Chapter 371: Eat My Cousin
Ha ha!
It turns out that my cousin is worried about this problem!
But she was right.
After all, she has a cousin relationship with me, which is not suitable in the eyes of the world. If you are in a hurry to develop a relationship between men and women, I am afraid that you will have to make outsiders laugh.
If you want not to be talked about, then you can only develop those outsiders into insiders first. It's all my own people, so there's nothing to say.
It was only in this way that I finally established a relationship with my cousin, and it was a reality that I couldn't leave her alone, right?
I had a lot of strength, and I wrapped my struggling and writhing cousin, so I didn't give her a chance to escape, so that she pressed her whole body on my belly, and said with a smile: "Then we can just make an agreement! Now there is a final battle, and when I triumph, it is time to marry our beautiful old sister!"
My cousin couldn't escape, so she gave up struggling, and half-bit her lip: "Anxious monkey! What are you anxious about, it's not too late for you to take down Sister Qiuqiu!"
I said, "I can't wait! I've been thinking about my sister for a long time." β
My cousin scolded with a smile: "Lust! No wonder Su Wu always scolds you for being a big pervert, and he hasn't wronged you at all!"
I said, "Wronged! You really wronged me! I think about my old sister, I just want to give her a place to go and give her a protection. Because, she is my good sister, a good sister who grew up together, that kind of feeling, nothing can compare!"
"Is it that simple?" said my cousin, "Isn't there anything else in mind?"
I said sincerely, "Of course, I still think about my sister's ...... Who called her look ...... It's not my fault, blame her for seducing me!"
When my cousin heard this, she knocked me hard: "It's still exposed!"
I salivated: "If you are exposed, you will be exposed!" I stretched my neck up and leaned into her ear: "Anyway, her body, I am going to decide." When she becomes my wife in the future, will she still be able to escape!"
My cousin knocked me again: "Stinky and shameless, there are already so many women, I didn't let you be content!"
I was serious and said, "Of course I can't be satisfied, I have to add this in my arms, it's just right." β
In case she knocked me again, I immediately changed the subject: "Oh yes, sister." My ...... With so many women around, you will ...... Not happy?"
When my cousin heard this, she laughed: "How come, it's too late to be happy! If you can't find a woman, I will look down on you." I don't have any interest at all, I will be ashamed of my sister and my aunt!"
My face darkened: "Are you so generous?
My cousin said: "What kind of jealousy do I eat, how can I be a sister and not want my brother to be good? Now it is rare to have this kind of opportunity, I can please a few more girls, give birth to a few more fat boys for our Yu family, and prosper the incense, how good is it!"
"Look at our two families, in our generation, they have withered more and more, and on your side, your uncle and aunt are your son. On my side, the second grandfather has a daughter from my aunt, and he has also married into your family. Grandpa, the third generation is my cousin and my two granddaughters, and they are all going to marry out in the future, which is too thin. So now I can't rely on you to exert your strength, it is your unshirkable responsibility to have more children and raise more, it is best to give one or two people surnamed Lu to help support the lintel of your grandfather's house. β
I smiled and said, "Well, don't fantasize about this! The children I had with them can only have my surname, or their mother's surname, and it will not be your turn to be surnamed Lu! You are so naΓ―ve! Unless you ......"
My cousin asked, "Unless what?"
I said, "Unless, we gave birth to ourselves." Then I'll let them all have the surname Lu, okay? No matter the boys or girls, they all have the same surname as their mothers!"
My cousin knocked me on: "We haven't even written a word yet, you can discuss this!
I hurriedly said, "There is a skimming! There is already one now! Originally, I thought there was none, but as soon as I heard you say that, I knew that it was stable. If you don't have a relationship with me, and don't work hard with me to create children, won't you become a sinner for the ages of your old Lu family!"
"Stinky rascal, eat me, huh?" my cousin grabbed my ear: "You dare to take the opportunity to blackmail me!"
I got a little carried away and laughed very cheaply: "If you are not alone, do you think you can give birth!"
My cousin snorted, "Hmph!
I laughed and said, "Then you can do it yourself? I've only seen that hens don't want roosters, they can lay eggs by themselves, but I've never seen a woman who doesn't want a man, she can have children by herself!"
My cousin scratched me: "Stinky bastard! I really don't think my sister will dare to clean you up!"
I was scratched by the neck, and I hurriedly pushed her off the belly, put her aside, and then reached out with a hand and a thigh to clamp her tightly.
Silenced her, but listened to her: "Stinky boy, you say, if you let the family know that I am with you, how will they react?"
I said, "Can they know? We're still alive or not, they don't know." It would be comforting to know that we are all alive and living in another world. If I knew that we ended up being a little couple, I guess I would be happier!"
My cousin said, "What do you say?"
I said: "Don't you remember, when I was a child, we did our homework together, whether it was your parents or my parents, they arranged for the two of us to sleep together, and I guess at that time, they wanted us to kiss each other." Besides, here, handing you over to me is better than handing you over to others, which can make the old people feel more at ease, right? Anyway, we are our own people, we can't see or listen, and who is more reliable than our own people. β
My cousin couldn't help but laugh: "You are talking nonsense! If in that world, if we dare to mess around like this, they will have to break our legs, and this will be passed out, so that people will not laugh to death?"
I said, "So now it's good, no one will laugh." Sister, are you homesick?"
My cousin said, "What do you say?"
I sighed, "Yes, we are safe and sound here, but we have left two pairs of old men over there, and we don't know what happened to us, only that we don't even have a corpse left, and they must die of sadness." β
My cousin also sighed: "It makes me worry when I think about it." Forget it, go to sleep!"
When she talked about it, she lost any interest, turned around, and was about to sleep.
"Hmmm!good!" I naturally reached out and put my hand around her chest.
β¦β¦
My cousin suddenly said, "Where are you touching?"
Me: "Accidentally, accidentally!"
Cousin: "If you accidentally touch the inside of your clothes!"
(End of chapter)