"I'm bald?" Xu Mufeng opened his eyes wide, trembling and touching his head with his hand, he exhaled, "It's okay a little bit." ”

It made Lin Yiting lean forward and backward with a smile, revealing a mouthful of snow-white shell teeth.

Then Lin Yiting put down the electric push scissors, and she jumped up and down to move the mineral water boxes and beer boxes, which were piled up into two rows about two meters long, and she was so tired that she was squeamish.

Xu Mufeng was puzzled, "What are you doing here?"

Lin Yiting beckoned and said, "Sir, please lie down." ”

"What are you doing lying down?" asked Xu Mufeng.

"Shave. Lin Yiting took out the disposable blade from the package again, and then carefully embedded it in the knife holder, she shook the blade of Han Sensen, "You lie down, I will scrape, so that it will not hurt your skin." ”

"Okay. Xu Mufeng was lying on the beer crate, most of the beer in the beer crate was making a clanging sound, Xu Mufeng's slender body was also trembling, and his pupils shrank, "This seems to be dangerous, you be careful not to go sideways." ”

"The chassis is short, what are you afraid of?" Lin Yiting took out the beard cream, squeezed out the alabaster liquid on the palm of her hand, and then gently stroked it evenly on Xu Mufeng's beard, with delicate and meticulous movements.

Suddenly, Lin Yiting closed her eyes, her cheeks turned crimson, and she said in pieces: "Brother Tang Seng, my uncle and aunt asked me to give birth to a son and give it to him, and then give him the surname Lin, can you help me give birth to a good ?......?"

"Huh?" The empty beer bottle under Xu Mufeng's buttocks creaked again, and even his beard stood up straight.

"But, you gave birth, my aunt took the child, hehe. Lin Yiting said with her eyes closed.

"Where is there a man who gives birth to a child? My mother!" Xu Mufeng laughed again, and the beer bottle rang again, as if he was laughing with Xu Mufeng.

"Now that science is so advanced, can men become women, I think men will be able to give birth. Lin Yiting still said with her eyes closed.

Xu Mufeng fell from the beer to the ground.

"Ah, what about people?" Lin Yiting found that there was no touch in her hands, so she exclaimed and immediately opened her eyes, and saw Xu Mufeng lying on the ground like she was frozen, she giggled, "Little, I'm kidding you, climb up." ”

"Please, stop playing, heroine. Xu Mufeng's face was mixed with beard and alabaster, black and white, and he trembled and climbed into the beer crate to lie down.

Lin Yiting squatted on the ground, she wiped the ash stains on the knife holder with a tissue, and said softly: "The day after tomorrow, I will take you to the hotel to sleep, and I will sleep with you." ”

After speaking, Lin Yiting raised her head and saw Xu Mufeng lying on the ground again, and when she landed, she laughed, "You come up for me! Why are you playing like a child? ”

Xu Mufeng lay on the beer crate again, and said in a humming voice: "I can't imagine that getting a haircut is so tiring, so I don't like haircuts." ”

"But I'll take care of your hair in the future, hehe. Lin Yiting raised the razor, "I'm working on the grass, I'm not allowed to speak, I can't move!"

After speaking, Lin Yiting held her breath and helped him shave his beard, falling and falling, and the grass fell down.

Xu Mufeng also held his breath and condensed, but he really didn't dare to move. At this time, Lin Yiting's body was filled with an intoxicating fragrant fragrance, as well as the slightest heat in her mouth, which made Xu Mufeng's heart jump suddenly, and it also made her soul feel happy.

Not long after, Lin Yiting helped Xu Mufeng finish shaving her beard, she took a look, and couldn't help but giggle, "Brother Tang Seng is so handsome, he is ten years younger all of a sudden, and now he is eighteen years old." ”

Then, Lin Yiting took out a clean towel and dipped some mineral water to help Xu Mufeng wash his face, Lin Yiting's eyes looked at Xu Mufeng with blazing eyes, "Bai Bai Jingjing, I have Tang monk meat to eat tonight." He giggled again.

After getting it done, Xu Mufeng wanted to get up, but was stopped by Lin Yiting, "It's not over yet, it's not over yet, you lie down." ”

"What else are you going to do?" Xu Mufeng touched his clean face.

"I'm going to help you make a face mask. Lin Yiting took out the facial cleanser from the package and said.

"Why are you dressing me up so beautifully?" Xu Mufeng said as he lay on the beer crate again and stretched his waist.

"Send it to Moments, I want to affirm that I have found my husband, so that those men don't have to chase me and annoy me every day. Lin Yiting moved a box of mineral water, sat next to Xu Mufeng, stretched out her white hands, and began to help Xu Mufeng make a mask and wash her face.

Xu Mufeng: "......"

"Brother, you are not afraid of sleeping with my sister, why are you scared when I say I want to sleep with you?" Lin Yiting said softly and angrily.

Xu Mufeng's whole body seemed to be numbed by electricity, and he was stunned, "What did you say?"

Lin Yiting snorted, "I didn't say anything." ”

Xu Mufeng snorted, "Oh." ”

Lin Yiting snorted again and said disdainfully: "Please repeat what I just said!"

Xu Mufeng: "......" He pretended to be unconscious and withdrew from the topic, "This cemetery is really fucking good to sleep in, so cool! The wind is like a gentle spring breeze, and it is so pleasant to blow over." ”

Lin Yiting twisted Xu Mufeng's ears with both hands, "Did I say that?" he screamed in pain like a pig, "Let go!" I repeated, I said. ”

So Xu Mufeng also hummed and chirped, repeating Lin Yiting's words where yin and yang were unclear.

Lin Yiting closed her eyes again and asked quietly, "Then what?" But the hand in her hand that made the mask was more gentle, and she lost the domineering attitude just now.

Xu Mufeng touched his sore ears, he complained bitterly in his heart, thinking: I really don't dare to offend the rich second-generation girl in front of me, and Yu seems to be so deceitful: "It's okay for you to sleep with me, but what, I don't like to do family things?"

After she came back, we chatted on the phone for a night, and I know everything better than you!" Lin Yiting twisted Xu Mufeng's ears again and said disdainfully.

"It's over!" Xu Mufeng screamed in pain, he said, "This mask seems to be very painful! People say it's very comfortable to make a mask......

"That's something you didn't cooperate with, and it made me unhappy, hehe. Lin Yiting said that the movements in her hands were much lighter.

Lin Yiting said: "My sister and I are twins, our hearts are together, and I have a premonition that my heart is connected, that is, for example, if my sister ate something before, although I didn't eat it, my nerves can sense what it tastes like." ”

"Unbelievable!" Xu Mufeng blurted out.

"What is unbelievable? Don't pretend to be cultured in front of me, are you bullying me for being uneducated?" Lin Yiting asked puzzled.

"You can understand the esoteric nature of Dream of Red Mansions, don't you understand it?" Xu Mufeng was about to fall into a groove.

"Hehe, I paid almost 5,000 yuan to hire someone to translate it into Xiaobaiwen, which is easy to understand, and there is no idiom, so I look so good. Lin Yiting sighed at the aroma and said seriously and helplessly.

Xu Mufeng: "......"

After a while, Lin Yiting said angrily: "Are you dumb?

Even, Xu Mufeng wanted to sleep again and again, and when he heard Lin Yiting ask, he actually said in a daze, "Well, when I sleep in the same bed with your sister, what kind of sixth sense can you smell?"

Lin Yiting blushed suddenly, she snorted, and said, "I don't know." ”

Xu Mufeng laughed, and he was completely sleepy.

"Laugh at you rotten bastard!Why should I share it with you?" Lin Yiting said angrily, "Anyway, my sister and I are twins who have broken apart, I know what she has done, and she knows what I have done, as for whether other people's twins are like this, I don't know." The old gentlemen all say so, there seems to be such a strange pair of twins in 10,000 pairs, that is, ten fingers connected to the heart, heart and soul together, well, we are the unlucky pair. When my sister died that day, I was in a coma for a day and a night, you know, I followed my sister and flew in the sky, and I don't know why, my sister actually kicked me out of the clouds, and she scolded, 'You follower, you go back to take care of me Xu Mufeng for the rest of my life! What are you doing with me? I'm not welcome you!'......"

Xu Mufeng was stunned, and then he screamed loudly, "Oh, ah, ah, ah, there are ghosts!"

"Call your mother-in-law outside the house!" Lin Yiting scolded dissatisfiedly.

Then neither of them spoke, Xu Mufeng didn't dare to take a breath, he was afraid that Lin Yiting would be displeased and use him as a kaleidoscope to abuse him.

After a while, Lin Yiting said: "I dreamed that you played the electric guitar yesterday, did you play and sing a song of "Little Bride Flower"? And the day before yesterday, I also dreamed that you were playing and singing a song of "Station"? But the day before yesterday I dreamed that your outline was not very clear......

With a whoosh, Xu Mufeng was shocked and almost couldn't catch it, and he said in shock: You know this? However, Xu Mufeng pretended to be forced, "Well, I can't play or sing, I'm a layman to music." ”

"That's a ghost playing, a song sung by a ghost?" Lin Yiting said angrily.

Xu Mufeng: "......"

After making the mask, Lin Yiting picked up her mobile phone and took a photo with Xu Mufeng, one on the left and one on the right, and she was so happy that she giggled.

After taking the photo, Lin Yiting sent a mobile phone to Moments, and noted: This is my husband, I have found my husband...... Please tell each other and forward the circle of friends on behalf of each other, thank you!!

The friends in the circle of friends made a sensation......

Man A said, "Ah! I'm done!"

Ototomo said, "Ah, I'm going to be a monk!"

The man said, "Ah, I might as well be dead......

……

At this time, Lin Yiting, a distant girlfriend, saw that Lin Yiting had found such a handsome boyfriend, she praised it vigorously, and then desperately posted it to the circle of friends, those mothers were also idle and bored, and they also desperately forwarded the beautiful photos of Xu Mufeng and Lin Yiting.

However, this photo was actually forwarded to Gu Li's mobile phone, at first Gu Li chuckled, she stared at Xu Mufeng for a long time, and said coldly: "Wow! Xu Mufeng, you have a flat haircut, and you are more handsome! Hahaha, you really found a daughter-in-law......

Then she was shocked, and after being shocked, she screamed hysterically: "Xu Mufeng, I must kill you! I must kill you! I must kill you......"