Text Text_Chapter 30 Crying and fainting in the toilet
The mother and daughter were talking intimate words in the office, and Qin Mu came upstairs leisurely.
Seeing that it was about to be time to get off work, he wanted to ask Lu Yaqing if he had any arrangements for the evening, if there were no special arrangements, he would go on a date with Liu Hong.
finally made Liu Hong promise herself, where should she go at night?
It's been a long time since I've enjoyed the life of the two-person world, and I want to be alone with Liu Hong, huh!
There was a small impulse in my heart.
However, there is not much chance of getting started the first time, especially a woman like Liu Hong who is more determined, so Qin Mu just took it personally.
"President!"
Qin Mu knocked on the door and shouted, but no one inside answered.
Secretary Wen Yang came from the finance room, and she had a good impression of this hero who was born with divine power and could fight more than 200 by himself.
Especially after Qin Mu became the president's driver and bodyguard, the two had a lot more opportunities to deal with each other.
Seeing Qin Mu coming to the president, Wen Yang shouted in her sweet voice, "The president went to the chairman, Qin Mu, are you okay?"
Wenyang is relatively young, a recent college graduate.
It seems that she is only twenty-two years old this year, and she is a shy girl.
"Actually, it's nothing, I'll ask the president if he needs a car at night?"
Wen Yang said, "That will not be clear until the president comes back." ”
"Qin Mu, come over here. ”
Wen Yang beckoned to Qin Mu, and saw that there was no talent and whispered, "Just now, Director Chen went to the chairman to sue you, saying that he was going to fire you, but he was stopped by the president, and the president is good to you!"
"Really?"
Qin Mu smiled, Chen Qianjiao's mother and daughter still had a conscience and did not listen to the gluttonous words.
However, it seems that the old guy Director Chen has not learned his lesson, and he still has to continue to work hard in the ideological transformation work!
Qin Mu touched his nose and was thinking about giving him some color to see, when he happened to see Director Chen come out of the office and go to the bathroom at the end of the corridor.
Boy!
Qin Mu smiled and said to Wen Yang, "Thank you!"
He followed him to the bathroom.
The chairman's office is upstairs, and the president's office is on the same floor as the other vice presidents.
Qin Mu leaned over without a trace, and saw Director Chen standing in front of the urinal with his back to him, and shook vigorously a few times.
"Director Chen, go to the toilet!"
Qin Mu is not a person who loves to scheming and hating, everyone is a colleague, look down and don't look up, what happened last time, Director Chen sincerely repented, and the guarantee was also written, Qin Mu had already unveiled this page in his heart.
But I didn't expect this guy to hit his own little report again, too much!
Director Chen didn't realize that it was Qin Mu who greeted him, and he didn't look back, nodding in response.
Because most of the people on this floor were executives at the vice president level, where would he expect Qin Mu to suddenly appear?
What's more, his current state is a little embarrassed, standing in front of the urinal for a long time, he can't pee, and he deliberately shook a few times just now, but he didn't react.
Grandma's, the switch is out of order.
It is clear that the bladder is swollen badly, but I can't urinate, Director Chen is in a hurry!
I pee, I pee, I can't pee.
Director Chen is going crazy.
Qin Mu is also cheap, he finished urinating, humming a little song, and when he saw that Director Chen was still standing there, he turned his head to look.
"Yo, can't pee?"
Director Chen was about to collapse, and when he turned his head to see that it was Qin Mu, he couldn't help but blush with anger.
"How are you?"
"What's wrong with me?"
Qin Mu took out a cigarette from his pocket, "Do you smoke?"
"Whip your head, get out, get out!"
When he saw this guy, he was irritable, especially when he went to sue just now, even his sister and niece were facing him, and Director Chen was even more angry.
"Okay, then I'll go out, if I can't pee, call me!"
Qin Mu smiled and left.
Dare to taunt me?
Director Chen was so angry that he was going crazy, if he hadn't been able to pee out, he would have strangled this kid to death.
Qin Mu finished smoking a cigarette, but Director Chen still didn't pee, his legs were numb, and his bladder was about to explode.
At that moment, Director Chen really wanted to cut his own play.
What is pain?
The pain is that people urinate twice, and you can't pee out after standing there for a long time.
What's going on today?
Although I usually have a little prostatitis, it doesn't come to this point, right?
Isn't this morning okay?
Director Chen struggled for a long time and wanted to zip up and leave, but his bladder was distended badly.
But the more anxious I was, the more I couldn't pee, and even the sweat came out urgently.
When you are older, your legs are prone to numbness when you stand for a long time.
Qin Mu shouted outside, "Director Chen, have you finished peeing?"
I'll go!
Director Chen's face was flushed, and he was about to scold, but he couldn't scold and just wanted to cry.
Why?
It's suffocating, and it's swelling and painful.
Older people are easily agitated and want to cry when they are excited.
Do the living really have to be suffocated by urine?
Qin Mu came in again, and when he saw Director Chen's appearance, he screamed, "Ouch, it's not good, Director Chen is crying and fainting in the toilet." ”
Director Chen was indeed about to cry, he was holding back his urine and crying.
It's a terrible feeling.
Several male colleagues heard the shouting and rushed over.
"Director Chen, what's wrong with you?"
How did they know that Director Chen was suffering from pain?
Everyone knows what it feels like to be suffocated by urine, but he can't say it!
Especially when Qin Mu called these colleagues over, Director Chen was even more anxious and ashamed, and was about to fight with Qin Mu, when he suddenly found that this guy was staring at him with a playful smile.
Director Chen clasped his thighs with both hands, and suddenly understood something?
It's this guy again!
I'll go!
"Director Chen, isn't it very uncomfortable? If you feel uncomfortable, you can just say it! Do you want me to help you? If you want you to nod, you don't want to shake your head. ”
Director Chen wanted to cry without tears, oh my God, how did I encounter such a demon?
Director Chen nodded painfully, the feeling of being anxious to urinate and unable to urinate was really desperate.
"Yo, are you begging me?"
Qin Mu smiled, but he didn't mean to help, but joked, "Director Chen, the habit of making small reports behind people's backs is not very good." There will be retribution, you see, you can't pee, right?"
Director Chen was already speechless, his eyes were teary, and he grabbed Qin Mu with one hand.
"You're uncomfortable, aren't you?"
Director Chen nodded.
"Will you still be a villain in the future?"
Director Chen shook his head.
"Then you have to be well-behaved in the future, and don't do bad things again. ”
Director Chen nodded.
"Alas, for the sake of your age, I'll help you!" Qin Mu sighed with a look of sympathy.
"But you've got to zip up your pants first!
Don't talk about zipping up now, as long as you don't let him die, he can accept it.
Director Chen was very obedient and obediently pulled the zipper.
Qin Mu patted him on the shoulder, and Director Chen was stunned and immediately urinated.
No way!
You'll have to wait for me to undo my pants?
It's too cheap, deliberately let people zip it up, be careful!
Director Chen looked at the expanding wet marks between his legs, as well as the puddle of liquid under his feet that made him go crazy, at that moment, he really even wanted to die.
Several male executives at the scene had already heard of Qin Mu's name, but the scene in front of them made them beat the drum in their hearts one by one, and today Director Chen shouted loudly in the chairman's office to fire Qin Mu. This guy even dares to fix the chairman's brother, and he will stay away from him in the future.
"Director Chen, Director Chen. ”
Just as they were panicking, Director Chen was so angry that he trembled and fainted.