Beat 011
Wangxiang Mountain. "Stop! Okay, let's talk! Obediently hand over the money, and we will give you a complete beauty." Otherwise......"
Two people who had not moved their hands approached, and one of them was the tallest of the twelve thieves. It was another person who spoke, according to Huhu's professional estimates, this guy's height, weight, and figure were the average of all thieves, and it was the vicious voice that came out of his hair:
"Otherwise, you will go to Qishi Lake tomorrow to retrieve the corpse! Then you may have to hire professional manpower, because it will definitely not be complete! Hehe!"
Yan Yan had not yet been captured, and after hearing the words of this vicious man, the six thieves surrounding Yan each took two steps back, and the encirclement expanded, and they were farther away from him.
The rock nunchucks are handed to the left hand, and the stick becomes longer and can be farther away. He brushed the ground with his right hand, and pulled out a one-and-a-half-foot-long homemade short sword, this murder weapon was cold and shining, obviously more delicate and sharper than Huhu's polished and sharpened, it was a real threat.
Yan Yan almost calmed down: "It's okay to talk about it first, if you want to fight, let's go on, let's all continue, I'm not afraid that there are so many of you, forcing Lao Tzu to work hard, someone will always hit the tip of Lao Tzu's sword!"
"Whew!" The vicious young man sneered a few times with disdain, "A fish on a cutting board, do you think you still have the ability to overturn the plate?
"Look!" Yan Yan's right-handed sword played a move 'left and right', followed by a move 'fighting for high and straight fingers', and at the same time, the nunchucks in his left hand were not idle, and with the one-handed sword, it was also two moves 'black smoke miasma' and 'intertwined roots'.
The nunchucks whistled in the wind, the cold light of the one-handed sword flickered, and the four moves of Yan Yan were not small, and the thieves retreated again, and the encirclement widened a little. Regardless of whether the thief really understands it or not, but his skillful and neat appearance has already made the thief understand that he really has two hits.
After the activity started, the short sword pointed directly, and Yan Yan played with his mouth: "Everyone is steady, don't mess around! Everyone's stick doesn't have long eyes, and Lao Tzu's sword is not vegetarian, nor is it used for cutting vegetables! If you really want to do nothing, it will not benefit anyone! If you want to seek wealth, don't you? Okay! Let's talk first, get to know each other, and then talk about transactions, this is the rule of the road!"
"Hey, hey, and tell us that the train is not pushed, the rolling pin is not blown, what kind of night pot are you!"
Hearing that the thief was not in a hurry to make a move, but set up Huhu, so that he could mess with himself for a long time, Yan Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly reminded himself not to be rough. Yan Yan barely calmed down, but his mouth did not stop:
"Everyone has spoken, I'm also mixed up in the road, otherwise what would I do with the guys? When the chopsticks are too long, the peel is a little bigger! I don't care if you are from the Chaozhou Gang or the Huiyang faction, you don't have to ask me if I am from Luoshanmen or Dazhutang, anyway, they are all mixed up in the Tao, it is not easy for everyone to meet each other, save face to each other, and see each other next time! Take a step back and open the sky, if you don't do things absolutely, the night road will not be dark!"
Among the thieves, it seems that there are really people who are suspicious.
Yan Yan wanted to strike while the iron was hot: "How about it, let's light up the bottom of the sea!" He held the sword in his right hand and still aimed at the other party, but the left hand holding the stick raised to his chest, made a few gestures indiscriminately, and called out the so-called 'cut' in his mouth, "The black dog drinks urine, the white rabbit lays eggs, the foot pig goes up the tree, and the hen beats the eggs!"
"Don't mess with gestures, open up nonsense, and deceive people!"
"You don't even recognize this? Haven't you yet gone to the Dao? You have formed a gang like this and done things on the Dao, but you are not on the Dao, and you will soon have no good life!"
"It's because you haven't been on the road yet, right?
"I don't understand this?" Seeing that the other party didn't scold him, he only picked a thorn in the incision, "My four sentences, if you think about it carefully, do they contain black and white male and female eggs? That is the meaning of 'sex is an egg', if there is such a thing, it is a fool, hehe." It's the most commonly used way to greet each other on the road, and it seems that you are just making a small fuss, and you can't get on the bridge!"
Yan Yan's nonsense made the vicious young man a little confused: "Impossible! We are not the first brothers, who has ever heard of you greeting you like this! What are the black and white male and female eggs? It is clear that you are talking nonsense and!"
Yan Yanxin said: These bastards are not stupid, they are not good nonsense. I can't say it, Lao Tzu has to take another dose of fierce medicine.
Reading the manual, one-handed sword brush, played two fancy, the small thorn lightly provoked, and another move 'Pick the lantern night battle', picked off his travel hat, showed his head melon, shaved and slippery. He loudly declared, "I'm skinheaded!"
"The bald guys?!" seven or eight voices shouted in unison.
"That's right, the bald gang! Do things thoroughly, leave no room for anything, as long as you get out, you won't leave a dime! That's the purpose of this gang!"
"The skinheads?" asked the venomous youth, "Are you the skinheads?"
"Yes!" Iwawa's momentum became even more majestic.
"I haven't heard of it!" the vicious young man poured a scoop of cold water on him.
"I'm going crazy! You gangsters who haven't entered the stream yet! Qishi Town is so big, and the top is a famous bald gang, and you don't know how to hang bald heads! There are more than 100 famous gangs in Qishi Town, and the skinhead gang is definitely the top ten! I don't know the skinhead gang, you are a bastard!"
Vicious youth: "The bald gang has never heard of it, the bald head club has a good reputation, and their boss is the 'pig brain'." ”
Yan Yan's brain turned quickly, and he immediately climbed up the pole: "Yes, yes, yes, the bald head of the pig head shell is one of the four branches of our bald head gang, didn't the first four sentences say, the bald head gang is divided into four big heads: dog head, rabbit brain melon, pig brain case, and chicken head gate, but they are all the boss of our head gang headquarters - the use of the brain! I am the person from the headquarters! I am a lucky person to come here tonight to do business." ”
Vicious youth: "Yo, the more you talk about it, the more it looks, as if there really is such a thing!"
Yan Yan: "You still don't believe it? Come, a few flashlights are shining on the top of Lao Tzu's skull, Lao Tzu will show you a close-up, look carefully! Lao Tzu's head is full of light, is it still so bright? His eyes are wider, can he see it? On Lao Tzu's bald head, there are 'five bars and three turns'! That is the status of Lao Tzu in the bald gang!"
Not to mention, the flashlight gathers in the past, look carefully, Yan Yan's bald head, there is really a hairstyle, and it does trim out a few white roads with the thickness of little fingers, five straight horizontally, and three turns and three turns vertically.
Vicious youth: "Hehe, five bars and three turns, it doesn't seem to be a leper status!"
Yan Yan made a very stinky fart: "Of course, the more levers, the better, the more crutches, the higher the status, just rely on the mark on Lao Tzu's head, shout casually on the streets of Qishi Town, and easily pull up a few big cars, you can't do anything you want!