The cousin said: "Then why were you chatting so carelessly and let Su Wu listen to it? What were you and Tian Qiuqiu talking about at the time? The adulterer and Xiao San'er conspired together to bring down the main room?

"Ahem, ahem......" I looked at my cousin with a look of indistinction: "You are a person, your mind is full of dirty things, and you think that others are like you." [No pop-ups.]"

The cousin retorted, "What about that?"

I said: "Tian Qiuqiu is very good-hearted, she wants to take the initiative to cut off the relationship with me, withdraw from this embarrassing situation, and not hurt my relationship with Su Wu." And this, just for Su Wu to hear. ”

The cousin stared, a little incredulous: "The girl really did this?"

I said, "Why don't you still pestering me with a dead face, forcing me to abandon Su Wu, and want her?"

The cousin nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, just like you, it's not so charming, let the girl drop her dignity to pester you, what kind of sweetheart are you when you are!"

I am completely immune to this kind of malicious ridicule of my cousin. He just sighed: "Alas! ”

I lay down again, pulled one of my cousin's thighs as a pillow, and said, "Sister, what should I do now, you can give me a trick." Now one doesn't want to pay attention to me, and the other is going to break off relations with me. ”

My cousin asked, "What do you mean in your own heart?" Who do you care more about?"

"Do you care more?" I paused and said, "I care about both of them equally, and I am just as reluctant." ”

The cousin smiled: "That's not simple, both of them are collected together, don't you have it! Multiple wives, give your parents one more grandchild, and shine on the lintel." ”

"Poof...... I laughed at my cousin's surprising words again: "Are you reliable, would you like to change you?"

The cousin said, "Of course I'd like to change me, if I'm a man and two women sleep with me, don't I want me to be an idiot?"

I rolled her eyes at the sky, "You can figure out what I mean first." I'm asking you, would you like to share a man with another woman?"

"Is this ......" When my cousin heard this, she immediately became distracted: "Still...... Forget it. ”

I said, "Isn't this the end, you think it's ridiculous." Su Wu is also a person, Tian Qiuqiu is also a person, everyone is as dignified and personal as you, and you want me to accept it together, there is no man in the world?

The cousin pursed her lips and smiled: "Yes, yes, it makes sense." Then what do you want to do now, the two měi nǚ committees are difficult to decide, right, or follow me rock-paper-scissors, who you choose if you win, and choose the other one if you lose?"

I slapped her outstretched hand away: "Okay, don't make a fuss, what I'm worried about now is that it's not a matter of choosing one or the other." Rather, how to face them...... Alas, forget it, I don't know how to tell you, I now have a feeling that I have done something wrong, you know no. ”

The cousin said, "It doesn't feel like it's a human at either end, right?"

I hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, that's pretty much what it means." I still have to wonder if Su Wu will hate me, how do I have to get her forgiveness, and Tian Qiuqiu, what is the matter with her...... Hey, tell me, will Su Wu hate me?"

The cousin groaned: "I think, from my point of view, it should be." ”

I said: "From your point of view, I think it will, that is, you women's minds, only you women know best." ”

The cousin said: "Maybe it's not possible, maybe Su Wu has a big belly, you have some extenuating circumstances, you can find a decent excuse, maybe she will forgive you when she is angry." ”

I said, "That's fine." And you use the right words, what kind of sanctimoniousness, don't you scold me. ”

My cousin knocked me on the head: "You are just sanctimonious, and you still have a reason for stepping on two boats." ”

I pillowed on her lap at this time, and I couldn't avoid it, so I could only cover my head with my hands: "Okay, okay, I won't tell you, if you move your hands and feet, sooner or later you will be knocked stupid." Do you want to sleep, you, it's almost time for you to be on duty, there are still more than an hour, if you don't sleep, I'll sleep. ”

The cousin said, "Then you can sleep, you have to work tomorrow." ”

I said, "That's right, you don't have any anyway, you have time during the day." ”

I moved my neck to make my sleeping position more comfortable: "How about this leg?"

My cousin has no opinion: "Pillow, pillow, anyway, I'll shake you down when I'm tired of pillow." ”

"Hmm. I replied with a heavy post-nasal sound, then covered my head with a piece of cloth and fell asleep like that.

I was just about to go to sleep, but my cousin pestered me again.

"Hey, stinky boy. ”

"Huh?"

"In your heart, haven't you really thought about marrying two wives?"

I raised my hand and grabbed the cloth covering my head, and said, "Come to think of it, this unrealistic fantasy, I have thought about three, four, five, six, seven, and sleeping every day of the week." But it's enough to think about. Is that really what you do?"

"I didn't think you were quite decent. ”

"Decency can't be talked about, it's sanity. ”

"What if you were given this chance?"

"There are no ifs, ifs mean that reality is impossible, and I hate to say ifs. ”

"If you are sent to ancient times, you will be allowed to have three wives and four concubines. If you are simply the emperor, what will you do?"

"You want to ask if I'll marry a lot of wives?"

"Hmm. ”

"In ancient times, it was a feudal patriarchal society, at that time, you women, the status was very low, you want to ask me if I will marry a lot of wives when I become the emperor, it seems that this is not up to me to decide, right? This is for the foundation of the ancestors, for the society of the country, to spread the branches, I don't want to be able to do three thousand harems. ”

The cousin smiled: "You answer this way, you follow your psychological hints, and it turns out that you are still distracted." ”

I said, "I didn't deny whether it was good or not, I was just lustful and carious, did I deny it? I just was rational and self-disciplined, and I didn't take action." Belch...... It seems that it has already been acted. ”

The cousin said, "If we are stuck on this desert island and can't go back, then I think you should take those two women at the same time." After all, there are few men, and they have no choice. ”

I said, "I haven't thought that far ahead, I just want to sleep now, will you give me sleep?"

My cousin said, "Give it, give it!" Suddenly slapped me on the head again: "Stinky boy, what do you say, I'll sleep for you! It's you who sleep on your own, I won't bother you." ”

I muttered, "It's because you have a bad mind and a crooked mind, and you still complain that I'm coming." "I left her alone, and covered her with my rag.

Physical and mental exhaustion......

(End of chapter)