they gloated over such things.

Zhong Ya rolled her eyes at Wei Fatzi, she saw that the two of them didn't know about it, and said, "Yang Xiaoxiao, a female nurse in our hospital, was killed last night after being indecent on her way home. ”

Rape first, then kill!

"Impossible!" Lu Xiaomo and Wei Fatzi were startled, their eyes widened like copper bells, and they were surprised.

After a moment, Lu Xiaomo sighed and said lightly: "Is there such a thing? ”

You two go out all day and know a fart!

Zhong Ya saw that Lu Xiaomo didn't have any sympathy between his words, and said a little annoyed: "Lu Xiaomo, aren't you heartbroken and sorry?"

"She's not my wife's business! If she's dead, she's dead!" Lu Xiaomo said casually.

???

Zhong Ya was completely speechless, she didn't expect Lu Xiaomo to hear this, and she didn't care, she was still so cold-blooded and ruthless, she was really a bastard, and she rolled her eyes in anger.

At this moment, Wei Fatzi stood up and clapped his hands and laughed: "Good death, this prodigal woman still has today, it's really happy!"

Belch!

You even applauded!

Lu Xiaomo's eyes almost popped out, Tian Meina and Zhong Ya couldn't wait to kill this thing, Lu Xiaomo was also completely shocked by Wei Fatzi, it didn't matter to himself, it was just hanging high, this product was directly crying out happily, there was no concealment at all, I really didn't understand any human feelings.

Generally speaking, people like to hide the truth in their hearts, and what they say is a lie, but it is not as easy as Wei Fatzi.

"Fatty, you have told the truth, how many times have I reminded you, it is easy to offend people. Lu Xiaomo reprimanded Wei Fatzi.

Zhong Ya smacked her tongue, and Tian Meina said angrily: "Wei Fatzi, you are a villain, don't you gloat?"

Wei Fatzi didn't think so, "What's wrong with my villain, at least I'm a fair and honest villain, unlike you, in fact, it's the same as what I think in my heart, I just don't want to say what is in my heart, I think the real villain is much kinder than you hypocrites, at least dare to say it, it's not like you hypocrites are some fancy intestines, and you don't want a prodigal woman like Yang Xiaoxiao to burp early!"

Belch!

The three of them were dumbfounded, and their faces turned red in an instant, and they bowed their heads silently, and they were poked in the dead hole by this dead fat man.

To tell the truth, hypocrites are more hateful than real villains, and hypocrites harm people invisibly and are more unguardable.