Chapter 688 [Colored Jokes]
When Li Xiaoqiang finished saying this, suddenly, his hand also pinched the wrist of the other party's other hand.
After hearing Li Xiaoqiang's words, the 'woman' in this island country became even more 'gloomy'.
She raised her foot and kicked directly at Li Xiaoqiang's 'pants' crotch, Li Xiaoqiang saw the other party's severed children's feet, he immediately let go of the other party, this 'woman' was about to rush towards Li Xiaoqiang, but the father of this 'woman' hurriedly said to her: "Stop." ”
The 'woman' of this island country also glanced at Li Xiaoqiang, and then stopped.
At this time, the host of this banquet also walked in, and after he said a few words, he let these people play casually.
At the party on the luxury yacht, time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening.
Li Xiaoqiang and Xia Hu were sitting in a corner of the hall, Li Xiaoqiang stared at Xia Hu beside him and said, "Uncle Hu, who is the person who assassinated you? Why hasn't it appeared yet?"
Xia Hu shook his head and said, "I don't know about this, maybe the other party has seen too many people on the yacht." “
Li Xiaoqiang picked up his wine glass, took a sip of wine, and stared at Kotaro in the distance.
At this moment, Kotaro and his 'daughter' were sitting in a quiet corner, as if they were out of place in the environment, both of them were silent and didn't look at anyone at all.
Li Xiaoqiang said in a low voice: "Uncle Tiger, these two Japanese samurai give me the feeling that they are too cold, right? Could it be that they used to be like this?"
Xia Hu nodded and said, "Well, it's been like this since I realized it." ”
At this time, Zhou Wudie sat next to Li Xiaoqiang, she stretched out her hand and held Li Xiaoqiang's arm, her fluttering eyelashes 'hair', stared at Li Xiaoqiang, and blinked: "I think the two of them feel a little strange to me, I don't know how to describe it." ”
Li Xiaoqiang turned his head to stare at Zhou Wudie, looking at her bright big eyes, and her eyelashes fluttered, which was fascinating.
Li Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand, scraped the bridge of Zhou Wudie's delicate white nose, 'exposed' his white teeth, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect your eyes to be really sharp, you can see it, I also feel this way, I really don't know how to describe it." ”
Zhou Wudie stared at Kotaro's 'daughter', only to see her holding a red wine glass, gently sipping, Zhou Wudie scratched Li Xiaoqiang's waist with his fingers, and said in a low voice: "You look at Kotaro's 'daughter', drinking is very careful, what do I think, this kind of 'female' person is very pretending feeling? Seeing this kind of 'female' person, I have an impulse, I want to rush up, strip off her clothes, and then 'whip' her ass fiercely." ”
"Uh......"
Li Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand, 'touched' his forehead and said, "I said baby, do you want to be so cruel? Don't you know that if you say such things, people will mistakenly think that you are homosexual." ”
Zhou Wudie pursed her full 'sexual' lips, winked at Li Xiaoqiang, and her curved eyelashes 'hair' trembled twice: "Even if I am a homosexual, you won't suffer, right? When the time comes, won't I find a sister and let you fly twice? If you're too tired from work, I'll play with my sister by myself, you be the audience, think about it, this kind of scene, multi-dimensional beauty." ”
Li Xiaoqiang shook his head speechlessly and said, "You are too 'sassy'." ”
As the party activities progressed, it didn't take long for them to spend the night safely.
In the early morning of the next day, a round of tomorrow rose in the sky, and the warm sun poured into every corner of the earth.
The luxury yacht was also docked at the dock, and their party ended successfully.
Last night on the yacht, in addition to the exciting show, in the evening, there were a lot of Miss World and male models for these local tyrants or rich women to choose.
Anyway, when Li Xiaoqiang passed by one of the rooms, he saw a rich woman, and he actually found two male models, and even Li Xiaoqiang saw the other party's erosive scene from the crack in the 'door'.
That kind of play, that's called a tragedy.
Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie were together, and his idea of going to the two young ladies to play was also stifled in the cradle.
However, when Zhou Wudie was taking a bath, Li Xiaoqiang, a guy, quietly pushed open the 'door' of Zhou Wudie's bathroom, and as a result, Zhou Wudie, a 'female' person, rushed towards Li Xiaoqiang like a hungry wolf pounced on food.
Before Li Xiaoqiang could appreciate her bumpy and delicate body, he was scared out of the bathroom by this 'woman'.
But Zhou Wudie's delicate body covered with bath gel foam still left a mysterious outline in Li Xiaoqiang's mind.
Li Xiaoqiang and the others walked off the luxury yacht, and in his mind, he still cared about the scene of seeing Zhou Wudie's body last night.
Li Xiaoqiang and they walked into the car, and the car drove towards the outside of the wharf, Li Xiaoqiang looked out of the car window, the light purple 'color' sunlight, through those tall containers, in their sight, formed countless beautiful rainbow circles.
This kind of picture is like the special effects processing in those MVs, with a faint European and American style.
Sitting in the car, the car was driving, and there was some cool cold wind blowing on their cheeks in the morning, which seemed a little cool and the air was fresh.
However, since this is a seaside, there is a faint smell of fish in the air.
Not long after, the car drove out of the dock, Li Xiaoqiang turned his head to stare at Xia Hu beside him and said, "Uncle Tiger, is the news you got true?"
Xia Hu nodded and said, "Well, it's true, someone does want to assassinate me, as for why the other party didn't make a move, then I don't know." ”
Li Xiaoqiang glanced at the scenery outside the window and said, "Maybe the other party wants to intercept us on our way back." ”
Xia Hu frowned and said: "This possibility is very 'sex', if the other party doesn't do it now, the chance is not big, but the other party knows that you beat Bruce like that, and will come out?"
Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "This is not necessarily. ”
When Li Xiaoqiang finished saying this, he also looked at the front of the car.
When Xia Hu looked ahead, he saw that in the middle of this narrow road, an excavator was parked, blocking their way.
The wind blows, and the lush grass on both sides of the narrow road also forms undulating 'wave' and 'wave' lines.
Xia Hu took a deep breath and said, "The other party finally appeared. ”
Li Xiaoqiang stared at the black-clothed man sitting on the excavator: "Yes, it's better if the enemy appears, if it doesn't appear, we are still panicked." ”
After Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, he turned his head to stare at Xia Hu and said, "Uncle Tiger, you just stay in the car, and Zhou Wudie and I go out." ”
Xia Hu nodded and said, "Okay, but you should be careful." ”
Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie also got out of the car and closed the car 'door'.
Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie walked in front of the car, both leaning their 'buttocks' on the car, because the car was too luxurious, so there were two people on the top of the car.
The morning sun was very warm, shining on the skin, as if a child's hand was massaging, but the slanting sunlight overlapped the figures of the two people, and the shadows of their bodies were stretched a little longer.
Li Xiaoqiang looked at the man in black sitting on the bulldozer, and said with a slight smile: "Baby, someone is going to block my way early this morning, come, 'smoke' a cigarette?"
Zhou Wudie wrapped her hands around her chest and stretched out two slender fingers, Li Xiaoqiang also handed Zhou Wudie a cigarette, she clamped the cigarette on her fingers, her blood-red and full 'lips' petals, and gently held the cigarette.
He took a deep puff of his cigarette.
Then, from her lips, a thick smoke was exhaled.
Suddenly, the smoke 'shined' through the morning sun, exuding a hazy beauty, embellishing Zhou Wudie's wild 'sex' full of beauty and temperament, and embellishing it even more bewitching.
Especially her hands around her breasts, the concave soft arc, in the sunlight, you can see the delicate snow-white skin, and even, you can see the very fine plump fat inside.
How much fat does it take to be able to accumulate such a 'tempting' mountain and river.
Li Xiaoqiang also lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and looked at Zhou Wudie's 'sexy' delicate body.
Li Xiaoqiang spit out two smoke rings in his mouth, and looked at Zhou Wudie's 'buttocks', Li Xiaoqiang's eyes narrowed, stretched out his hand, and patted it: "Tsk, it's good to play 'sex', this is still through the skirt, if you don't want a skirt, I'm wondering, will your 'buttocks' bounce for three days and three nights." ”
Zhou Wudie took a deep puff of cigarette, spit out a puff of smoke at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "What, early in the morning, you want to take advantage of your morning erection and want to have a?"
Li Xiaoqiang's eyes narrowed and said, "Yes." ”
Zhou Wudie pursed his lips and said with a slight smile: "That's all you have, you have to use the time period of morning erection to have the capital to work, do you wilt at other times?"
Li Xiaoqiang also smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you wilt or not, you can be killed." ”
"Little toothpick, still squirming in front of me. ”
Zhou Wudie smiled lightly.
Li Xiaoqiang directly stretched out his hand, hooked it on Zhou Wudie's shoulder and said: "Let you open your mouth 'lips' into an O-shaped small toothpick, at least, for myself, it is quite a sense of achievement." ”
"Rogues!"
"I know, you like me to play a hooligan on you. ”
"Why do I think we're just a pair of dogs, 'male' and 'female'? ”
"Don't generalize, I am a five-good young man of the motherland, a three-good student, how can I be like you, I know how to tilt my ass at other people's children all day long, and I know that I will seduce other people's minors to come to an old man's cart or Guanyin to sit on the lotus, you are a shameless person. ”
“……”
When Li Xiaoqiang and Zhou Wudie were bragging, from behind the bulldozer, a 'woman' with a cold face came out, and this 'woman' was the 'woman' from the island country who was on a luxury yacht and was ready to compete with Li Xiaoqiang.
Li Xiaoqiang saw this facial features and figure, which looked like 'Bo' Tano Yui, and like Lin Chiling's Japanese samurai.
Li Xiaoqiang felt that the tiger in his heart was slowly waking up, Li Xiaoqiang turned his head to stare at Zhou Wudie and said with a smile: "Baby, I'll tell you a joke, do you want to hear it?"
Zhou Wudie turned his head to stare at Li Xiaoqiang, blinked his eyes and said, "You say it." ”
"A pair of male 'women' met on the Internet, and the 'female' took a plane to meet the male netizen, but after arriving at the destination, the 'female' opened a hotel, and the man invited the 'female' to eat a bowl of three-yuan steamed vegetables. ”
"As a result, that night, this 'female' was 00xx more than 20 times by this male netizen, and the next day, the male netizen patted his ass and left, this 'female' was speechless at once, she 'spent' thousands of dollars to take a plane, opened a room by herself, and the other party 'spent' 3 yuan, ooxx her more than 20 times, so ah, friends on the Internet called this matter, a thousand miles to send b!" - 78115 + dpataioin + 20315938 - >