Chapter 299: Fraud
These gold, silver, bronze and iron arhats are inscribed Shaolin Kung Fu, which is discussed between Guo Dalu and Shaolin presiding monk Fangzheng, Shaolin Temple Tibetan Scripture Pavilion Kung Fu is not easy to pass on, Guo Dalu can not engrave this kung fu on the prize and send it out.
He engraved on the gold and silver Arhat is that he according to the general outline of Shaolin martial arts, several exercises deduced by himself, these exercises are not bad, but extremely difficult to practice, people who have great perseverance and great luck can not practice, as for the bronze Arhat and iron Arhat, the shape of these Arhats together is Shaolin's several sets of outer door boxing, this is Shaolin authentic, but the power is limited.
To a certain extent, Guo Dalu's lottery is not much different from the martial arts cheats in the martial arts, ordinary people just think that this gold and silver Arhat is worth a lot, but they don't pay much attention to the exercises carved on the Arhats, even if they are kung fu lovers, they don't think that the martial arts drawn on the Arhats are of any use, and few will practice according to them.
But the martial arts characters who learned about this were excited, with Guo Dalu as a martial arts master, he would never engage in something useless to fool people, since the host said that these Arhats contain Shaolin Kung Fu and Guo Dalu did not object, then these gold and silver Arhats are really the martial arts methods passed down by the martial arts masters.
After these Arhat prizes were distributed, some people would soon spend a lot of money to buy these gold and silver Arhats from the winners, and some people would go directly to the winners' homes to steal, and for a while everyone was greedy for the Arhat Awards issued by Guo Dalu.
However, Guo Dalu's exercises engraved on the gold and silver Arhats are too mysterious, and some martial arts people are difficult to practice even if they get it, until many years later, a young man learned the martial arts on the Golden Arhat by chance, and finally collected the eighteen Golden Arhats together, and realized the profound martial arts left by Guo Dalu, and achieved the great master of martial arts.
But that's all a story from another book, so I won't repeat it here.
After the awards party, Guo Da went straight back to the hotel to rest.
But the aftermath of this party did not stop because the party ended.
Whether it was Guo Dalu's criticism of the sketch cross talk in the show or the fact that he was the first to draw the gold award in the show, it caused an uproar on the Internet.
When Guo Dalu returned to the room after exercising from the gym in the morning, the mobile phone had already rang for a while, and it was Wang Xiaolu who was calling.
"Little deer, what's the matter so early in the morning!"
Guo Dalu was very curious, and answered the phone and asked, "What's wrong?"
Wang Xiaolu's voice came from the phone, "You have an accident at this lottery party, someone has reported you to the relevant departments, saying that you have teamed up with Tianxi Film and Television to deceive the feelings of the majority of fans with fake lotteries, you can go online and take a look!"
Song Qian's voice also came out of the phone, "Brother Da Lu, Brother Da Lu, I'm Song Qian, this matter was the first thing I discovered, did you reward me with something, the golden Arhat you drew yesterday is good, you give it to me...... Woowoo woo ......"
Before she finished her sentence, she was covered by Wang Xiaolu next to her, don't listen to Song Qian's nonsense, she dares to ask for my Jin Luohan, I can't spare her here! Hey, by the way, our school recently received an invitation to the Vienna Music Festival, and I want to invite our college students to play Chinese music at the music festival, mainly to play the tunes you played last time at our college party, and Song Qian and I are also on the personnel list. ”
Guo Dalu frowned and said: ", we just came back from Germany, although Austria and Germany are a little bit at odds now, but it is almost German territory, and if you want to go to Germany again, isn't this in a hurry to do something?"
Wang Xiaolu also said miserably: "I also think so, so I should not go!"
Guo Dalu said: "Not only don't you go, but even the classmates and teachers who have a good relationship with you should not go, in case someone kills, it's not good." ”
Wang Xiaolu was surprised: "Ah, the mafia will still be angry with my friends?"
"This sounds strange, these underground organizations still talk to you about morality?"
After hanging up the phone, Guo Dalu turned on the computer in the room and logged on to his Weibo.
I saw that Weibo had long been boiling and Yingtian, and Weibo, which had not seen scolding for a long time, now there were scolding sentences again.
"Guo Da Bad, you are really not a good thing, Lao Tzu has seen your true colors! Fuck, what are you talking about a lottery to give back to the majority of fans, who knows that your lottery is the same as a lottery, it is all a trick, and this prize has been distributed to your own people! You are too shameless, in front of such a live audience, you dare to put the prize in your arms, how shameless you must be!"
This is to scold Guo Dalu.
"Guo Ye, Guo Ye, it's a big deal! Someone has already reported your real name, saying that you are engaged in a fake lottery to defraud, and the amount of fraud is the box office amount of Shaolin Temple! By the way, the person who sued you is the current cross talk celebrity Qi Derui, I estimate that this guy just looks at you unpleasantly, and you sprayed them on the scene to say that they said cross talk skits, so he will report you. ”
This was worried about Guo Dalu and took the initiative to report to Guo Dalu.
"Rub, this Qi Derui actually dares to sue Guo Ye, tired of him? Guo Ye, just scold, don't coward, fuck you to death!"
It's not a big deal to see the excitement.
Guo Dalu looked at it for a while, and already knew what was going on.
To sum up, his lottery behavior at yesterday's lottery party aroused the suspicion of people with a heart, so some people reported that they and Tianxi Film and Television cheated on the lottery activities, there were several anonymous reports, and there were several real-name reports, and the most famous in the real-name report was cross talk actor Qi Derui.
Guo Dalu also knows a little about this Qi Derui because he has been listening to cross talk all the year round, this person studied under the famous cross talk master Pang Yunshan, and is a closed disciple of Pang Yunshan.
This Zidre once said a few jokes in front of the public with the support of several senior brothers, and he was popular for a year or two, but because of his limited conditions and the shortcomings in his stomach, he became popular for a year or two, and then disappeared in obscurity, and no new works came out.
If he hadn't jumped out to sue Guo Dalu today, Guo Dalu would have been unable to remember that there was such a number one person in the cross talk world.
"Others don't come out, but you come out to tease Lao Tzu!"
Guo Dalu was very strange, "I sprayed a cross talk sketch, saying that they are going down, and no one else jumps out, just your big face?"
He was curious, searched Qi Derui's Weibo on the Internet, and then clicked in to take a look, and found that Qi Derui sent such a message on his Weibo: "Because I have watched the Shaolin Temple movie, I signed up for the event held by Tianxi Film and Television to watch movies and win awards." At the beginning of the lottery yesterday, I specially watched the lottery party held by Tianxi Film and Television, and found a thing that made people feel very angry!"
"When I drew the second, third and fourth prizes before, I didn't find anything wrong, but when the first prize, that is, when the eighteen Golden Arhats were drawn, a scene from the drama appeared. Before the lottery winner Guo Dalu came to the stage, he didn't know what was going on, but he expressed great dissatisfaction with today's cross talk sketches, and his mouth was not inferior, and he said insulting language to today's cross talk sketches, and after that, he performed something that didn't look like a sketch and didn't look like cross talk, some netizens said that he was a stand-up comedy, but I don't think it's like it, stand-up comedy doesn't seem to have him say that. ”
"This Guo Ye Guo Dalu, who has no good impression of today's cross talk sketches, when he drew the first prize, the first person to win the lottery turned out to be himself! As far as I know, there are at least 10 million fans who participated in the lottery, and Guo Dalu drew his name out of the 10 million people!"
This is equivalent to someone throwing away 500,000 yuan in cash in a big city with a population of 10 million, and this 500,000 yuan in cash just smashed on Guo Dalu's head, which is an incredible coincidence! However, in the face of the host's suggestion that he donate the prize or invalidate the prize and draw it again, Guo Dalu was furious and unceremoniously reprimanded the host. For such a money-hungry person, it is not surprising if he does something to cheat in the lottery. ”
I consulted a few friends, and they all agreed that Guo Dalu and Tianxi Film and Television held this lottery party is greasy, therefore, as one of the victimized audiences, I have the right to seek justice for myself, I decided to report Guo Dalu and Tianxi Film and Television Company in real name for suspected fraud of customers, induce consumption, and use their hands and feet in the lottery party, so that the grand prize fell on the head of the designated person. ”
ps; I just made a Weibo.,The name is the author of the river.,I don't know how to play.,Interested students can pay attention to it.,But I rarely play it.,It's just a whim to register one today.。