Chapter 177 Audit
Before, Lu Xiaomo and Ziyang had an agreement not to deceive the poor. Ziyang asked who the poor were, and Lu Xiaomo replied that the poor were naturally poor. Ziyang asked if he could give a standard, and Lu Xiaomo said that those with assets of less than one million are poor, because one million can't even afford to buy a house in a big city.
He emphasized that he was afraid that Ziyang would cheat the poor people out of their money, making their already difficult life even worse, and they would have to rent a house if they couldn't afford it, even if they paid a down payment, they would have to repay the mortgage for twenty or thirty years, and be a loyal slave of the house, that is, a house slave, and take it for the rest of their lives, even if one day suddenly his legs kicked to death, Lord Yama would have to sentence him to no credit, why don't you pay off the mortgage and then die! If you cheat them out of their money again, Lu Xiaomo can't bear it, when the company was established, Lu Xiaomo seriously warned Ziyang.
Ziyang licked his face and trotted to Lu Xiaomo's side, bowed his head and said, "Boss, don't worry, the list we bought is all people who are either rich or expensive, and deceiving them of this money can be regarded as killing the rich and helping the poor, and eliminating harm for the people!"
"That's fine, if I find out that you lied to people who shouldn't be, you know the consequences. Lu Xiaomo clenched his fists, and the joints of his fingers crackled, making Ziyang shrink his neck in fright.
At this time, Song Xiqing summed up the results and screamed excitedly, "Oh yes, six million yes!"
"If you add the six million that the boss deceived Qin Yuxuan, it adds up to 12 million. β
When everyone heard this, they immediately cheered.
"We're rich! We're rich!"
"Long live Vice President Wei!"
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Wei Fatzi smiled from ear to ear, looked at Lu Xiaomercer and said: "Boss, I'm still wise, fortunately I didn't listen to you, return the two million, otherwise, the dividend in the morning is 1 million, such a good thing, where can I find it, or I'm wise, hahaha......"
Lu Xiaomo looked at the fat man Wei who was smiling unscrupulously, and wanted to slap him away, Nima, this is really special shit luck.
When everyone stopped, Lu Xiaomo stood up from the chair and said loudly: "I propose to leave six million as the company's working capital, and the rest of the money is all shared, do you have any opinions?"
"No!" When everyone heard that they were going to divide the money, their eyes were red, and they were all as excited as if they were being beaten with chicken blood.
Ziyang was a little distressed, he walked up to Lu Xiaomo, "Boss, isn't this okay?"
Of course, Lu Xiaomo knew Xiao Jiujiu in Ziyang's heart, "Ziyang, do you want to swallow this money alone?"
"What's the matter, isn't it just to divide the money, it's not okay to divide it!" Ziyang was almost distressed to the bone, and said with a sad face.
Then, according to the size of the position and the distribution according to work, Song Xiqing transferred it to her personal account through online transfer without objection.
"Long live the boss! long live the boss!" everyone except Ziyang raised their right hands and shouted, because they didn't know that they saw money, and more importantly, hope.
Lu Xiaomo pressed down with his hand and began his speech, "Everyone, don't be so excited, how much is this, I promise, as long as everyone works hard with the company, it will definitely not be a ......dream for everyone to become a multimillionaire in the future."
Under Lu Xiaomo's eloquent and sensational speech, the emotions of the company's personnel reached the extreme, which shows that Lu Xiaomo can really fool.
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Lu Xiaomo was generous, and paid out of his own pocket to invite everyone to rub it together, and after lunch, Lu Xiaomo planned to go back to the hospital but was stopped by Wei Fatzi.
Wei Fatzi squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Boss, since."
When we come, we must not check the company's accounts, so that we know in our hearts, otherwise one day we will be deceived by Ziyang and count the money for him?"
"He dare! unless he wants to die!" Lu Xiaomo's face instantly turned cold when he heard this.
"As the saying goes, you can't hurt people, you can't have the heart to defend people, don't you say?
Lu Xiaomo scratched the back of his head, feeling that what Wei Fatzi said was also reasonable, and said, "I won't check the accounts, will you check the accounts?"
"It's on me, I helped my dad take care of the company's affairs at the age of ten, and it's a drizzle to check the accounts. Wei Fatzi thumped his chest, and his eyes were vague.
"Shout, brother, you still have the ability. Lu Xiaomo was surprised, and thought that this dead fat man would only eat and sleep, sleep and eat, and he couldn't imagine that he would even be able to do such a complicated thing as checking the accounts, so he really underestimated this brother.
Anyway, I can only count on this little brother, I have two big heads when I look at the account book, I remember when the master taught me to learn accounting, looking at the dense numbers is like tadpoles, the best sleeping pills, you can fall asleep at a glance.
"Then what else do you say, let's go check the accounts!" Lu Xiaomo said.
"Good!"
The two walked towards Ziyang, and Lu Xiaomo said: "Ziyang, as the company's first and second leaders, it is necessary to check the company's recent business progress, and we have to check the accounts." β
Belch!
It was a batch of confused accounts, Ziyang handed over the bookkeeping work to Song Xiqing, and she didn't know what she was doing, she was afraid that Lu Xiaomo would find out that she had hacked his money, and it was strange that she had to break her legs.
"Boss, you still don't worry about me!" Ziyang glared.
Lu Xiaomo showed no mercy at all, and said bluntly: "It's because it's you, don't you worry, okay?"
Belch!
It's too faceless.
Ziyang's old face turned red, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he didn't know what to say.
"Two bosses, you come to check the accounts, welcome, warm welcome!" Song Xiqing walked over and hugged Ziyang's arm, smiled and looked at Lu Xiaomo fearlessly, and then she glanced at Ziyang, signaling him to rest assured.
Ziyang was originally afraid that this granddaughter didn't make an account book, but when she saw this, she finally let go of her hanging heart, her granddaughter has never said big things, it seems that she has been prepared.
When running a company, Song Xiqing was busy with various procedures, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the Taxation Bureau, etc., and she spent hundreds of dollars every month to ask the financial company to make false accounts not long after the company opened, all companies in the world are like this, all companies have account books, 99% It's all fake, that is, to pay the tax bureau to check the accounts, the tax bureau is not stupid, of course, it also knows that this is a fake account, but all the companies are fake accounts, what can we do, just go through the motions, just pick a wrong penalty, the company does not dare to call the board, how much the penalty will pay, because the accounts are fake, in case the tax bureau is more serious, you must not be punished for bankruptcy, that is, the company's life is pinched in the hands of the government, when you want to pinch you to death, when you want to pinch you to death, see you please let you live a few more days, see you unpleasant instantly let you be finishedγ
Ziyang saw that Song Xiqing had taken precautions and made accounts, and instantly had confidence, and said straightly: "Two bosses, then let's go back to the company, isn't it just to check the accounts, check casually, you are the boss of the company, of course you have this right." β
"Alright, let's go back to the office. β
On the way back, Lu Xiaomo patted Wei Fatzi on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's up to you this time, as the saying goes, the new official has three fires when he takes office, and he must find out one, two, three, me."
We will scare them and make them dare not use our money in the future. β
"No problem, wrap it up on me, make sure it gets right. "Fat Wei is arrogant.
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After returning to the company, Song Xiqing ordered someone to send a large stack of account books, cash accounts, company current accounts, balance sheets, bank accounts, etc., which was a headache to look at.
Lu Xiaomo felt Alexander and said in surprise: "So many?"
"It's not much, I haven't finished it yet, and there's a stack of them. Song Xiqing said happily, and one person moved another stack, "This is the monthly account and the quarterly account." β
Grass!
So much!
Lu Xiaomo looked at the two stacks of ledgers and was dumbfounded, this has to see the Year of the Monkey Ma Yue?
"Two bosses, check it out. Song Xiqing laughed.
Lu Xiaomo looked at Wei Fatzi, "Brother, it's up to you." β
Wei Fatzi stepped forward, flipped through a few casually, threw down the account book casually, and looked at Song Xiqing with a dark face, "Little girl, you play Lao Tzu, that company doesn't have two accounts, one for the inside and one for the outside, you actually fooled us with the outside account!"
Belch!
Meet the connoisseurs!
Killing Song Xiqing didn't expect this dead fat man to be knowledgeable, he moved the corners of his mouth and didn't speak, Ziyang's face was ugly, and he felt that this level was not easy.
Wei Fatzi smiled: "You still want to fool Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu followed my father to take care of the company at the age of ten, I haven't seen anything, and auditing accounts is my job, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's trouble, my father's financial power would be handed over to me." β
Belch!
When I met a hard stubble, I couldn't imagine that this dead fat man still had such a ability?
Seeing that Song Xiqing and Ziyang were suppressed on the spot, Lu Xiaomo clapped his hands and laughed: "Haha...... Ziyang, little girl, why are you still stunned, don't bring the real account book, if we find out one, two, three, see if I don't ask you. Then he gave Wei Fat a thumbs up, "Brother, that's good!"
"Yes, I can't embarrass the boss. Wei Fatzi was praised by the boss, and he felt that his face was shiny, and he straightened his body.
Song Xiqing was helpless, so she could only let people move the real account, and she was uneasy, but fortunately she kept an eye on it at the time, and the real account also made her work seamless, only she could understand it, and the layman couldn't see the reason. But can this dead fat man be a layman? I can only hope that Wei Fat Man can't see the trickiness in it, and he can't help but feel uneasy in his heart.
Wei Fatzi flipped through a few times casually and said, "This is about the same, this is the internal account, you go out, Ziyang, don't let me see anything greasy, otherwise you will die." β
Ziyang, Song Xiqing and the others exited the room.
"Xiqing, this dead fat man is not good, do you think he can see what is wrong?" Ziyang pulled Song Xiqing into the corner and said in fear.
Song Xiqing couldn't eat the fat man Wei, so she clasped her hands together and said, "God, help us, don't let that dead fat man find out anything?"
When Ziyang heard this, he knew that something was wrong, so he was sweating profusely and pacing back and forth.
in the room.
Lu Xiaomo said: "Fatty, you can check, find out the problem and tell me, if Ziyang dares to cheat our money, see if I don't pinch his eggs." β
"Boss, don't bother me, I'm checking the accounts. Fat Wei sat on a chair and looked at it carefully page by page with wide eyes.
"Okay, I won't bother you, you check the accounts well, I'll pour water for you. Lu Xiaomo diligently took a disposable cup to pour water for Wei Fatzi, and said in his heart, it's all up to you this time, brother!