The next day, Sun Buqi and Xu Lili met in the reading room according to the agreement last night. Senior sister is not alone, going to the meeting alone, and next to her is Teacher Li Ruoli, who is blinking and gossiping.

After a little greeting, Sun Buqi handed the recorder he had deceived last night to his senior sister Xu Lili. In the morning, he transcribed the operation methods and precautions of the machine onto a piece of A4 paper, and also attached it, just in case.

Sun Buqi said happily: "Senior Sister Xu, Senior Brother has fulfilled his mission, and all the tools are ready. Now everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, just wait for you, the Oscar-winning actress, to come out in person!

Xu Lili didn't take the recorder, but pinched the corners of her clothes with both hands, didn't dare to look up at Sun Buqi's eyes, and whispered: "Senior brother, or let's forget it...... I don't really want to do it!"

Sun Buqi's face tightened, and a smile froze on his face. He expected that this matter would not be done overnight, and he expected to encounter many unexpected situations, but he didn't expect that at the critical moment, the "heroine" retreated and escaped. The stage is set up, and there is no protagonist, how can this play continue?

Sun Buqi came out of his own small world and carefully observed his senior sister's abnormality for the first time. Xu Lili's face was pale, her dark circles were heavy, her hair was not combed properly, and a few strands of hair were lying on her shoulders in a mess.

Sun Buqi leaned his back lightly on the back of the chair and asked in a low voice, "Why? Didn't we talk about it well last night? I have everything ready......

He didn't give up, and wanted to make further efforts, hoping to talk about his senior sister again. Otherwise, Tom may not be in the middle of the battle, the most important thing is that time waits for no one, and the next time I encounter such an important time node, I don't know if it will be until the Year of the Monkey.

Li Ruoli saw Sun Buqi pressing forward step by step, and no longer was a spectator of "watching chess and not saying a true gentleman". She played with ten fingers, snorted disdainfully, and said to herself:

"Some people really don't have a backache when they stand and talk, and they take their shamelessness to the extreme! Dangerous things are left to the girls, and the boys stay in a safe corner and enjoy the results!"

She glanced at Sun Buqi, who was about to refute, and continued: "If the matter is done, it is all the credit of their planning; if something happens, they will immediately pat their butts and leave, unscathed, and let the girls fall into the quagmire, and even affect their future employment, marriage, and childbirth......

Sun Buqi would not think that he was inferior to Li Ruoli because he was a beautiful teacher, and he would be inferior to her, but sneered and ridiculed her.

"At least I also know that courtesy, righteousness and shame, have a correct outlook on life, values, and the world, and know that if the road is uneven, someone will step on it, and if things are uneven, someone will take care of it. If it works for Tom's Lustful Devil, let me sell my ass!"

Li Ruoli heard Sun Buqi's merciless rebuttal, his face turned red, and he said angrily: "Lili, let's go! Don't chat with this megalomaniac and paranoid, your thinking is not in the channel of normal people at all." ”

Xu Lili heard that Sun Buqi and Li Ruoli were arguing because of themselves, and the two refused to give in to each other, and the relationship was tense. She was even more panicked, originally because of the sudden change of hexagram, she was a little weak and embarrassed, but now she is even more panicked.

The girl's tears came out in a hurry, and she kept repeating, "Senior Sister Li, Senior Brother Sun, don't quarrel with the two of you, it's all because I'm not good ......"

Li Ruoli became gentle, and comforted in a low voice, "Lili, you are just too soft-hearted, so you have been deceived by men! There was Wang Chaoyue in the past, and there was a garbage foreign teacher Tom in the back, and now there is another little white face who tries his best to trick you into danger!"

Sun Buqi was embarrassed, and then laughed angrily, patted his cheeks hard, pointed to his face, and retorted loudly, "What kind of vision do you have? I have a national face, and now "white is red, red is black, black is black", where is there a little white face?"

In the movie "Full Moon Scimitar", several people from the rivers and lakes talked upstairs, "It's him, it's him!" Six moves to defeat the one-armed sword bully Liu Jingjian, but look at his appearance is mediocre......"

As soon as the director's camera turned, Louis Koo's earth-shattering face appeared in the camera, and even occupied the entire screen......

In 2004, people were generally solemn and serious, compared with Sun Buqi, who came from later generations, had the courage to blacken himself and often laughed at himself. The next few words of his life were almost sung in Zhao Lirong's Tangshan dialect. As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere of the original sword and crossbow was swept away, and the air became free.

Xu Lili was a little panicked, and was immediately amused by this sentence, Li Ruoli looked at Sun Buqi's serious and serious appearance, hugged Xu Lili's shoulder, lowered his head and laughed softly......

Li Ruoli finally suppressed his smile, but he didn't dare to look at Sun Buqi's face again, for fear of laughing out loud again. She whispered, "Little junior brother, how can what you just said be so inferior and vulgar......?

Sun Buqi's "old face" was slightly red and embarrassed; in later generations, the Internet language was even more vulgar, and he would give chrysanthemums to others at every turn, and he was slightly affected and unconsciously used the Internet slang of later generations.

Xu Lili went to school in China and has not yet entered the society, so she may not know much about what "selling ass" is; Li Ruoli has studied in England for two years and is well-informed, so she must have a deep understanding of this sentence. Britain was also known as the "Great Corrupt Country" by later generations, and the phenomenon of gay men was normal.

For the upside down of beautiful girls, Sun Buqi has long been accustomed to it. He scolded them so badly just now, and he had to tolerate the occasional little temper of the girls.

Sun Buqi tried his best to eliminate the estrangement and misunderstanding between the three of them, and tried his best to let the plan go ahead. He took out his notebook and showed the things he had thought about in the morning to the second daughter, so as to reduce the worries of the two.

"Senior sister is a "prop" that attracts Tom to speak foul language. I will find five or six boys, waiting outside Tom's door at any time, in case of an accident, my sister can call my mobile phone at any time, or smash the dishes and chopsticks in the room, as long as there is a noise, we will definitely show up at the first time, and absolutely guarantee my sister's personal safety. The version uploaded to the Internet in the future will not reveal the name and specific information of the senior sister......"

Li Ruoli read Sun Buqi's plan twice, and after thinking about it repeatedly, he was a little shaken. She shook Xu Lili's shoulders and whispered to persuade,

"Lili, if that's really the case, you can try it! We girls must be strong, we must "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth", and we must make those bad men pay a painful price!"

The beautiful teacher gritted her teeth and said to Sun Buqi hatefully: "If according to my thoughts, this punishment is still too weak, at least Tom must be cut off from his grandson! ”

As Li Ruoli spoke, he compared his palm to a knife and slashed through the air, his fingers pressed as if he wanted to crush the invisible "egg" in his hand.

Sun Buqi, who is also a man, saw this situation, and felt a chill in his crotch and felt furious in his heart. He didn't dare to guarantee that the "little witch" in front of him would not aim her gun at herself in the future.

Sun Buqi saw that Xu Lili was a little moved, and immediately released a big killing weapon, and said in a big way: "Senior sister, if you are punished or wronged because of this incident." Senior brother can't guarantee anything else, and will definitely be responsible for your future work. ”

In Xing Ye's "The King of Comedy", Yin Tianqiu said loudly to Liu Piaopiao, "I'll raise you"; Sun Buqi was anxious and almost made the same promise to Xu Lili to dispel the girl's worries.

Li Ruoli pursed his lips and asked disdainfully: "What are you responsible for? Is the future of the girl's family just worth a fluttering sentence?"

In order to win the trust of others, Sun Buqi raised his right palm and said in a low voice: "A gentleman's word." ”

Li Ruoli quickly stretched out his right hand, slapped the boy's palm, and shouted crisply: "The horse is hard to chase!"

Half warning, half threat, she said to Sun Buqi: "I will always look at you, keep staring at you until the moment I fulfill my promise! I hope that my junior brother can be different from some irresponsible men, and don't just make unrealistic promises and deceive weak women like us!"

Xu Lili saw that the two of them were solemn, and without asking the opinions of the parties themselves, they reached an agreement between the two parties on their own. She was very aggrieved in her heart, but she would only keep repeating on the side, "Don't be so ......" and "Don't be so solemn and serious"......