Chapter 142: Red Fox, Lying on the Ground (1)
Wu Fang and Xie Yu didn't dare to play in the hot spring for too long, after all, there was no exposed place to hide their shyness. As soon as you go ashore, you can see the scenery in the eyes of others. Although the moonlight is damned, she can't complain about the dead end in the eyes of others. If you run into a man chopping wood and coming home, you won't be able to see anyone again.
The moonlight is charming tonight, the sky is as clean as water, and the breeze is refreshing. The cold winter has passed, and tomorrow will be the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and the second day of the new year will be spring.
Xie Yu said, "Drag Xu Mufeng over to take a hot spring tomorrow night." ”
Wu Fang smiled and said, "We didn't wear anything, wouldn't it be cheaper for him?" No, tell him to stay on the shore and help us stand guard with his eyes on his back." ”
"Sister, I know you want him to see it, showing off your charming posture, thinking about, right?" Xie Yu stuck out his tongue.
Wu Fang blushed with shame, and the two chased and fought in the water, and after they played for a while, they went ashore to get dressed.
Xiao Fei'er also came to ask them to eat, no need to eat noodles, go directly to the ancestral hall for a big meal.
The huge ancestral hall is brightly lit, and people from all over the ancient town come here to spend their early years, bringing together men and women, old and young. There are more than 20 tables, each table is full of good dishes, mainly wild boar, pork ear cake, bacon, preserved chicken, preserved fish, salted duck, sausage...... There are all kinds of dishes.
Except for the wild boar, the rest of the dishes were brought by their respective families, and the glutinous rice wine was also brought by each of them. Everyone mainly comes here to have an atmosphere, they don't see each other for a year, and everyone can talk to each other about the bittersweet things they have been outside for a year.
The ancestral hall is full of fragrance, noisy, and warm.
Xu Feng's family, Xu Mufeng, Xu Muyu, Wu Fang, and Xie Yu sat around a table and ate.
The men came up one after another to salute Xu Mufeng, Wu Fang, and Xie Yu's wine. However, Xu Feng had already adopted protectionism, and he helped Xu Mufeng, Wu Fang and Xie Yu replace the small wine glasses. No matter how many people come to toast, they won't get drunk.
However, after Xu Mufeng drank a few glasses of wine, he was in high spirits, so he went down to open the light and gave a glass back to each table.
He said to every man in the family in a high-profile manner, you don't have to go out to work next year, and you will start working after the first lunar month. For hard-working people, the salary is more than 300 a day, and there are 10,000 yuan a month if they do well.
Everyone applauded happily, they said that working in other places is only three or four thousand yuan a month, in addition to the rent and food expenses, there is only one thousand yuan left a month, and a year will bring 10,000 yuan home, what kind of hairy crabs.
Xu Mufeng said that as soon as the road is repaired, there will definitely be a lot of people who come here to travel. When the time comes, you can open a hotel, open an inn, and run your own little world, and the days will be better and better......
Everyone's enthusiasm, passion, and excitement were high-pitched, and they clinked glasses and drank with Xu Mufeng. Soon Xu Mufeng was so drunk that his mouth and eyes were crooked, his limbs couldn't be carried clearly, and he gradually got drunk.
After Xu Mufeng got drunk, it seemed that the men in the ancient town were all drunk, and their respective ladies were responsible for carrying their husbands back.
The man who did not marry a wife had to lie down on the table in the ancestral hall to sleep, and no one could take care of it.
Xu Feng was also drunk, his wife carried him back, and his two tall and thin twin sons supported his ass in the back together, for fear that Xu Feng would slip down.
Xu Mufeng was carried back by Wu Fang and thrown on the bed. Xie Yu was greedy for glutinous rice wine, and she also drank high. However, she was helped back by Xu Muyu, she was drunk and couldn't carry it clearly, and she also got into Xu Mufeng's bed, and actually hugged Xu Mufeng to sleep under the eyelids of Xu Muyu and Wu Fang.
Xu Muyu was dumbfounded. Wu Fang was jealous, and she took Xie Yu to the other end to sleep.
Xu Muyu: "......"
"Sister, we're all drunk, good night!" Wu Fang pretended, and then she stripped off and went to bed, lying on the same end as Xie Yu.
Xu Muyu smiled awkwardly, said good night, and went into her room. Xu Muyu, who went to bed, leaned on the bed in a daze. After a while, she muttered, "What the hell is going on?" My brother really married two wives? Terrible? Can I get a marriage certificate in this way?
She got out of bed again excitedly. took out a gift bag in a large envelope from the drawer, which was the red envelope that Xu Mufeng gave her for the New Year just now.
She carefully took out a bundle of things wrapped in red paper from the envelope, opened the red paper and looked at it, ah? She was so shocked that her heart jumped to her throat, a whole twenty bundles of renminbi, a bundle of 10,000, 200,000. She hugged the money again and happily went to bed. I dipped my fingers in saliva and counted the money, it was so comfortable! The sound of counting the money was as beautiful as saxophone music, and I kept asking, "Could this be fake money?" Hahaha......
Wu Fang was hugged tightly by Xie Yu, she wanted to cry. She thought sadly: How good it is Xu Mufeng who hugged me! I was actually held by Xie Yu, bastard!
She used to share the same bed with Xie Yu every day, and she wondered if Xie Yu would be gay? Although both of them were women, Xie Yu preferred to be in love with herself, she didn't like Xu Mufeng, but Wu Fang loved Xu Mufeng deeply. This contrast almost made Wu Fang collapse.
Wu Fang regretted that she didn't give him when she slept in the same bed with Xu Mufeng in those days, and regretted it for life. Suddenly, her beautiful apricot eyes flickered, didn't she immediately go to the polar region with Xu Mufeng for adventure training? Haha, there is a chance, it is normal to not be able to conceive a baby and come back.
Before, Xie Yu heard that Xu Mufeng was going to go to the field with Wu Fang for training, she shook her head and said that I won't go, she doesn't catch a cold, and said that the mosquitoes in the deep mountains are as big as bees, and she is afraid of death!
Wu Fang hid her face and snickered, and said in her heart that it is best not to go, save the light bulb from being shiny, and it is inconvenient for me to be a thief and steal my heart.
At four o'clock in the morning, Xu Mufeng woke up habitually, because of this point, he had to get up and practice martial arts.
He stretched, both feet on Wu Fang and Xie Yu's faces. Wu Fang and Xie Yu were awakened by his stinky feet at the same time, and they were angry, and the two of them twisted Xu Mufeng with their nails, and Xu Mufeng sat up in pain. Wu Fang and Xie Yu hid their faces and snickered.
With the moonlight pouring in from the window, Xu Mufeng opened his relaxed eyes, and when he saw that the two of them were also sleeping on his bed, he was stunned for a moment, how could this be?
He remembered that he was drunk last night, and estimated that he was carried to bed by the two of them. But he was also embarrassed, my sister didn't scold me for being shameless, right?
He thought about being scared, so he got out of bed gently. But he didn't have to get dressed, because he went to bed last night without undressing. Then he took a big sip of tea and was ready to open the door and go to the Eight Immortals Temple to practice.
At this time, he thought of the kind-hearted teacher of the Eight Immortals Temple, and when the New Year came, he wanted to wrap some red envelopes for her for the New Year. So he turned around and took out 10,000 yuan in his satchel, and then opened the door and walked out.
Wu Fang immediately got up, she was dressed, and thought to herself, this Xu Mufeng is going to meet her lover, why is it taking so much money? The shops are closed in the middle of the night, it is impossible to buy things.
Her heart swelled with Chen acetic acid, and she secretly scolded you for being paralyzed, worthy of being a big carrot! Lovers are all over the world.
After getting dressed, she immediately followed, but Xie Yu slept as sweetly as a tired cat.
The moonlight outside was still as bright as mercury. Xu Mufeng frantically ran towards the Eight Immortals Platform, and Wu Fang ran closely behind him. Wu Fang scolded while running in her heart: You are paralyzed, will your lover be so anxious? Is it a long drought and anxious to rain in time? Dry firewood is waiting for the fire to burn? Paralyzed Xu Mufeng! A shameless pair of dog men and women!
Outside, the fog was rising and enveloping the earth, like clouds and smoke. The farther they ran up the mountain, the fog was so overwhelming that they couldn't breathe, and when they landed, the fog wrapped the two of them in a layer of frost.
Ten kilometers away, Xu Mufeng ran to the Eight Immortals Temple in one go. He was so tired that he pouted his ass and bent his waist to gasp, and Wu Fang hid not far away, also pouted his ass and hunched up and gasped. She still said in pieces: How can this kid's skills improve so quickly?
There was a little morning light in the sky, and the moon slowly slept deep into the clouds.
Xu Mufeng, who was panting, came to the front of the temple, and with a little light, Xu Mufeng saw a copper lock locked on the door, and he thought suspiciously: Could it be that the female teacher is too gone?
He was stunned for a moment, and saw a white paper pasted next to the wall, and he recognized it at a glance from the handwriting that it was a brush written by Xu Feng, upright but without a pen edge. The paper reads: Tell the villagers, there are no ghosts in this temple. It turned out that the master who stayed in the temple went to the big temple, so come and burn incense with confidence.
Oh, is that what happened?
Wu Fang looked at Xu Mufeng from a distance and was stunned, she knew that Xu Mufeng was here to worship God and make merits, not to date a lover. The grievances in her heart melted all at once, and she felt ashamed.
Xu Mufeng felt very sorry because he didn't see Mrs. Shi. So he took off his leather coat and began to practice kung fu.
He practiced lying on the ground, and he flipped in the air, fell to the ground, and played a shadowless double flying foot. He used his hands to jump frequently to support the ground, and his feet made a series of whirlwind feet in the air, kicking, kicking, cutting, twisting, winding, tripping, hooking, sweeping, tying, and stepping on ......
Immediately, sand and rocks flew on the ground, and his feet flew as fast as electric fans, and killing machines appeared everywhere. When he flew and practiced to **, he only saw his upper body, but he couldn't see the direction of his legs, and he danced as fast as a windmill.
Lying on the ground, also known as Digong Boxing and Bafold Boxing, is one of the excellent Chinese martial arts boxing. It is named because its fists are mostly rolled and fallen. Its fist is said to have the same origin as drunken boxing, but the ground lying fist only absorbs the falling method.
The characteristics of lying on the ground, the hand is two doors, all by the legs to hit people, so that the legs are wonderful, the waist is soft, the random situation, push the boat down the river, take the top and take the bottom, the ground art takes the lead, and the defeat wins.
When Xu Mufeng practiced to the extreme, he saw him take the initiative to lie on the ground again, and then his whole body was spinning and sliding on the ground for more than ten meters, his body was as fast as a sea stone, and his feet were like flying saucers, snapping!
At this time, his feet danced so intensively that he could not splash water, and in an instant, he roared, and with a loud bang, a large stone was axed open by his feet, and the gravel on the stone burst like a cloud of mist.
Seeing that Wu Fang was dumbfounded, she was so shocked that she almost applauded. Unexpectedly, Xu Mufeng had been trained by him into a myth in a short period of time, and he was really inferior to him.
Wu Fang covered her mouth and didn't dare to say anything. She was afraid that Xu Mufeng would know that she was coveting him, and how embarrassed she would be when she found out.
Xu Mufeng stood up, he breathed and exhaled evenly, and then sat on the stone and smoked.
Suddenly, a cat-like and baby-like cry sounded from behind the locust tree, and the sound floated over. Xu Mufeng was stunned, Wu Fang was stunned for a moment, what sound is so terrifying?
Xu Mufeng carefully distinguished, this is a fox calling? He was overjoyed! Could it be that Lin Yiting really turned into a red fox?
So Xu Mufeng immediately ran to the locust tree under the cliff, and Wu Fang was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind the stone.
After Xu Mufeng descended a few stone steps, she ran along a path on the left towards the locust tree, and Wu Fang slipped out from behind the stone and ran after Xu Mufeng, and her mouth was broken: What is this kid doing? Is it going to hunt ghosts?