"Little rabbit, did you buy a ticket to my house? every night on time and punctually pick up the wall of my house to peek at the old lady taking a bath..."

With a coquettish shout, breaking the calm in the mountains, Widow Liu twisted Lu Xiaomo's ears, walked into a small farm yard angrily, pinched her waist with one hand, and scolded angrily at the closed door of the hall, "Ox-nosed old Tao, get out of here for me, and look at the good apprentice taught by you old ruffian." ”

Widow Liu was twenty-eight or nineteen years old, born bewitching and charming, because she had just taken a bath, and she still had the laziness after bathing, and she was even more glamorous.

Lu Xiaomo has slender limbs, about 1.8 meters tall, although his appearance is not outstanding, his eyes are as bright as stars, and there is a cunning luster in them.

Peeking at the time he was arrested, he didn't panic, his eyes rolled around, and he said with a hippie smile: "Sister Liu, you are angry, the mountains and rivers of the Funiu Mountains are beautiful, and you are more beautiful than Huajiao, yelling like this is not in line with your temperament at all..."

Widow Liu was immediately angry, "According to what you say, you peeked at me taking a bath, I can't make a noise yet, and I can't tell your master, do you want me to pose for you a few more times..."

"That's a good idea..."

"What a bastard you little bunny!"

Widow Liu's willow eyebrows were upside down, she was panting heavily, her chest rose and fell for a while, and the proud murder weapon was about to come out, which made Lu Xiaomo stunned.

Widow Liu was angry, grabbed Lu Xiaomo's ears and twisted them hard, "Peek at me taking a bath, I was arrested, and I still don't change my heart, I really don't want Bilian." ”

"Hey, Sister Liu, be lighter, your ears have been pulled out by you. ”

Lu Xiaomo bared his teeth in pain, and after begging for mercy in a low voice to no avail, he said angrily: "Isn't it just to peek at you taking a bath, and you haven't done anything out of the ordinary, so you need to be so endless?"

"You're still reasonable, aren't you?"

Widow Liu's phoenix eyes were round, and the whole person was about to be blown up, and she didn't bother to say more to him, so she opened her throat and shouted: "Niubi Lao Dao, you get out of here, you don't care about this apprentice!"

Squeak!

The door opened, and an old man walked out.

The old Taoist crane has a childish face, a ruddy complexion, and is wearing a white-washed Taoist robe, like a legendary immortal who has achieved cultivation.

His gaze swept vaguely over Widow Liu's chest, and he frowned: "Widow Liu, what happened, this kid stole your chicken again?"

"He peeked at the old lady taking a bath!" Widow Liu pinched her waist with one hand and pointed at Lu Xiaomo angrily.

Belch!

Lao Dao was stunned, and immediately became furious, pointing at Lu Xiaomo's nose and scolding, "Stinky boy, it's not good to practice at home, and you actually secretly ran to peek at Widow Liu taking a bath alone, it's really angry with me, it's really angry with me..."

What's going on?

Lu Xiaomo was stunned.

It was the master who sent him away before, and didn't let him practice at home?

And when did he not make a mistake before, which day he was not found at home, and he had never seen Master so angry, what happened this time?

Is it to blame me for peeking at Widow Liu taking a bath and not calling him?

Lu Xiaomo secretly speculated, although he couldn't figure out the reason, but he knew that this time the master was really angry, if he didn't find a way to fool the past, a lot of flesh and skin suffering would definitely be indispensable.

With a roll of his eyes, Lu Xiaomo thought of a countermeasure, and knelt in front of the master without saying a word, "Master, the disciple knows that he is wrong... However, I am also curious. ”

Without waiting for the old Taoist to ask, Lu Xiaomo said to himself, "Before, I saw that there was an oil painting in the master's drawer, which was painted by Widow Liu, but the portrait is better than myself, I just want to see what the difference is between the two..."

This stinky old man actually painted his portrait in private and treasured it, and Widow Liu's face turned red.

Lao Dao's eyes were also black, his body trembled, and he stumbled and almost fell to the ground, where was there still a little smell of fairy wind bones.

"Bastard, don't talk nonsense here. ”

The old man scolded sharply, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.

He hid that painting so secretly, how could this bastard boy find it?

Of course, he also knows that now is not the time to dwell on this, and the top priority is to send Widow Liu away as soon as possible, otherwise Widow Liu will definitely point the finger at him, and he will fall for this kid's trick.

"That's... Don't listen to this bastard's nonsense and nonsense, I am a cultivator, righteous and awe-inspiring, how can I hide a woman's portrait privately..."

The old man straightened up, stroked his beard, and made a decent gentleman.

I don't know, I think he is decent!

Widow Liu knew him very well, so naturally she would not be deceived by him, and pointed at him tremblingly, "You master and apprentice are both the same dog, there is no good thing, I... I don't have the face to see anyone!"

Widow Liu covered her face, stomped her feet to hide her face and ran away.

"You're dead!"

Seeing Widow Liu leave, Lao Dao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then glared at Lu Xiaomo viciously, followed by the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

Lu Xiaomo's heart was shocked.

It's over, it's over, it's such a big battle, Master must be looking for a weapon to clean himself up.

If he's not mistaken, there should be a meteor hammer in the box, and when that thing hits a person, the skin and flesh are light, and if you don't get it, you will break your bones and tendons...

Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.

A manly man can bend and stretch, and he can flicker.

Lao Tzu has to hurry up and beg for mercy, and then talk about it after this level.

Lu Xiaomo knelt on the ground, bursting into tears, full of remorse, "Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, and in the future, he will change his ways, repent and reform, and change his mind, for the sake of my young and ignorant, you old man will spare me this time in the end!"

"You don't say that ten or eight times that day. ”

Lao Dao snorted coldly, unmoved, and continued to rummage through the cabinets.

At a certain moment, he suddenly stopped, Lu Xiaomo chuckled in his heart, knowing that the punishment was coming, and was about to escape, but Lao Dao took a burden and threw it at his feet, "Lu Xiaomo, haven't you always wanted to go down the mountain?

What's the situation?

He begged several times before, but the master didn't let him go down the mountain, but now he doesn't punish him for making a mistake, but allows him to go down the mountain, how can there be such a cheap thing in the world, I'm afraid of fraud!

"Master, I'm not leaving, I can't bear your old man's house. Lu Xiaomo was duplicitous.

"Okay, I don't know you kid yet, you wish you could leave now, don't pretend to me. Lao Dao rolled his eyelids, poked him directly, and said, "I didn't lie to you, I really allowed you to go down the mountain." ”

"There is a car waiting for you outside, Qu Zhengtian, the head of the Qu Group, is critically ill, and he must be cured. ”

Lao Dao ignored Lu Xiaomo's suspicions, and explained to himself, "Also, three months later, I went to Ye's house to get the doll married, and the address was written on the letter, which can be regarded as the fulfillment of your father's last wish, remember, don't open the envelope of the relatives without permission, it is sealed with spells." ”

Seeing this battle, Lu Xiaomo didn't know where the master was really going to let him go down the mountain, and his heart was suddenly happy, the world of flowers and flowers under the mountain was what he dreamed of.

I heard that there are beautiful women outside, and they are very open.

I was fascinated in my heart, and I couldn't wait to fly down, but Lu Xiaomo's face was full of reluctance, crawling towards Lao Dao and hugging his thighs, and he couldn't give up: "Master, the apprentice is still reluctant to leave you!"

The old man's heart was hot when he heard this, and he couldn't imagine that this bastard apprentice still had a little conscience, and he knew that he was leaving, and he could still be reluctant to give up, which was really rare.

It's just that in just a moment, the relief on his face completely solidified, because Lu Xiaomo suddenly said shyly: "Master, you see that I'm leaving, you can pass on your last trick to me too!"

"Tricks? Is there anything I haven't taught you?Martial arts, medical skills, spells, square arts, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting... I remember passing all this on to you?"

Lu Xiaomo smiled and said, "Master, I'm leaving, you can give me the portrait of Widow Liu, and treat it as a disciple." ”

In an instant, the air condensed and froze and dropped to freezing.

The old man's teeth creaked, and the next moment a lion roared, "Here, I! Get out!"