Chapter 1: The Strongest Dog Licking System in the World
"Dare to grab a girlfriend with Shen Shao, I'm really impatient!"
"Don't pee on yourself, be poor!"
"Brothers, what is the saying? Lick the dog until there is nothing left, hahaha!"
"It's over, let's go!"
……
Chongyang High School, in a grove behind the school.
A seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy fell to death in a coma, his school uniform covered in shoe prints.
The afterglow of the setting sun fell on him, illuminating his bruised and swollen face.
"Ding! The strongest dog licking system in the world has been activated, and it is scanning the host consciousness-" A cold mechanical female voice sounded in the young man's ears.
"Bind the host's brain waves, iris, and blood, please stabilize the host's emotions first, so as not to bind failure-"
After a pause of more than ten seconds, the mechanical female voice sounded again-
"The strongest dog licking system in the world has been successfully bound, please check your own information. ”
Immediately after, a dark blue light curtain appeared in the boy's mind, and his personal information was clearly recorded on the light curtain.
"Host: Chen Hao
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Charisma: 3
Health: 4
Intelligence: 4
Sexual Performance: 4
Achievement Points: 0
Level: Lv0
Skill: None
Title: None
……”
In the middle of the night, the young man lying on the ground moved his fingertips and opened his eyes.
"Shhhh
The boy grinned in pain and stood up with his palms propped up.
He had a splitting headache and his head looked like he had been run over by a steamroller.
On the dark blue light curtain that appeared in his mind, his personal information was clearly recorded.
Wait a minute
The strongest dog licking system in the world, what kind of thing is this?
He had just been beaten, and his whole body was in pain as if he were falling apart, and his consciousness was not very clear.
Now an unfamiliar voice suddenly appeared in his ears, saying that he had bound some dog licking system, and who it was, he couldn't react for a while.
"Uh-"
Chen Hao raised his hand and rubbed his temples, raising his eyes to look around.
It's the familiar grove behind the school, and it's school day, and it's usually a lot of young couples passing by.
So, he didn't cross.
Could it be that he really acquired a system that only appears in fiction?
As a fan of novels, Chen Hao naturally knows what the system is, it is a super plug-in, no matter what system the male protagonist in the novel is bound to, he will become a coaxing existence.
But, why does the system bound by the male protagonist in the novel have a cool and domineering name, such as what dragon cultivation system, the best ghost hunting system, and the invincible treasure chest system, but what he got was-
Licking the dog system?!
"You, are you really the strongest dog licking system in the Ten Thousand Worlds?" Chen Hao swallowed his saliva and asked.
"Yes, host, I am the strongest dog licking system in the world, after the hard search of the system, I found that you are the best candidate to meet the standards of dog licking, so I will bind this system to you. The mechanical girl explained.
The best choice for licking dogs?
The corners of Chen Hao's mouth pulled out a bitter smile.
He had just gotten the strongest dog licking system in the world, so he was still curious about the function of this system.
"System, then after I bind this system, will I be invincible?"
"That's right, host, after binding the dog licking system, you have become the best dog licking in the world. Only what you can't think of, there's nothing you can't lick! The new version of the ship that you haven't experienced in the fourth mile, you need to experience three hours, and the inside will me, love like a system!"
Chen Hao clenched his fist, put it to his mouth and coughed, and asked in a low voice, "Then, what is the licking method?"
When he asked this, the sound of "Zi Xi Zi Walk" seemed to sound in his ears.
The mechanical female voice replied professionally: "It's very simple, there will be boxes at any time in the host's life, and these boxes can only be seen by the host, and no one else can see them. ”
"It does sound simple. Chen Hao muttered to himself.
"There are five levels of boxes, from lowest to highest, they are Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum and Diamond, and the higher the level of the box, the more advanced the skills or equipment that will be exploded. ”
As for the title column that appears in the personal information panel, the system will also give you an explanation. ”
"As long as you complete some box licking tasks, you can get the corresponding title, for example, you can get the title of 'Voldemort' if you lick all fifty boxes on your stomach, and you can get the title of 'Old Yinbi' by licking all 100 boxes with shameless and insidious means behind your back. ”
After a pause, the mechanical female voice said again: "Okay, host, now a little couple has appeared in front of you, the first box you want to lick is in the right pocket of the girl's blouse, please go over immediately and start your journey of licking the dog!"
???
That's how the journey of licking the dog begins?
Before Chen Hao could ask a few more questions to the system, the mechanical female voice had completely disappeared from his ears, and even the faint blue light curtain that appeared in his mind before had disappeared.
His eyes looked at a young couple who were slowly walking towards him not far away.
The thin boy pushed the bicycle with one hand, and the other arm was on the girl's waist, and the two of them talked and laughed, looking extremely warm in the afterglow of the sunset.
In the right pocket of the girl's blouse, there is a faint flashing blue-gray light.
Seeing this scene, Chen Hao's hands hanging on both sides of his thighs unconsciously clenched into fists.
"Fang Na, in vain I have been infatuated with you for two years, using my spare time and holidays to earn money to buy you gifts, Shen Shibo just gave you an iPhone, but you turned to his arms!"
"Shen Shibo, you just relied on a few stinky money at home, not only took away my girlfriend, but also went against me everywhere in class, and even asked someone to beat me up after school!"
"However, I also want to thank you well, if it weren't for today's beating, I Chen Hao would not have been able to get the dog licking system!"
"In the past, you didn't take me seriously and trampled me under my feet, but from this moment on, you and I are just ants, and I want you to not even have the qualifications to look up to me!"
Chen Hao muttered to himself After saying this, his eyes were as sharp as a sword.
After a few seconds, he put away the cold glint in his eyes and ran quickly towards the little couple who had almost passed in front of him.
His gaze stared blankly at the right pocket of the girl's blouse, and the bronze light flickered more and more clearly.
There's a box in that pocket that he's going to lick!
But after all, this was the first time to lick a girl other than Fang Na, and Chen Hao's mood was excited and nervous.
He ran as fast as he could, rushing to the girl like a gust of wind, and his right hand was pinched into the right pocket of her blouse.
Five fingers touched a soft mass, and the blue-gray light kept beating on it!
Chen Hao didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, took it out and grabbed it in his hand and ran back.
The whole action is done in one go, fast, accurate and ruthless!
The little couple behind him only reacted after he ran a few dozen meters, and the girl first shouted angrily: "Ahhh
The boy's voice followed suit: "Fangfang, where did that pervert touch you?" tell me, see that I don't break his hand!"
"He, oops, he stole my sanitary napkins!"