"Is this a Buddhist card? Why are there branches in it? Aren't you fooling me? What kind of tree is this, it's so expensive, a few small roots can be sold for 2,000. Boss Song asked. I wanted to laugh, but told him in all seriousness that it wasn't a joke and that it was characteristic of Thai offerings.

Boss Song asked: "Is this tree spirit the kind that can become a beautiful woman in "Journey to the West"?" I was completely speechless, saying don't guess, it's not so evil, the tree spirit is a spiritual plant, and only with Southeast Asian witchcraft can it be blessed into Buddha card raw materials. Originally, I didn't know the bottom in my heart, and I planned that if he talked about it any more, he wouldn't sell it, but Boss Song didn't ask such strange questions again, saying whether he could get a cheap discount.

I said, "You can't bargain for a Buddha card, but if you ask for a statue of Guanyin Buddha in the temple, do you dare to negotiate the price with the monk? "Boss Song asked you if you can definitely make a fortune if you come back with this thing? The opportunity to fight is here, I just finished this class, and I haven't forgotten it, and immediately told him that there is no 100% effective thing in the world, except for poison. The effect varies from person to person, depending on the sincerity of the offering, personal behavior, and even the depth of the person's blessings. If I try everything, I don't have to sell Buddha cards, all kinds of effects please get a piece, don't you become a rich man early?

"Yes, it's just the money for a one-night ticket, I admit it!" I could even hear Boss Song gritting his teeth on the other end of the phone, "Anyway, it's a loss of money every night, and if you don't play a ticket tomorrow night, you will be considered a haven't won!"

The next morning, I had eaten the tendon cake and tofu brain downstairs, and when I came to the conversation with a full burp, Boss Song made a boo gesture to me and pointed to the next door. I didn't understand what I meant, so Boss Song quickly took out a stack of banknotes from the drawer and handed it to me, asking me to put it away quickly. Putting the money in my pocket, I told him the special rules of the tree spirit Buddha card, and asked him if he could accept it, if not, it was too late to regret it now, and I would return the money.

"Brother, what does this mean?" Boss Song asked suspiciously, "Why do I have to return the things I spent money on in less than two months?"

I said, "Of course it's impossible to return the money, as a worshipper you have already received benefits, how can you be embarrassed to let Master Azan return the money?"

Boss Song thought for a while: "But after 50 days, I don't know how much money I can make and how much money I can make, if I don't even have enough debts to fill, then it's useless! Is there a specific amount, such as how many tens of thousands of dollars can be made for me?" I smiled and shook my head, saying that the Buddha card was filled with tree spirits, not accountants, and I couldn't count the money. This is a special rule of Thai yin cards, which cannot be disobeyed, otherwise the worshipper will be unlucky, and you make up your own mind.

At this time, I saw Song's wife coming from the lottery station, greeted me, and said to Boss Song: "I have already told the old man at the lottery station that I will never sell you lottery tickets in the future." If I sell it again, I'll turn against him. ”

Boss Song said helplessly: "Aren't you looking for a ballast? People are operating legally, why do you turn your face!" Song's wife said angrily What can I do, you are about to put your home in, and if you take it again, you can only take me. Boss Song gave me a look, I pretended to buy a recharge card, took out fifty yuan, and left with the card.

Less than half an hour after arriving home, I received a text message from Boss Song: "Okay, I agreed." Take the time to write me a receipt and send it, and when will the amulet card arrive?" I hurriedly called Kaohsiung, saying that the money had been received, and asked him to send the tree spirit amulet to Shenyang as soon as possible, and asked if the international express delivery would take ten days and half a month.

Kaohsiung said: "I know two flight attendants at the Bangkok airport, and I can ask them to bring goods to Guangzhou, and then let my friends in Guangzhou send them to various provinces and cities by express." Bangkok has flights to Guangzhou every day, as long as it is not a remote area such as Xinjiang and Tibet, it can be reached in five days at most, and two days if it is fast. At the same time, Kaohsiung also told me that if customers have doubts about the source of goods, they can also send direct mail from Thailand to China, which will be relatively slow, taking more than ten days. However, there are two kinds of express orders on the package, one of which is commonly used in Thailand, such as UPS, EMS or DHL, etc., which can be queried casually. When customers see the express order, they are less suspicious.

After another piece of knowledge, I texted Boss Song to ask which way to choose, and he replied: "The sooner the better, brother, I believe in you, don't bother sending direct mail." When he called Kaohsiung, he said, "No problem, send the money over first, and don't forget to add the make-up fees for those two classes." In addition, I think you can eat all the Buddha cards in your hand, and they will be surnamed Tian in the future, and you can sell them at any time, anyway, you are not short of funds now. Otherwise, it is only more than 1,000 yuan, and there will be a handling fee for overseas remittance, which is not cost-effective. ”

I'm very reluctant, thinking that maybe I won't do this line tomorrow, so I said that I will send you the money for this Buddha card first, I just entered the industry, I don't want to press the goods, I still sell your Buddha cards slowly. Kaohsiung didn't think much about it, just said let me be.

I hung up the phone and looked at the twenty hundred-dollar bills, but I couldn't be happy, still because of the worries I had last night. If it doesn't have any effect, even if Boss Song doesn't care, I won't have the face to sell this thing in the future, it seems that not everyone can do this, at least they have to be able to fool, and they can deceive people without changing their colors, just like the gang of people who engage in pyramid schemes. I went to the nearby Bank of China and remitted 1,400 yuan to Kaohsiung.

Without further ado, the things arrived in my hands in four days. I pinched the Buddha card in my hand, looked carefully at the front and back, left and right, and there were indeed a few small branches inside, very inconspicuous, and I couldn't see any difference from the branches on the side of the road downstairs in my house. I thought that if this thing can attract wealth, then I will go to cut down trees tomorrow and make my own amulet cards to sell.

At noon, I came to the bar, looked left and right to see that there was no one, and then took out the amulet. Boss Song looked at it for a long time and asked, "Brother, are you sure that this branch was not broken off by itself on the side of the road?"

", how is that possible? In Thailand, the plantain tree can become a sperm. I said with a smile, and I didn't have the confidence to speak. Boss Song mysteriously asked if this tree spirit had a gender. I said you really asked, this tree spirit is a woman.

Boss Song opened his mouth: "Then if it turns into a human form in the middle of the night, am I ......" I didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile Then you can sing every night and be a groom every day.

"Let my wife know that I spent money on this, and she won't scold me to death!" Boss Song sighed.

I didn't dare to continue talking about this topic, so I showed the note inside the transparent bag to Boss Song and taught him how to get started and make offerings. Whether it is essence or spirit, there is a difference between the offerings of women and men, and the male ones should offer cigarettes, alcohol, coffee, watches, car models (car models, not people), etc., and women are more abundant, such as perfumes, cosmetics, flowers, colored or gold jewelry, and beautiful ornaments.