The priest looked at his watch and said anxiously, "Little brother, the time is almost up. I'm going to prepare props for the newcomers, so we'll talk about it later when we have time. ”

Sun Buqi shouted loudly at the other party, "Okay, I'll sing a few more paragraphs to you when I have time, such as "When you are a dang, when you are a dang." Let's not talk about gossip, let's talk about Jesus and the saint today. To say this, Jesus is not an ordinary saint, his father is green and the little carpenter ...... "Hey, uncle, don't go so fast!"

Sun Buqi is a Qilu person, and when it comes to Qilu Allegro, he looks like it, and with the standard SD words, the whole story is vividly interpreted.

The three of them watched, I don't know if it was a priest or a priest, a middle-aged man who looked like a priest, as if he had Nezha Hot Wheels under his feet, and he seemed to have to leave as if he had to escape. When the other party turned, he stumbled under his feet and almost kissed the earth.

Sun Buqi pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Hey, the current missionary, the psychological endurance is really poor! In this case, how can he go to the room at night to educate the little boy?"

Sun Buqi has seen a lot of religious black materials, and is a staunch atheist, even if something happens to him. He used theories such as black holes, wormholes, and ten-dimensional worlds to try to convince himself not to study theology without studying Isaac Newton.

Li Xin had long been accustomed to Sun Buqi's impropriety, but he didn't expect that in such a serious atmosphere, the other party was still playing treasure;

The girl actually knew that Sun Buqi made this decision in order to eliminate the tension between herself and Chen Jiachang and get rid of her fear of religion.

Li Xin took Chen Jiachang's hand and said with a bitter face: "Let's ignore him, he is a crazy person sometimes, and he often says some inexplicable things, which are not good things anyway! In other people's dojos, are you still so ashamed to speak, and you are not afraid of five thunderbolts from the sky? Be careful that when you dream at night, the other party casts a spell and accepts you!"

Sun Buqi put one palm on his chest with his left hand, lowered his right hand with one hand, looked down with his eyes, made a joke, and exclaimed, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, please ask the Buddha to bless the three of us, peace and security, happy love, Amen!"

He waved his hand, and looked at Li Xin coldly, "Tong Yan is unscrupulous, the wind blows away!" The foreign god of death is the dead Gabriel and the god of death Hades, if they dare to go to China's territory to find trouble, they will definitely be cut back by bulls and horses." According to the principle of territoriality in criminal cases, the other party has no right to interfere in the affairs of Shenzhou at all!"

Chen Jia stopped talking, and finally asked cautiously: "You say such a thing, aren't you afraid of thunder and thunder?" The girl's cute little face clearly showed an expression of "You are so shy, does your mother know?"

Sun Buqi gently knocked on Chen Jiachang's head, the two of them happened to be "tall and cute", and they continued to be good teachers.

"You don't understand this, do you? It seems that there is no thunder mother in the West, and it does not provide this scope of service! You, you are just "good at reading, do not seek to understand, and whenever you have something, you will happily forget to eat." ”。 You two little friends, learn from your brother, Chinese mythology is the best!"

In fact, Zeus in Greek mythology, Thor in Norse mythology, Perren in Slavic mythology, and Perkunas in Lithuanian mythology are all gods in charge of thunder and lightning, and they are all the main gods in the mythological system.

But in our myths that are not worshiped by natural gods, the status of thunder and lightning is average, such as the thunder and lightning mother, which is an ordinary official of the heavenly court, who can not only be called by the human emperor on the earth, the Yellow Emperor, but also the dragon kings of rivers and lakes, but also the other party.

Li Xin and Chen Jiachang were relatively speechless, I don't know what Sun Buqi is crazy about, anyway, the two girls are used to it, as long as the old man Sun Daxian is happy!

The three of them walked into the solemn cathedral, Chen Jiachang didn't know if it was due to foreign etiquette, and when he saw the men and women walking into the church together, both sides held hands with each other.

When she entered the door, she thought that she would follow the customs of the countryside today, and reached out to hold Sun Buqi's left hand.

Li Xin saw the "intimate" appearance of the two, and felt a little depressed, with the idea that she couldn't be preempted by other girls, so she grabbed Sun Buqi's right hand.

What can Sun Buqi say, can he say no? He had no choice but to open his bow left and right, and led the two girls into the church.

It is a sweet pleasure for a man to hold a beautiful girl, and when he holds two girls, it becomes a "sweet" burden.

Others are chic and walking with elegant cat steps, but Sun Buqi is hobbling like a duck, walking with rickety duck steps!

The strange trio of two women and one man, as soon as they appeared, attracted countless eyes, and became a spectacle at the wedding.

However, most of the men here want to become the protagonist of the story, and they all want to take the place of Sun Buqi, even if they are ridiculed by their friends, they will be willing, there is a saying that "peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic." ”

Li Xin hatefully stepped on Sun Buqi's left foot, and asked angrily: "You know that there is no such etiquette in the West, and you don't remind us both, your conscience is greatly damaged, are you bullying the two of us, are they village girls who have never seen the market?"

Chen Jiachang blushed, regretting his behavior of short-circuiting his head just now, and also learned from Li Xin, stretched out his foot and stepped on Sun Buqi's right foot. She wants to let the other party know that taking advantage of girls is a price to pay!

The weight of the two girls is very light, neither of them is more than 100, but fortunately they are not wearing high heels today, otherwise, Sun Buqi will go out tomorrow and will be in a wheelchair.

Although suffering from the double blow of physical and language, Sun Buqi still believes that it is very cost-effective compared to pay and gain.

The routine wedding ceremony is carried out in an orderly manner, nothing more than in the presence of the priest, the man and the woman make "marriage vows, rich and poor", and then exchange rings with each other, and become a legal husband and wife.

It's a pity that it's just a Western ceremony, and in our land of China, there is also an institution that manages marriage. Both men and women spend 9 yuan and receive a small book, which is a "real-legal couple".

Sun Buqi waited until the ceremony was over, and then walked to the groom and bride with the two daughters to congratulate the newlyweds on their 100-year good union and early birth of a noble son.

The priest looked at Sun Buqi's annoying smiling face, the corners of his mouth trembled, his hands and feet trembled, and he didn't care about etiquette, so he ran away.

He was afraid of Sun Buqi, and he was afraid that the other party would sing the song of "great rebellion" on a solemn occasion; although the slang minor key was very suitable for absorbing ignorant village women and becoming believers of the Lord, it was indeed a bit out of place on such a solemn occasion today.

The bride, Gao Yan, felt that the ceremony was far from over, and there should be other links, so she asked curiously, "What's wrong with Pastor Lai? Why did you leave so quickly?"

Although the groom looked confused, his heart was happy. If it weren't for his girlfriend's strong request, he wouldn't be like a marionette, being manipulated and manipulated, and now that the pastor is gone, he can finally be freed.