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The new book has finally been released.,The title of the book (this door-to-door son-in-law is a little crazy),You can find it by searching in Heiyan.,It's not exciting.,Just know it when you read it.,Post the first chapter of the new book below.,I beg you to support it.。
Chapter 1: The master has lost a lot
"What do you mean, you let Lao Tzu go down the mountain to be a son-in-law for someone else, there is no door, Lao Tzu is a man who wants to marry a lot of wives, old guy, believe it or not, I fought with you. ”
Chen Tie's eyes widened, looking at the master who was squatting on the ground and grabbing a wine bottle to drink like drinking water, and couldn't help but be angry.
Chen Tie is an orphan, adopted by the master since he was a child, and learned a lot of messy skills with the master, medical skills and martial arts, etc., he has done his master's true inheritance, he is just eighteen years old this year, and he originally wanted to be chic and happy in the mountains, but he never expected that the old guy of the master would let him go down the mountain to be a son-in-law for others.
Can you bear this, of course you can't bear it.
The old man squatting on the ground, he was quite old, with white hair and white beard, wearing a gray cloth robe, if he didn't hold a wine bottle in one hand and half a roast chicken in the other, and eat a mouth full of oil, it would really taste like a fairy wind and bones.
Hearing Chen Tie's words, the old man's eyes narrowed, his movements were surprisingly fast, the hand holding the roast chicken suddenly stretched out, magically grabbed the back of Chen Tie's neck, and then raised his foot and kicked Chen Tie's buttocks, and said angrily: "Little bastard, it's a rebellion, right, the hair hasn't grown yet, you dare to follow my Lao Tzu Lao Tzu, I'll beat you to death." ”
Chen Tie was even more angry and said, "Old guy, since you said it, my hair hasn't grown yet, then you still let me be a door-to-door son-in-law?"
The old man smiled and took a sip of wine, and said: "This is not up to you, this family business was decided when I accepted you as an apprentice, if you refuse, then I will not be dishonest to others." ”
"Oh, then there's no need to talk about it, old fellow, I'll talk to you. Chen Tie rolled his eyes and said angrily.
But then, he squatted on the ground with a hippie smile, looked at the old man, and asked: "Old guy, it's not impossible to come to the door to be a son-in-law, let me ask you, whose family is that woman, is it as beautiful as the six girls who sell pork in the village under the mountain, if there is, then I will suffer a loss, and it doesn't hurt to agree to this family business." ”
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, the six girls under the mountain were actually the mothers of several children, and they were very strong - that is, fat, at least two hundred catties up, she was a pork seller, and she was oily all day long.
How blind do you have to be to treat the six girls as the lover of your dreams.
But the old man immediately said angrily: "No matter how beautiful or ugly, if you dare to refuse the marriage, I will die to show you, the marriage contract was made by me personally, if you refuse, I will be ashamed." ”
Yes, the old man even said this kind of thing about dying to show you, Chen Tie knew that he couldn't refuse no matter what, after all, this old guy raised him, although his strength was still very strong, but he was really old, so Chen Tie didn't want to make him angry.
"I hope that my daughter-in-law, who has never met, can be as beautiful and capable as the sixth girl. ”
The turtle that has never seen the world is even aesthetically crooked.
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This is the first time in 18 years that Chen Tie has gone far away, so when he walked out of the station and looked at the frightening bustling city in front of him, Chen Tie had a feeling of dazzle.
But soon, he couldn't help but shake his head, this is Jiangbei City, which is said to be one of the most prosperous cities in the whole of China, Lin Yu does not deny that Jiangbei City is indeed very prosperous, but the quality of women is really not good.
"It's too thin, one by one's breasts don't have two taels of meat, it's terrible, they may not be as good as my pectoral muscles, a woman with no breasts and no ass, what's the difference between bean sprouts. ”
This is Chen Tie's most intuitive feeling, in fact, before today, the women he had seen in his life could be counted on one hand, two were grandmothers in the village under the mountain, and one was the seven-year-old daughter of the six girls, and the rest were the six girls.
Therefore, this turtle's view of women can only be taken as a reference by the six girls, who are fat and have a wide heart, and they feel festive and joyful when they look at it, and they are quite capable, and they can earn a lot of money in a year by selling pork.
The most important thing is that the sixth girl is still very capable of giving birth, and she gave birth to triplets at one time the year before last, all of them with handles, which is so powerful.
In Chen Tie's opinion, not only capable, but also capable of giving birth, is there a woman in the world who is more worthy of having than the sixth girl, no, absolutely not.
Therefore, looking at the many women coming and going outside the station, Chen Tie was slightly disappointed, and said to himself: "I hope Lin Qingyin won't disappoint me too much." ”
Lin Qingyin is his fiancée, this is what the old man told him by the master, Lin Qingyin's name is still good, but I don't know if the figure and appearance are comparable to the six girls.
Moreover, the master also said that Lin Qingyin would also pick him up at the station today, but the key was that Chen Tie didn't know what Lin Qingyin looked like.
After thinking about it, Chen Tie shouted at the top of his voice: "Lin Qingyin, your man has arrived, hurry up and come out to pick me up." ”
This voice suddenly made the pedestrians coming and going outside the station quiet for a moment, and then, everyone shook their heads, and almost unanimously smiled: "This is another crazy one, the fame of Lin Qingyin, the first goddess of Jiangbei City, is so big that even these guys who look like turtles are fascinated." ”
A few passers-by standing not far from Chen Tie looked at Chen Tie and couldn't help but laugh: "Little brother, just came out of the mountains, you also know Lin Qingyin, and you still say that it is Lin Qingyin's man?" Hahaha, little brother, don't dream, swan meat is not so delicious." ”
Chen Tie blinked, also looked at these passers-by, and said curiously: "You also know Lin Qingyin? That's great, I am her fiancé husband, I heard that she is the president of Qingyuan Group, a few big brothers, can you do me a favor and tell me how Qingyuan Group goes." ”
Hearing Chen Tie's words, several passers-by suddenly leaned forward and fell back with laughter, one of them reached out and patted Chen Tie's shoulder, laughed so much that tears came out, and said: "Little brother, Lin Qingyin is the most prestigious goddess in our Jiangbei City, not to mention you, even our Jiangbei City and even the entire Jiangbei Province, I don't know how many sons and daughters of wealthy families are worried about you, you, listen to my brother, don't dream...... Hey, hey, it......"
The passer-by was halfway through speaking, but suddenly exclaimed, because he saw a car not far away, the door suddenly opened, and a figure quickly got out of the car and walked towards this side.
This figure is a woman, as soon as it appeared, the audience immediately became silent, it was really because this figure was too stunning, wearing a purple floral dress, her skin was better than snow, her appearance was like a fairy, her big eyes could make the hearts of the men present beat wildly every time she blinked.
The key is that this woman is Lin Qingyin, the first goddess of Jiangbei City, there are not many opportunities to see the goddess so closely, and for a while, even women were stunned.
What everyone didn't expect was that Lin Qingyin actually walked to the side of the turtle that yelled just now, which made countless passers-by lose their eyes - hell, this turtle really has something to do with Lin Qingyin?
Lin Qingyin is very angry now, she was forced by the old man in the family to pick up people, and according to the old man, the person who wants to pick up is still her fiancé, which makes her very resistant, but the old man is too old and sick, so since the old man has spoken, she is not easy to refuse.
Just now, she was in the car, Chen Tie's voice she naturally heard it, she knew the first time, Chen Tie was the person she wanted to pick up, reasonable, hearing Chen Tie's shouting, she was really angry, this turtle-like person, opened his mouth and said that it was her man, it was really ...... Phew.
"You are Chen Tie, right, I am Lin Qingyin, get in the car with me, I want to talk to you. Walking in front of Chen Tie and looking at Chen Tie's pre-eighty clothes, Lin Qingyin's eyes jumped and he said quickly.
Because this guy shouted just now, Lin Qingyin felt that she was standing here at this time, which was really a little embarrassing, she couldn't understand why the old man, who had always loved her, had to marry the turtle in front of her, which made her very angry.
In fact, Chen Tie was also a little stunned, and after glancing at Lin Qingyin, he immediately shook his head with disgust, and said, "You are Lin Qingyin, my fiancée?"
Speaking of this, he looked at a few passers-by beside him and said, "Your so-called goddess looks like this?
Suddenly, the corners of the eyes of those passers-by, as well as Lin Qingyin, jumped, and Lin Qingyin was even more angry, staring at the turtle who embarrassed her when they met for the first time, and said angrily: "What do you mean, you think I'm ugly? Hurry up and get in the car, I'm not in the mood to talk to you." ”
In front of the public, Lin Qingyin didn't want to talk to Chen Tie about the marriage contract, but Chen Tie's first impression on her was undoubtedly extremely bad, and she had already made up her mind that she had to talk to this turtle and then draw a clear line.
Chen Tie glanced at Lin Qingyin, who had a cold face, and subconsciously raised his hand and poked her chest, saying: "Just like you, your breasts are not as big as mine, you have no breasts and no ass, to be reasonable, you are also worthy of being called a goddess, damn it, you are still my fiancée, the master is really a big loss this time." ”
The eyes of this turtle are too strange, and Lin Qingyin, who is shocked in the eyes of others, is far worse than the sixth girl in his opinion.
The atmosphere suddenly condensed, Lin Qingyin's eyes widened, staring at Chen Tie deadly, her little face was red with anger, this bastard, reached out and poked her chest without saying anything, and said that she had no chest and no ass, this was really-quite heart-wrenching, she had an urge to fight hard with Chen Tie.
A few passers-by next to him, and even everyone who was paying attention to Lin Qingyin outside the station, were even more shocked at this time.
Okay, the first goddess of Nantian City was molested and taken advantage of, not to mention, she was disgusted for having no breasts and no ass?
Taking advantage of the advantages and being able to beat up so justifiably, this is really a model for my generation.