Chapter 49: Gu Li's Monk (3)
…… Xu Feng was still competing with the white lamb, and he was aggressive, but the fat white lamb was greatly reduced, and the white lamb immediately turned the bow of the boat, followed the stick, and talked about doing the road, Xu Feng was immediately energetic, and the two immediately entered the theme melody......
Bai Meimei stood up gracefully and gave Xu Mufeng a look, Xu Mufeng immediately stood up, greeted them with a smile and said to see the sheep.
Walking out of the restaurant, the sun was shining outside, dazzlingly bright, but the cold wind was howling, and the dry cold wind hit the face, which made the cold pores on people's bodies goosebumps.
Xu Mufeng felt dizzy on his head, top-heavy and fluttering, he burped, and a cloudy smell of wine rushed up his throat.
Xu Mufeng and Bai Meimei walked together, both of them were very tall, but Bai Meimei was slightly shorter. Xu Mufeng's figure is an inverted triangle, while Bai Meimei is a triangle, and God has given the advantages to these two people.
Bai Meimei took off her fur coat again, she smiled like smoke and said to Xu Mufeng: "Put it on, you will catch a cold if you drink alcohol." I'm in a big leather coat, you can wear it. ”
"I'm not cold, and I'm much gentler after drinking. Xu Mufeng smiled and refused.
"Isn't it cold? Look, your face has turned white and your mouth is frozen like blue juice. Bai Meimei said compassionately, so she forcibly put the fur coat on Xu Mufeng, and said: "I wore two pieces, one inside is a thermal underwear, and the other outside is a fleece sheepshirt, and the most important thing is that I am used to the dry and cold on my side." ”
Xu Mufeng put it on helplessly. A faint smell of perfume filled his heart, and Xu Mufeng inhaled greedily. Then he glanced at Bai Meimei, and the tight white sweater and leather pants outlined her devil-like figure, which instantly made people feel like they couldn't breathe.
It just so happened that Bai Mufeng glanced back at Xu Mufeng, and Xu Mufeng immediately avoided her fiery eyes, and looked down at the ground. Bai Mufeng snorted, like a magnetic laughter.
Xu Mufeng lowered his head and stepped on the weak grass, as if he was stepping on a blanket, his feet felt extremely comfortable, and it was more like wearing a pair of suitable elastic pull back shoes.
"It's here. We went in to see the sheep. Bai Meimei said.
Xu Mufeng looked up, he was very surprised, there were sheepfolds built of steel scaffolding on both sides, and it was long, and a dragon was as long as the tail of the god. I couldn't help but praise: "It's spectacular." ”
Bai Meimei led Xu Mufeng to visit, there were about 20 sheep in each sheepfold, separated by an iron fence in the middle, ventilated around, and kept in an open captivity.
The floor of the sheepfold is paved with iron plates, and dense holes are drilled on the iron plates, and the diameter of the holes is about three centimeters in size, which is the most advanced method of sewage discharge. When the sheep poops and urine, it is easy to fall into the hole, even if there are some residual manure and dirt left on the iron plate, as long as it is rinsed with water, it is easy to clean.
Looking at these sheep again, Xu Mufeng was very surprised, these sheep are tall and strong, and they are about to keep up with the growth rhythm of the little donkey, but unfortunately the ears are smaller.
However, what makes Xu Mufeng even more unbelievable is that each sheep's head is black hair, but under the neck is white hair, and the clear boundary is very black and white.
"This is an Australian sheep. Bai Meimei introduced, "This kind of sheep is very resistant to disease, the recipe is very wide, raw and cooked food are very fond of eating, characterized by a very fast growth rate, five months can be on the market, the largest Australian sheep can grow to 160 pounds, fat porcelain porcelain is beautiful." Brother Feng, I think you choose this breed is easy to raise, this is our family's best breed, this is also a good variety that my family has explored after so many years, it is worth your consideration, you can understand my way, and it is also a good way for you to open up a good way to get rich as soon as possible. ”
Xu Mufeng's eyes turned green when he saw it, and he nodded. Then he opened the sheepfold and went in, and the coat of the Australian sheep looked very gentle, smooth and tender like jade. He bent down and wanted to touch the head of a ram, but the sheep reversed angrily, pointed his butt at Xu Mufeng, quickly raised his hind hooves, and kicked at Xu Mufeng's lower body.
Xu Mufeng was taken aback, he stumbled, didn't want to slip under his feet, so he fell backwards, Bai Meimei was startled, ah! She immediately reached out and hugged Xu Mufeng, the two of them hugged each other, staggered backwards, bang, hit the iron fence about one and a half meters high, Bai Meimei was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
Xu Mufeng looked embarrassed, "Mr. Bai, let go of your hands, don't make people laugh." ”
"Oh, I forgot. Bai Meimei let go of her hands, gently pushed Xu Mufeng away, and blushed shyly, "Others don't laugh, I'm afraid these sheep are laughing at us." ”
Sure enough, a flock of sheep bleated one after another, and then, each sheep turned their heads and aimed at Xu Mufeng with their buttocks, bleating, "Come on?"
Xu Mufeng: "Paralysis!"
Bai Meimei smiled and leaned back, like a willow tree swaying in the wind.
At this time, Bai Xiaomei ran over to play, and she saw that the buttocks of each sheep were neatly facing Xu Mufeng, and the sheep's hind feet were twitching and shaking, and some sheep were still farting.
Bai Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, then she covered her mouth and laughed, in order to laugh more comfortably, she ran away.
"Run! Danger!" Bai Meimei dragged Xu Mufeng, who was like a wooden coward, and ran out, and then she closed the fence gate. let go of Xu Mufeng, squatted on the ground and laughed, laughing so much that tears burst out.
Xu Mufeng: "......"
After Bai Meimei finished laughing, she stood up suddenly, and grabbed Xu Mufeng's arm, "Why are you so cowardly? Even the rams are bullying you." Let's go and see the goats slowly. ”
Xu Mufeng rolled his eyes and said suspiciously: "Will these rams kick you?"
"No, when I touch their heads, they are very well-behaved, and even lie on the ground, where do they dare to use their butts against me?" Bai Meimei laughed again.
Xu Mufeng sighed and smiled, "This is called opposites attracting, same-sex rejection." Xu Mufeng also laughed.
"Huh?" Bai Meimei snorted her big watery eyes, and after a while, she came to her senses and hit Xu Mufeng a few times in the waist, "You dare to scold me? Hahaha......"
Xu Mufeng touched his injured waist and said with a smile. "A man's waist and a woman's numbness can't be knocked indiscriminately, otherwise it won't be a blessing to the grandson." Hahaha, Xu Mufeng also laughed out loud.
"Ahhh?" Bai Meimei was stunned for a moment, her eyes smiled like a crescent moon, "It's okay, you will raise so many ewes in the future, hehe, do you fight, is it okay for the shadow of the grandson, is it full of sheep and grandchildren......" Bai Meimei joked loudly again, "Hahaha......"
Xu Mufeng: "...... You're kidding. ”
After Bai Meimei finished laughing, she asked timidly, "Mr. Xu, have you found a girlfriend?"
Xu Mufeng looked up at the sky, straightened his chest and stomach, and said, "This monarch has a lot of girlfriends! The tractor can pull a cart and can't finish it......" Xu Mufeng laughed.
Bai Meimei: "You are paralyzed!" She stopped holding Xu Mufeng's arm, humming and chirping angrily.
After laughing, Xu Mufeng asked Bai Meimei, "Have you found a boyfriend?"
Bai Meimei also looked up at the sky, carrying her hands behind her back, she coughed, and said loudly: "The boyfriends of this imperial mother are as many as wool, although there are many, but there are also many eunuchs, according to the head, a train of skins can't be pulled...... " She also laughed.
Xu Mufeng: "......"
After a while, Xu Mufeng also laughed......
Bai Meimei: "......" and then she laughed too......
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Speaking of Gu Li,
When Gu Li threw the pickaxe of the hoe to the bottom of the cliff, she made a sound, her face was pale, and she was uneasy, for fear that the master would scold her; ”
So, the two hurried to the hanging bank, and the two of them, one big and one small, lay on the ground, stretched their necks, opened their eyes wide, and searched down for the traces of the hoe and pickaxe.
The shore is dozens of meters high from the valley floor below, and the valley bottom is overgrown with weeds and dense lush bushes.
Gu Li was dazzled, Xiao Fei'er was also dazzled, the two looked at each other, Gu Li cried and said, "Xiao Fei'er, what should I do now?"
"Yes, finding a hoe like this is equivalent to looking for a needle in a vast haystack. Xiao Fei'er sighed and said, "Sister, I have a lot of hoes at home, and they are all rusty at home, so I'll ride a donkey back and get a handful." ”
"Wow, great, you go and come back quickly, my sister will count the money for you." Gu Li immediately smiled.
"Amitabha. Mrs. Shi came over.
Amitabha? Gu Li, who was lying on the ground, tilted her head to look up at the master who was standing high, and wondered in her heart: Aren't you a Taoist? Why did you become a Buddhist again?
"Little Qiaoqiao, you go cook rice, I'll dig this vegetable field. The rice is in a large porcelain tile vat in the kitchen, and there are radishes and peppers on the dining table. Shitai said to Gu Li in a harmonious voice.
"Mrs. Shi, I'm sorry, I'll pay for this hoe. Gu Li got up, and Xiao Fei'er also got up. Xiao Fei'er saw that Gu Li's knees were covered with dirt and ashes, so he patted Gu Li's knees clean with his hand.
"It's okay, the hoe has nothing to do with us, let it be free. Shi Shi smiled.
Huh?
Gu Li came to the kitchen, and Xiao Fei'er followed.
I don't want to cook? Because Gu Li has never cooked since she was a child, she has always been the kind of person who opens her mouth with food and stretches out her hands with clothes, she is stupid.
Besides, there is no electric wok in this kitchen, and there is no rice cooker, which is really difficult for her.
Gu Li looked at it, this earthen stove is a square and long countertop made of bricks, on the countertop, there are two large iron pots in front of and behind, the iron pot is inlaid in the bricks, the stove is made of firewood, and the side of the stove is full of firewood.
Gu Li pondered for a while, she really didn't, her head was numb. Yes, go to Baidu to find out how to make local rice. But when she took out her mobile phone and was stupid, the mobile phone had no signal, so she scolded, "This hellish place doesn't even have a signal?" ”
Xiao Fei'er saw Gu Li in a daze, and he said, "Sister, I'll teach you how to cook." ”
"Wow, that's great! You taught me. Gu Li happily touched Xiao Fei'er's head, "Stinky boy, you are a magic stick!"
Fei Er began to burn the fire, he first stuffed several small pieces of wood into the stove hole, and then stuffed them into the small sticks and set them horizontally, supporting the pyre. After doing this, Fei'er lit the wood with a match.
But in the stove I saw smoke billowing out, but I didn't see the flames burning vigorously. So Xiao Fei'er closed his eyes, squatted on the stove and blew the fire with his mouth, trying to blow to help the fire burn, but he blew for a long time, and the smoke was still billowing out, and he didn't see the fire. When he was tired of blowing, he stood up and asked Gu Li to blow. Xiao Fei'er had a black face of soot, coughing, and tears.
Gu Li nodded, and also squatted at the mouth of the stove hole, closed her eyes, puffed out her cheeks, and blew hard. However, Gu Li blew for a long time, but it still had no effect, and soon Gu Li was also tired of blowing, she stood up helplessly, walked to the side, and gasped for breath. She felt dizzy, coughing, tears, and her fair face was covered with black membranous soot.
Then, Fei'er squatted down again and continued to blow the flames in the stove with her mouth.