"Dead fatty, you are so good at burning the qin and cooking cranes, ruining the heavens, believe it or not, I'll kill you!" Lu Xiaomo was so angry that smoke rose above his head.

Wei Fatzi quickly retreated to the door, poked his head through the crack in the door and said: "Boss, why haven't you lived to understand that life is too old, life is short, and timely enjoyment is the king, and when you kick your legs, can you take this treasure away? Even if you can bring it to the underworld, the underworld recognizes this thing? It's better to change a few girls now." ”

Lu Xiaomo: "......"

Lu Xiaomo was confused, although this Wei fat man has no heart and lungs, but he can always say some irrefutable truths in a flash of inspiration, why don't you want to be a philosopher, it is really condescending to be a god.

Seeing that Lu Xiaomo was stunned, Wei Fatzi said proudly: "Boss, does what you say makes sense?"

Two days later, you lent me the car, and Qu Yue'er fell in love with my talent and decided to date me. Lu Xiaomo said angrily.

"Boss, don't put gold on your face, I heard it, you held Qu Zhengtian hostage to win the opportunity. Wei Fatzi pierced Lu Xiaomo in person.

"Fuck off!"

"Bang!"

A teacup was thrown, almost hitting Wei Fatzi, and the fragments were scattered, which scared Wei Fatzi to run away immediately.

The next morning.

Tian Meina wiped her tears and cried, extremely aggrieved.

Lu Xiaomo thought that the blind guy had bullied her, but after asking, she found out that the salary had been paid, and everyone's money had arrived, but Tian Meina and Lu Xiaomo's wages had not been paid.

Tian Meina went to the accounting office to check the situation, but came back with a dusty face, because she did not sign in on time, the accountant said that she was late for an hour and deducted one-third of the day's salary, and the accountant sent Tian Meina away on the grounds that her salary was deducted.

As soon as Lu Xiaomo heard this, he was furious, and he dispersed without a salary, what is the reason for Tian Meina to have no salary, could it be that her bad reputation has affected her? So Lu Xiaomo asked the accounting office to reason, and the accounting office said that if there is any doubt about the salary, go to Xiao Liu first, and Xiao Liu is responsible for attendance.

Lu Xiaomo entered Xiao Liu's office and asked, "Accountant Liu, why don't you have Tian Meina's salary?"

Xiao Liu was playing a game leisurely, and he didn't want to break in recklessly and sweep his Yaxing alone, so while closing the game, he raised his eyebrows and said, "You are from that department, don't you know how to knock on the door?"

"Hey, knock on the door, you have deducted the wages of Tian Meina and my Lao Tzu, are you still reasonable, don't you know that big cities live on this salary, you know that people will starve to death without wages?" Lu Xiaomo walked up to his desk and asked.

Xiao Liu was in his twenties, just young and vigorous, and when he heard this, he was anxious, and he stood up suddenly, and said with a white face: "Who are you? ”

"Lao Tzu Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, Lu Xiaomo!" Lu Xiaomo straightened his body.

Belch!

This is the demon king of the mixed world, Lu Xiaomo, he has hardly been in the hospital for a few days since he went to work, let alone signed his fingerprints, and he dared to ask for a salary, but he couldn't do it!

"You are Lu Xiaomo, you haven't pressed your fingerprints for a day, and your salary has been deducted. "Xiao Liu didn't have a good airway.

"Even if my salary is deducted, Tian Meina's salary will be deducted, is it your accounting office deliberately finding fault!"

Lu Xiaomo said and slammed his fist on the desk.

"Bang dang!"

The desk was smashed out of a bowl-like hole by Lu Xiaomo.

Xiao Liu was startled, his eyes almost burst, Nima, so violent, punched the desk with a punch.

Lu Xiaomo grabbed Xiao Liu's chest, lifted him up in the air like a chicken, and his eyes widened, "Do you pay us last month's salary!"

"Uh...... This is a hospital, you can't come nonsense!" Xiao Liu was frightened, and said with a trembling mouth.

"It seems that if I don't give you some color, you won't pay us a salary?" Lu Xiaomo put a casserole-like fist in front of Xiao Liu with his other hand, staring at him coldly.

Xiao Liu was frightened, fart and urine, this is a fist that smashes a hole in the office desk, if this punch goes down, he will lose half his life if he doesn't die, he has no doubt that if he doesn't say something soft, Lu Xiaomo will smash his head with a punch.

Xiao Liu was not stupid, and hurriedly shirked his responsibility and said: "It's not that I want to deduct your salary, it's our accounting manager who wants to deduct your salary, I can't be the master!"

"What, it's the accounting supervisor's trickster, if you kid lie to me, believe it or not, I'll kill you. Lu Xiaomo said sharply.

Xiao Liu said with a crying voice: "I don't lie to you, I am only responsible for attendance, where do I have the right to deduct other people's wages." ”

Lu Xiaomo hesitated.

Xiao Liu hurriedly said: "In this way, I will take you to meet our accounting supervisor, he has great power, and he said that if you pay your salary, he will definitely be able to put the money on your salary card." Xiao Liu saw that Lu Xiaomo's face was much softened, and boldly pointed at Lu Xiaomo's hand, "Otherwise, you put me down first, and I will take you to see the manager." ”

At the beginning, he dared to show off his might in front of Lao Tzu, and when he saw people playing ruthlessly, he immediately wilted, grass, what a guy who bullied the soft and was afraid of the hard.

As soon as Lu Xiaomo let go, Xiao Liu sat on the ground with a buttocks, and fell "wow", but he didn't dare to complain, stood up and said angrily: "Doctor Lu, please come here, I will accompany you to see the supervisor." ”

Bell!

Xiao Liu knocked on the door three times, but there was no response inside, and knocked a few more times, but there was still no response.

Xiao Liu had a bitter face and said embarrassedly: "Doctor Lu, you see that the person is not here, he may have gone to the bank to do something, you can stop and come over again!"

Shouting, Lao Tzu knows that you people can push things when they see things, stop coming, you still have these words, why are you fooling children?

"Don't call Lao Tzu haha, are you playing with me? It seems that if I don't give you some color, you are not telling the truth. Lu Xiaomo clenched his fists, raised his fist like a casserole, and threatened.

Xiao Liu shrank his neck in fright, and said with a sad face: "I...... The fifth uncle is usually sleeping at this point, and he hates others for disturbing his sleep the most, so I dare not touch his brow. ”

Grass, sleep during work hours! No one is allowed to disturb me! More arrogant than me, he is the fifth uncle of this goods!

"What, the accounting supervisor is your fifth uncle? Doesn't it mean that immediate family members can't work in the same accounting department?" Lu Xiaomo was taken aback, the accounting law explicitly prohibits immediate family members from holding important accounting positions in the same department. Although Lu Xiaomo is not an accountant, he is erudite and talented, and he still knows Di.

"What's that...... He is my distant cousin, not an immediate family member. Xiao Liu had a heart and did not tell the truth.

Dare to lie in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can know that you are lying through language and action.

Lu Xiaomo was about to go crazy, and suddenly the phone came, and after answering the phone, he said angrily: "Dead fatty, what are you doing with Lao Tzu?" Lao Tzu is busy and has no time to take care of you. ”

"Boss, I heard that you went to the accounting department to settle accounts. Wei Fatzi said into the phone.

"Uh, how do you know?" Lu Xiaomo was stunned, he had just come in with his front foot, and he knew it with his back foot, so he was too well informed.

"Tian Mina told me. Wei Fatzi said.

"If you have something to say, let go of a fart! I don't have time to play with you. Lu Xiaomo said impatiently.

"Hehe, boss, I have the handle of Li Gang, the accounting supervisor, I promise to help you a lot, I'll send you a photo and you'll know." Wei Fatzi laughed angrily.

Without waiting for Lu Xiaomo to reply, Wei Fatzi hung up the phone, and within a few seconds, Lu Xiaomo's WeChat received a photo.

Lu Xiaomo opened the photo and saw that his eyes were almost bulging, and he scolded: "Dirty, I don't need your help." ”

Lu Xiaomo kicked the door open, rushed in with Xiao Liu, and saw a strong man lying on the sofa sleeping soundly, snoring like thunder, and the sound of kicking the door was so loud that it didn't wake him up, it was really strange.

"Go, wake him up. Lu Xiaomo looked at Xiao Liu coldly and ordered.

Xiao Liu reluctantly walked over and patted Li Gang on the shoulder, "Fifth uncle, wake up, someone has come to you to check your salary and settle accounts with you." ”

"Hmph, hmph. The manager turned over and continued to sleep, and Xiao Liu spread his hands towards Lu Xiaomo to express helplessness.

Lu Xiaomo's eyes widened, two cold lights shot out of his eyes, and he said sharply: "Wake him up!"

Xiao Liu was so frightened that he didn't dare to disobey, so he suddenly came up with a plan, and said loudly in a loud voice: "Fifth uncle, the people from the Discipline Inspection Commission are here!"

"What, Discipline Inspection Commission!"

Li Gang woke up suddenly, crawled with a roll, and accidentally fell on the floor, ignoring the pain, and said in panic: "Where is it!"