Chapter 187: Not Preparing to Be a Man on the Third Day (Second Watch Asking for a Monthly Pass)
To be honest, Sun Xiaokong couldn't help it when he thought of this!
It's absolutely exciting!
When I thought of Zhu Bajie being suddenly startled by the black bear spirit, I am afraid that he will not be able to harden for three or five years...
Ouch I'll go!
It's so exciting!
Zhu Bajie: Please be a person!
Sun Xiaokong: The third day of not being a human being.
"Hey, Xiao Hei, let me ask you something, how are you practicing your transformation technique?" Sun Xiaokong looked back at the black bear spirit and asked.
"Huh?"
Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, the black bear spirit was a little confused for a while and said: "It's okay, as long as you are not a person with great powers, you can still deceive." ”
Sun Xiaokong nodded.
In this Journey to the West, basically everyone knows how to change, but some people are proficient, and some are half-witted.
"Then you change one for me now, change one first... Become a master. ”
Listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, the white dragon horse also stopped, and Tang Sanzang also stopped and looked at the black bear spirit.
The black bear spirit nodded, and as soon as he shook his body, he changed into Tang Sanzang's appearance.
"Great Sage, can you do it?"
The black bear spirit asked with a smile.
"Voice, try to imitate Master's voice and see if it works?"
Sun Xiaokong looked at the transformation technique of the black bear spirit, and felt that there was not much of a problem.
What can I say about this thing, it is impossible to deceive Yang Jian, who has magical powers such as eyes.
But Zhu Bajie's goods, as long as there are no flaws, there is not much of a problem.
"Empty, do you think I'm okay like this?"
Seeing Tang Sanzang, who had changed into a black bear, a muscular hunk shouted a little hypocritically.
"Perfect!"
Sun Xiaokong clapped his hands and said.
And Tang Sanzang was a little stunned for a while, and said in his heart: "It turns out that I... Speak... Is it so inconsistent with your own body?"
For a while, Tang Sanzang also fell into deep thought.
"Na... Xiao Hei, you are now a woman, a beautiful and coquettish woman, think about it carefully, you have become better, I will bring you a peach to eat. Sun Xiaokong looked at the black bear spirit and said with satisfaction.
When the black bear spirit hears it, ouch I'm going?
This time with the right person, when a pet can still be mixed with peaches to eat?
I saw that the black bear spirit changed again, becoming a man who was more than 1.8 meters tall and weighed more than 200 pounds... Big fat girl!
He's a!
"Ouch Nima!"
Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong was so frightened that he almost fell off the horse, which was so exciting.
Tang Sanzang and Little White Dragon also looked at the black bear spirit with a strange expression.
"The Great Sage... Is there anything wrong with that?" asked the black bear spirit, puzzled.
"That little black, didn't you understand what I meant?"
"Beautiful woman, do you understand beauty?" Sun Xiaokong was a little painful.
The black bear spirit was stunned for a moment.
"The Great Sage... Am I not pretty?"
"I... No... Float... Bright... Is it?"
These words reached the ears of Sun Xiaokong and Tang Sanzang, and they almost vomited.
Even the little white dragon almost threw up.
You must have some misunderstanding about pretty...
"Do you feel like you've become like this, very beautiful?" Sun Xiaokong looked at the black bear spirit and asked with a serious face.
The black bear spirit nodded heavily.
That's it.
Sun Xiaokong also understood, there was something wrong with the aesthetics of this guy.
It's a big problem.
"You make me think about it!"
Sun Xiaokong began to ponder.
After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong imagined a picture in his mind.
A teacher.
Then the mana used by Sun Xiaokong gradually portrayed the *** in his mind and said: "Look, just change according to this appearance, this is called beautiful, understand?"
The black bear spirit listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, nodded and said, "Understood, Great Sage... Do you want clothes for this?"
"After all, you don't have any clothes in this painting..."
Sun Xiaokong: I wiped it, as if I accidentally exposed something.
After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong said seriously: "What about this change technique, first of all, you want it to be real." ”
"For example, you don't have any clothes now, and then you look for clothes to put on, so that it is more real, right?"
The black bear spirit listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and nodded ignorantly.
As soon as he changed, the *** without clothes appeared in front of everyone.
Sun Xiaokong also came to his senses all of a sudden, and directly applauded: "Okay, your thing has become perfect!"
Tang Sanzang hurriedly covered his eyes and looked at it secretly, and then after reading it, he directly turned his head and muttered: "Amitabha... Amitabha!"
"Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color. ”
False serious...
At this time, Sun Xiaokong was very satisfied with the performance of the black bear spirit, and after some training, he could definitely give Zhu Bajie an unforgettable and exciting anti-routine.
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong directly threw a peach to the black bear spirit and said: "Xiao Hei, I am optimistic about you, continue to work hard, and then I will teach you well, help me do something in a few days, and after the matter is completed, I will reward you with a golden pill." ”
"Thank you, Great Sage... Thank you, Great Sage!"
The black bear spirit is also happy.
Tushi Palace.
The Jade Emperor and Lao Jun were stunned.
"What is Sun Xiaokong going to do here?"
"Let the black bear spirit become a woman, is it because he can't bear the loneliness anymore?"
Lao Jun listened to the words of the Jade Emperor, and he also got goosebumps, and replied: "Pull it down, Sun Xiaokong obviously wants to trap others." ”
Pit someone else?
When the Jade Emperor heard Lao Jun's words, he also thought about it, who is it pitting?
Pit pig Bajie?
It's not right, how could Sun Xiaokong know that the next difficulty would be met by Zhu Bajie?
After all, not everyone can know about the catastrophe.
You can't talk nonsense.
"Pit Tang Sanzang?"
The Jade Emperor thought about it, and felt that he should be going to trap Tang Sanzang, after all, other people really couldn't think of it.
Lao Jun shook his head, he couldn't guess.
"I don't know, let's just take a look, this black bear spirit's transformation technique is okay, after all, his mana is deeper. ”
"But if you want to rely on this, it is probably impossible to pit our kind of existence. ”
What Lao Jun means is that Sun Xiaokong wants to deal with Lingshan side with this, but there is basically no possibility.
"Hehe, let's wait and see!" said the Jade Emperor with a smile.
In other words, Lingshan at this time.
After Guanyin left, he thought a lot on the way.
The most incomprehensible point for Guanyin is.
That Sun Xiaokong can easily take down the black bear essence, and he is also ready to leave the black bear essence for Tang Sanzang to be a sparring partner, so ......
Why did this guy shout that he was going to get the black bear spirit?
Could it be that he directly took down the black bear essence himself, and then accepted him, wouldn't it be smoother, and he didn't have to fight with himself.
That's weird.
Seriously, Guanyin really can't figure it out, what is the purpose of Sun Xiaokong looking for this troublesome thing in this way?
Sun Xiaokong: There is no purpose, just a small routine, to experience the exciting feeling of not being a human being.
In the end, Guanyin didn't plan to think about it, and Guanyin decided to ask for leave.
Go back to the South China Sea to recuperate for a while.
Now Guanyin feels that he is like at the beginning, in the dark, and Sun Xiaoqi has no reason and wisdom.