Chapter 217: I'm a big water gun
The reason why my ass was cold was not because I was scared, but because the tiger scratched my pants and scratched my pants, revealing a big hole in my buttocks. 【Fengyun Reading Network.】
It's a good thing I escaped a little faster, otherwise, half of my ass would have to be scratched off!
I just hung up the tree, and at my feet, the big white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes, lifted its two forelimbs, and pounced on the trunk again!
I hurriedly put more effort on my hands, and with a strong push, I shrunk my whole body up so that I could not be bitten by it.
Its huge body slammed into it, and the entire tree the size of its waist trembled as it struck.
Tian Qiuqiu, who had already climbed higher than me, was so frightened by this that he almost didn't grasp the branch, and when he leaned back, he was about to fall under the tree.
When I couldn't do anything, I suddenly stretched out a hand, scooped her waist out, and fished it back, shouting, "Hold on, don't panic!"
Tian Qiuqiu came back to his senses, hugged an arm-thick branch, and said that he would not let go of anything.
I took the opportunity to climb two more levels of branches, a little farther away from the big thing on the ground.
The white-fronted tiger, I couldn't pounce once, and then pounced again, this time I was prepared, pounced higher, but I had already walked more than a meter up, and it was still enough for me.
For a moment, it couldn't do anything about me, so it circled around the trunk of the tree in the ground, raised its head and roared at me and threatened me.
I didn't bother to care about it, I took care of my own safety measures, and grabbed one of Tian Qiuqiu's arms with one hand, in case she was scared again, her hands and feet were weak, and she fell down.
Tian Qiuqiu was so frightened that his face was bloodless, three souls and seven spirits, and he was scared away by two souls and six spirits, until I grabbed his shoulder, and then he slowly came back to his senses.
She looked down in fear, and was terrified at the sight of the huge body of the tiger.
"Brother Lele, you say...... It...... Can it climb trees?"
I also stared down, and when I heard this, I replied, "Don't worry." Tigers can climb trees, but they are not very good at it, and if it is as fat as this one, it is not expected to climb up. ”
"But...... It's coming!"
"If you really want to come up, I'm not afraid of it, I can kick it back! Mom, it's ...... It's really coming!"
This fat and big guy, seeing that he didn't have a trick to take me, actually tried to climb up the tree!
I saw its two thick front paws, hooking upwards, hooking two large branches, and then clumsily attracting its huge and bulky body. The two stronger hind legs kicked hard, and then the whole tiger body left the ground and hung on the tree.
Okay, Brother Tiger, I'll take back my contempt just now!
Don't! Don't!
Don't come again!
"Quick!" I raised my head and yelled at Tian Qiuqiu: "Climb up again!"
"Hmm!"
Although panicked, with my help, Tian Qiuqiu climbed two more levels of branches.
"Hold this trunk and don't let go!"
I confessed, but I went down a bit.
"Brother Lele, what are you doing!"
"Don't worry, look how I kick this beast back!"
I hold a large branch in each hand, which can fully bear the weight of my body.
Then I waited quietly for the white-fronted tiger to approach me.
Soon!
This stupid guy used all fours and climbed two more branches!
I'm less than a seat away.
I shrunk and pressed my heartbeat!
Seeing that the time was ripe, I deliberately stretched out a leg and gave it a blow on the head!
Seeing this, the white-fronted tiger quickly stretched out a front paw and wanted to scratch me!
However, I retracted faster than it could, leaving it scratching the air.
This is the time!
When it's done with one action, it's too late to do a second action.
My body fell violently, and my feet kicked its head!
My weight of one hundred or dozens of catties, plus my deliberate accumulation, has enough strength of three or four hundred catties, all added to the tiger's body.
What a weight!
Listening to a few loud clicks, the white-fronted tiger fell several branches in a row and fell to the ground.
There was a boom, and the ground couldn't help but tremble!
"I'll just say, come up and kick you back!"
Now it's okay, the branches are broken, and it can't help it if it wants to come up a second time.
But the stupid fellow was not convinced, and roared and threw himself on the trunk of the tree, which was extremely vicious and vicious.
"If you have the ability, you can cut off the tree, and then I will be unlucky!" I became fearless.
I had a bad taste, opened the chain of my trousers, and a bubble of urine poured on its head, "Come on, come on, come and bite Lao Tzu!"
Tian Qiuqiu, who was above, blushed when he saw it, coughed, and said, "Brother Lele, don't you have shǒu qiāng, why don't you use it to hit it!"
"I'm a big water gun...... Oh, you said that Colt. ”
When I touched my trouser pocket, it was empty.
"It's over, shǒu qiāng was run away by me just now!"
I said, "Forget it, it's just one bullet in it, this kind of shǒu qiāng bullet is too powerful, one shot is not enough to tickle it, and it's useless in the hand." ”
The white-fronted tiger below tried it and found that it could not go up the tree again, so it turned in a circle at the bottom again.
I went up two levels, climbed to the same height as Tian Qiuqiu, and took insurance measures.
Tian Qiuqiu was a little worried: "You say, will it keep guarding below and not leaving?"
"Don't worry. I reassured, "It's not that patient." At most, stay for a while, and when you see that you really can't do anything about us, it will be gone. ”
Tian Qiuqiu said: "Really?"
I said, "Of course it is." It doesn't lack food for the two of us, so why pester us. ”
Tian Qiuqiu said: "But you offended it, you pee on its head!"
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Does it understand this, it's not human, and it won't be rude for me to pee." I'm just enclosing my territory, using my male scent to tell it that this is my territory, tell it to get out of here......! Or I'll pee on it again!"
We deliberately laughed to relax the tense spirit.
More than half an hour later, the white-fronted tiger on the ground ran up the mountain reluctantly.
I stood tall and saw far away, looking straight at it over the hill to make sure that there was no danger, and then I took Tian Qiuqiu down the tree.
I asked Tian Qiuqiu to stay at the root of the tree, keeping his guard at all times.
I went to clean up and picked up the scattered herbs, the water bottle, and the Colt.
Then quickly slip away.
I was worried that the giant thing would kill the horse pistol, and I was anxious to leave this area, so I pulled Tian Qiuqiu and walked very fast.
Following the same path, we walked at a rapid pace, and it was easy to return to the valley where we lived.
Finally escaping from danger, we breathed a sigh of relief, and we were already tired, sitting under a towering tree, and resting beautifully.
I touched the hole in my buttocks, it hurt a little, and it seemed to be scratched somewhat.
After resting and breathing, he had to take Tian Qiuqiu back again.
Then she didn't move, her eyes flashed, as if she had something to say to me.
(End of chapter)