Chapter 481: The Blind Mussel
I saw a fleshy, cylindrical thing on the palm of Kexin's hand.
It is more than ten centimeters long, three or four centimeters thick, and a straight one.
The most amazing thing is that there is a hole on the head that resembles a horse's eye, but I don't know if it will pee......
What does this look like......
What is alive is a special and unspeakable organ under a man's crotch!
Of course, black, wrinkled, and not an ineffable organ in a state of expansion.
rather, the unspeakable organ in an atrophic state......
It's like being frozen by the cold sea......
I blackened my face and asked Ke Xin, who was flushed, "What the hell are you? Aren't you afraid that it will bite?"
But his red face couldn't hold back anymore, and he laughed out loud: "I don't know either! ”
As he spoke, he turned his palm up and said, "Actually, it should be a mussel, you see, it has a mussel shell." But I've never seen a mussel like this, the meat is swelling out of the mussel shell, it's too full, Brother Lele, have you ever seen it?"
I took it, studied it carefully, looked like an ineffable organ, and flicked the fleshy tube with my fingers.
Unexpectedly, I touched it.
A stream of water spurted out of the small opening.
Tick, tick, tick!
"Hey! it can pee!"
Ke Xin on the other side, seeing this magical scene, was already leaning forward and leaning back with laughter.
It's really a strange thing in the world, there are no wonders!
I smacked my tongue secretly, shook my head, and said, "I haven't seen it either." What the hell is this, is it a mussel?"
Kexin raised his eyebrows and said, "How do you know that people are lustful mussels?"
I said, "It's not lustful, so how did it grow all the organs?"
Ke Xin smiled: "Maybe it's someone's head, you think it looks like that...... organs?"
I nodded solemnly, "Like!"
Ke Xin's face was meaningful: "That...... It's not like Brother Lele's ......."
I shook my head violently and denied, "Of course it's not like that." You Brother Lele, how can it be so dark! It's not so small!"
But he was not convinced, and argued for this lustful mussel, saying: "People are in a shrinking state, and they are already so big and long." If it swells, won't it be even more powerful than yours!"
I said, "Then you have the ability to make it swell up and see! I still don't believe it, this little thing, even if it looks like it, even if it can urinate urine, it can still have the same function as that organ? It will expand and shrink? I don't believe it if I kill it!"
Ke Xin's face turned red again: "Probably not." I've already fiddled with it just now, it's just like this, it won't swell, and it can't be ***. ”
This little perverted girl, she has tried it!
As soon as I heard it, I finally got back into the game: "Hmph! I knew it was a useless guy!"
If it could still swell, it wouldn't be as big as a cow's in its current atrophied proportions?
Then I'll have to compare it to it!
Then I'll be embarrassed!
But this thing, don't look at it shrinking. But when you pinch it with your hands, the flesh is quite firm, and it has to fight with the state of the swelling organs of ordinary men.
Of course, I can't fight with mine!
I'm not an ordinary man, mine is diamond-level!
To put it mildly, I was able to get my cousin shot with one shot while she was in the upper position.
I'm afraid ordinary men can't do this ability!(Warning, friends, please don't try like this, you must wear body armor, who dares to guarantee that you are not a diamond?, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, I regret it now!)
"Take it back, go back and ask you Sister Huiyun, she lives here, I heard that she grew up eating seafood when she was a child, she should be able to know this magical thing!"
Give this lustful mussel back to Kexin.
Kexin asked me again: "You just said that you have something to show me, what is it?"
As soon as I heard this, it occurred to me that I still had a wonderful object in my palm.
So he stretched out his hand and spread his palm to her with a grin: "Like?"
Kexin only glanced at it, and his face became strange. Then he blushed and smiled and glared at me.
"Stinky scoundrel! you...... You rascal!"
Me: "Can you show me that colored mussel? I'll show you this and you'll be a hooligan embryo?"
Kexin: "Hmph! You definitely did it on purpose!"
Me: "yes, didn't you do it on purpose?"
Kexin: "I'm not!"
I laughed, "Don't quibble, I don't know you yet." Come, take it. A gift for you!"
Kexin shrank his hand: "I don't want it." ”
I said, "It's very rare! What is this thing called, the treasure of the sea? soft gold? is so delicious, it's hard for you to eat it!"
Kexin said: "It's not like I haven't eaten." ”
"Oh!"
I smiled and said, "I thought you would say that, but I'm not nothing." ”
"What's wrong with me?" Ke Xin was stunned for a moment, but quickly reacted and bit his lip: "You! big pervert! see that I don't throw you to death!"
As he spoke, he threw the mussel in his hand at me.
I quickly reached out to catch it, and smiled from ear to ear: "What are you throwing away, didn't you say that you brought it back to show them what to see? ”
Unexpectedly, this girl was embarrassed, bent down, picked two pieces of mud, and threw it at me!
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!"
It was so bitter that my hands were empty, and my feet stepped into the mud, and I couldn't pull up, and I couldn't dodge at all.
There were two snaps, two snaps, and I was all covered in mud as soon as I was dressed.
"Stinky girl. What are you doing, you, look at me, do I still need this clothes?"
But the heart temper came up, and he continued to pick and continue to throw: "Who told you that I am like that and that...... I'm not like it, I'm going to throw you to death!"
It's really a crime for words, and I will never owe it again.
I'm in a quagmire, and I can't escape. can only make a bitter face, protect the door with his arm, and let this girl get angry.
By the end of the day, I was covered in mud and had become a clay figure.
Except for the face still exposed, there is no other place to look like a person.
I glared at the stinky girl: "Are you satisfied now? If it weren't for your little brat, I wouldn't want to be like you, I'd beat your ass, don't you believe it!"
Kexin pouted, looking resentful, but when I saw my funny appearance now, I couldn't hold back my face and laughed.
Holding his stomach in his arms, he couldn't breathe with laughter.
Carried away, maybe it was because I had been bending over and picking the mud just now, I was tired, my heels didn't stand firm for a while, and I stumbled, and I also threw myself into the mud, covering my body in the same mud.
"Hahaha!"
What I gave her was my hearty laughter.
(End of chapter)