900. Chapter 900: Tintin will blow himself up
Suddenly, Yang Ling'er was about to collapse, how could she be such a hooligan.
Because she didn't know if Fang Shaoyang's lifeline was still good now, and she didn't dare to scold Fang Shaoyang loudly, now Fang Shaoyang was sad enough, if he was scolding him, it was still unknown whether he could live.
Seeing that Yang Ling'er and Chu Xue would rather suffer silently, they would not squeak.
This qiē and every qiē are all for themselves. Fang Shaoyang was really moved, if he didn't eat some tofu or something now, he would be sorry for the kick he suffered.
After leaving the café, Fang Shaoyang immediately put aside his big mouth, and howled as soon as he said "wow", and said: "Oh my God, it hurts, what should I do! If I can't have children in the future, I can't lift it, it will affect the relationship between husband and wife, and the relationship between husband and wife will break down, without a daughter-in-law, I can't have a baby, I can't have a baby, and the master will be disappointed in me, in that case, I won't be able to live." ”
Chu Xue heard all these words, she was actually very guilty now, she lowered her head, and suddenly she looked up at Fang Shaoyang, "Don't worry, Fang Shaoyang, if you really can't do it, I'll marry you, and if you can't have a child, we'll raise a child." ”
"If you marry me, I will suffer. Fang Shaoyang said.
This sentence almost suffocated the internal injuries of the two girls, why is he still unlucky? He is still unlucky for a useless man to marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law?
Yang Ling'er on the side couldn't stand it anymore, she looked back at Fang Shaoyang, and shouted with her head and face: "Do you know that you are such a hooligan in this sentence?
"Yes, everyone is a man marrying a woman, and I was married by a woman, if it is spread to our village in the future, how will I live? If she marries me, who is on it when she sleeps? Who takes the initiative?"
A series of questions directly confused Yang Ling'er, and the more she listened, the more wrong she became, Yang Ling'er raised her knees at Fang Shaoyang's stomach.
Although it was with his knees, for Fang Shaoyang, Yang Ling'er was just tickling him, but he still pretended to be in pain, and the painful look was mixed with a trace of enjoyment.
"Oh, grandpa, I can't live anymore, I'm a big man, I'm about to become a waste, they still bully me like this, how can I be a person?" Fang Shaoyang let go of the two of them and sat directly on the ground.
Ignoring the pointing and pointing of the pedestrians around him, he opened his mouth wide and screamed, like an old lady sitting on the street playing crazy.
He is shameless, Chu Xue and Yang Ling'er still want to be embarrassed, at this time, Yang Ling'er folded his hands, looked pleading, and said, "My ancestor, don't you do this, okay?"
"Tell you, Ling'er, do you know why I'm so sad? Fang Shaoyang pointed down and said, "This is a place for a man to show his male style, I have never been male in my life, so I will lie on my stomach." ”
"Oh, let's go to the hospital and have a look. Seeing the man in front of her who had lost her majesty, Yang Ling'er's heart tightened, and her landlord Fang Shaoyang's elbow said, "Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital." ”
"I'm shy, I don't dare go. Fang Shaoyang turned his hand to the landlord Yang Ling'er, and then hugged him, and touched Yang Ling'er's waist with both hands, and suddenly the comfortable Fang Shaoyang shamelessly lifted it up.
Ding Ding, who was like a stick, was directly between Yang Ling'er's legs.
Yang Ling'er, who was still worried, felt the foreign object between her legs, and was immediately stunned, her expression extremely dull.
At this time, Chu Xue, who was anxious, saw Yang Ling'er's unpredictable expression, her eyes widened, and she asked, "Sister Ling'er, are you okay?"
"Woo woo!" Hearing this inquiry, Yang Linger cried directly, in fact, she knew what was between her legs, although it was just touching, but now with Yang Ling'er's clean and self-righteous character, it was like being forced to 'a woman'.
"Fang Shaoyang, you get out of the way. Yang Linger cried and yelled.
"Shhhhh......h ”
Then Yang Ling'er had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, is this still a machine?
But she was still not sure if what Fang Shaoyang said was true or false, and said hesitantly: "Then what now?"
Now Fang Shaoyang really has an urge to push forward, now as long as he pushes, he can almost go in, but he is still a little hesitant, his own is so big, can he go in all of a sudden?
If you can't get in, it's completely leaked.
I know that I can't be in a hurry, if I want to push these two flowers, I have to take it slowly, and I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, this is an eternal law.
"Fang Shaoyang, you let go of Sister Ling'er!" Chu Xue saw Yang Ling'er crying, thinking that Yang Ling'er didn't want to be taken advantage of, and then pulled Fang Shaoyang's arm and said.
"You little brat, give me a cold skin. Fang Shaoyang spoke, "Do you know, I'm about to blow myself up, if you blow yourself up, if you marry me, you will never be able to enjoy the happiness of being a woman again, do you know? ”
Suddenly, Chu Xue felt a little cheated, and now he has become his husband inexplicably, so he has no discipline, right?
The innocent Chu Xue was teary-eyed by Fang Shaoyang's big eyes, and she was a mess of grievances.
Seeing Chu Xue crying, Fang Shaoyang directly let go of Yang Ling'er, cried with a face, walked to Chu Xue's side, hugged Chu Xue, and slapped it twice in a row, "Don't cry, I'll comfort you." ”
Immediately, Chu Xue felt that there was a very hard thing in her lower abdomen, a very big stick.
While feeling the stick, Chu Xue subconsciously shouted: "Fang Shaoyang, you actually hid a stick in the crotch of your pants. ”
As soon as these words came out, the pedestrians around looked at Fang Shaoyang who was holding Chu Xue with strange eyes, and then Fang Shaoyang hugged Chu Xue hard, and he whispered: "I'm scared to death, you have to protect me, now I'm sick." And I'm still kicked out by you, and you're responsible, husband. ”
Now Chu Xue knows what it means to be shameless, the most important thing is that her lower abdomen is now smashed by the stick hidden in Fang Shaoyang's crotch, and she originally wanted to push Fang Shaoyang away, but when she heard Fang Shaoyang's words, she was relieved.
Hey, let him hug him, he's sorry for him, hey.
But he was so hateful that he hid a stick in the crotch of his pants, and his lower abdomen hurt so much.
Chu Xue's eyes were full of tears, if Chu Xue knew now that Fang Shaoyang's crotch was not a stick, but a little Ding Ding that she had just kicked in, I don't know what kind of expression it would be at that time.