Lu Xiaomo's face is black, grandma is a bear, I see that your chick is deliberate, thinking of a way to go against me, and pretending to think about everything for my sake, racking her brains like this,.

"If I don't drink coffee, I can't get along in the city, Yue'er, you're too up-to-date, aren't you, don't I know how to drink coffee, and I don't even have a place on this earth?"

Qu Yue'er frowned, and said impatiently: "Are you going to drink coffee or not!"

Belch!

It seems that he is really angry.

"Okay, I can't go, anyway, I will be your person in the future, from now on you let me go east, I dare not go west, you let me chase dogs, I will never dare to fight chickens. Lu Xiaomo was stunned.

Qu Yue'er almost exploded when she heard Lu Xiaomo say this.

"Hmph, scoundrel!"

Qu Yue'er snorted coldly and continued to walk forward, muttering in a low voice: "Anyway, it doesn't matter if you drink coffee or not, not only do I not welcome you, I'm afraid that people on earth don't welcome you, a big villain." ”

Lu Xiaomo suddenly followed, poked his head out and said, "Yue'er, what are you talking about, why don't people on the earth welcome me?"

Belch!

The sound is so small, can it be heard?

"Hehe, I didn't speak. Qu Yue'er pretended to be stupid, but she was shocked in her heart, this thing's ears are so smart, could it be dog ears, it's really a pervert.

The two went up to the second floor and sat down in a position with a good view.

The waitress walked over and asked, "What coffee did you two order?"

Lu Xiaomo sat on the seat and said with a big grin: "Waiter, help me order a cup of bitter coffee that is not bitter." ”

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Bitter coffee that is not bitter!

Let's find fault with this goods!

The waiter was a little confused, his first intuitive impression of Lu Xiaomo was simply bad, anyway, it was definitely not a good thing.

"Sir, coffee is all bitter. But the waiter patiently explained.

"I said a cup of coffee that is not bitter, but you said no, why don't you have a relationship with me, hell today, is it all aimed at me!" Lu Xiaomo was not very friendly because of his anger.

The waitress was very depressed when she heard this, who am I trying to provoke? You can't lie at me if you're so angry!

"Lu Xiaomo, don't find fault. Qu Yue'er scolded, then looked at the waiter and said, "Waiter, don't be like him, he bites everyone he sees, you bring me a glass of macchiato." ”

"Okay, made a note of it. The waiter lowered his head and put his notes in the notebook, his face could not see the joy and sorrow, and anyone who was scolded for no reason would not be in a good mood.

Qu Yue'er rolled her eyes, and then said, "Give this gentleman a cup of espresso." ”

Lu Xiaomo is from a poor mountainous area, and he has never drunk coffee, and he doesn't know anything about coffee.

Espresso!

What the hell is this? Isn't it bitter?

When Lu Xiaomo heard this, he looked at Qu Yue'er and frowned, "Didn't I say don't give me some bitter coffee!"

"I'm the least bitter coffee I've ever ordered. Qu Yue'er spread her hands out.

Look at your sly smile, you must lie to me.

"Espresso, extra strong, not bitter. Lu Xiaomo chewed the words.

"Lu Xiaomo, you don't understand this, it's not very bitter, if you don't believe it, you ask the waiter. Qu Yue'er looked at the waitress earnestly, hoping that she could help

A handful, rectify this scoundrel.

"Oh, and that one. Lu Xiaomo looked at the waiter suspiciously.

Silly hat, I don't know, espresso style is the strongest and most bitter coffee, what a turtle, I don't even know that you are still a ball. The waiter was very disdainful of Lu Xiaomo in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face.

In addition, the waiter didn't have a good impression of Lu Xiaomo, so she decided to take a small revenge on Lu Xiaomo, even if she cooperated with Qu Yue'er, because Qu Yue'er just squeezed her eyebrows at her, of course she understood what Qu Yue'er meant, so she said: "Espresso is the lightest coffee in our store, don't you know Starbucks?

Nima, made a fool of herself and was despised.

In order to take care of his own face, Lu Xiaomo didn't know how to pretend to understand: "Of course I know, don't think that I haven't seen the world, and use you to remind me, that's it." ”

Qu Yue'er and the waiter heard him say this, and her little heart almost laughed, her mother dropped, the turtle, and she was so smart, it was ridiculous.

"Well, I've made a note of it, and I'll send it to you when the meeting stops. The waiter turned and left.

Qu Yue'er's eyes narrowed into crescents, and she quipped: "Lu Xiaomo, I didn't expect you to know a lot about coffee, and you even knew that espresso was the lightest coffee, I really underestimated you." ”

"That is, you also look at who my brother is, Lu Xiaomo, who is only ten buckets tall, has never seen pork, and has never seen a pig run. Lu Xiaomo said arrogantly.

Hehe, sample, self-proclaimed cleverness, don't know how to pretend to understand, stop will kill you, this coffee is so strong, it won't make you sleep all night, Qu Yue'er is secretly proud in her heart, complacent.

Lu Xiaomo took a sip of cold white and complained: "Yue'er, if you don't appreciate the tea ceremony, why do you have to drink any bitter coffee, it's a bit flattering." ”

"Hehe, Lu Xiaomo, the more you talk about it, the more unreliable it becomes, how can I worship the foreigner, I am exchanging cultural customs, but it's not that you are closed off from the country, and Yelang is arrogant. Qu Yue'er said with a smile.

Lu Xiaomo hooked his fingers, waited for Qu Yue'er to move his head closer, and said mysteriously: "Do you know that this coffee is poisoned by foreigners to retaliate against the Chinese." ”

"Oh, I want to hear about it. ”

Qu Yue'er leaned back angrily to see what ivory Lu Xiaomogou could spit out of his mouth.

Lu Xiaomo's eyebrows furrowed, and his eyes widened, "You don't believe it!"

"Tell me why?" Qu Yue'er really wanted to see Lu Xiaomo's fallacies.

Lu Xiaomo shook his hair and said, "According to legend, a long time ago, foreigners got a batch of tea from China, and they bought it at a high price. The foreigners heard that the tea was delicious and fragrant, and they wanted to taste it, so they put the tea leaves in the water and boiled them, and when the water boiled, the fools poured out the water, and then picked up the remaining tea dregs and chewed them, and after eating them, they almost died of misery.

Foreigners think that the Chinese have deceived them, so in order to retaliate against our Chinese, they package their most bitter coffee and sell it to the Chinese at a high price, this is not ** naked retaliation, and what is it?"

Lu Xiaomo said with a nose and eyes, and Qu Yue'er was stunned for a while, blinking her beautiful and slender eyebrows, and said suspiciously: "They really pour out the tea water and then eat the tea residue?"

"Am I still lying to you?" Lu Xiaomo said serious nonsense.

At this time, the waiter brought two cups of coffee and put them in front of them, "Please use them slowly!"

Qu Yue'er took it

Picked up the spoon and stirred the machidoya in front of him, rolled his eyes, raised his head and asked with interest: "Lu Xiaomo, do you like to use your left hand or right hand to make coffee?" Don't answer wrong, there are rules. ”

Lu Xiaomo saw that Qu Yue'er had a cunning face, obviously not with bad intentions, and said in his heart, is it so important to drink coffee, can't be wrong, otherwise the words will make this chick look down on him, think about it, and think about the plot on TV carefully, it should be the right hand.

"Right hand!" Lu Xiaomo cut the railroad categorically.

Cluck......

Qu Yue'er covered her mouth and chuckled, laughing wildly.

Lu Xiaomo thought in his heart, could it be wrong, he had a heart, and hurriedly changed his words: "Hehe, what, I was just joking just now, in fact, I used my left hand." ”

"Giggle......

Qu Yue'er laughed even louder, laughing so much that tears flowed out, and after a long while, she forced herself to hold back her laughter, put the spoon in front of Lu Xiaomo, and said, "Hehe, you are so violent, I always use a spoon to stir coffee, you actually stir it with your hands, isn't it too barbaric......?"

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With a spoon!

You chick tricked me, it turns out that you are waiting for me here, Lu Xiaomo has a black line on his face.

Qu Yue'er saw that Lu Xiaomo was deflated, stirred a few times, and took a small sip, although it was bitter, but she felt that the taste was unprecedentedly sweet, and her palm-sized face was full of satisfaction.

Lu Xiaomo stirred the espresso in front of him angrily, then picked up the cup and took a sip, as soon as it reached his throat, he felt bitter and unbearable, like a fish in his throat.

Seeing that he wanted to vomit, Qu Yue'er hurriedly shouted: "Don't vomit! I can't stand this bit of suffering!"

Can't let this little girl look down on her, Lu Xiaomo swallowed it with difficulty, and quickly drank a few sips of boiled water to get better.

"Hee-hee, this tastes delicious, this is the lightest coffee in the store, don't say that you can't stand this bitterness, you will be looked down upon." Qu Yue'er smiled like a flower.

Dare to look down on the master, is the master a person who is afraid of hardship?

"Did I say a bitter word?" Lu Xiaomo said unhappily.

"You didn't say it, but I could tell it on your distorted face. Qu Yue'er smiled with watery eyes.

Lu Xiaomo felt like tears running, mother's drop, it's really bitter, no wonder city people use it to refresh themselves, this bitter taste can refresh their bowels for a day, it's strange if they don't refresh themselves.

Since this is the case, then it is better to have a long pain than a short pain, Lu Xiaomo picked up the coffee cup and raised his neck.

Goo-doo......

Lu Xiaomo drank it all, then wiped his mouth, and said with a smile: "Hehe, the taste is good, first bitter and then sweet, reverberatory, endless aftertaste, good!"

Qu Yue'er saw him drinking coffee like this, her eyes almost burst, mother, are you an animal? or a beast? So barbaric and rude!

"Hee-hee, it tastes good, I said the coffee is delicious, I didn't lie to you, or else, have another drink." ”

Lu Xiaomo was in a hurry, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't want it, don't want it, I'm full." ”

"Since you've praised the sky, it seems that you like it very much, and if I don't invite you to drink enough, you should call me stingy. ”

Qu Yue'er didn't wait for Lu Xiaomo to reply, turned her head to look at the waiter, and said loudly: "Waiter, have another big cup of espresso!"

"Okay, you wait, it's going to be right away. ”

The waiter looked at Lu Xiaomo's cup, mother drop, drank it in such a short time, it was really a monster.