Tom and Jack are a pair of good friends, who used to be fans of the series and are now die-hard fans of MMO.

The two of them have slow hand speed, poor technique, and even worse consciousness, and are often ridiculed for abnormal brain development, and should get out of the Warcraft game, but they can't extinguish the passion of the game in the slightest. They passed five levels and cut six generals, and successfully became the substitute for the 3rd team of the wasteland development team.

Team 1 is an elite, and has successfully opened up two bosses, often appears on the forum, and is the object of worship of Warcraft players;Team 2 is a pair of substitutes, and the old players of Team 1 can't go online for various reasons, so they have to make up for it. Summoned to come and go, but also a master of the game.

Team 3 is the average player in the game, who is responsible for experimenting with various new ways of playing, and is the team's white rat, or the game's cannon fodder.

Recently, the Wasteland Reclamation team has encountered difficulties, and Team 1 is trapped in a certain stage of the boss: there are always casualties in the early stage, resulting in insufficient DPS output in the later stage, and finally causing the team to be wiped out. Repeat it several times, and it's all the same.

Hanks, the substitute commander, received a new order from the regiment commander to experiment with a new style of play to ensure that the first stage was immortal and sum up experience for the elite 1 team.

He hurriedly boarded the number and called 3 teams to gather, because he did not give notice in advance, only found three or two cats. I had no choice but to call rookies like Tom and Jack to fill the numbers.

Hanks secretly thought: Today is just an experiment anyway, as long as you beat the first stage, it will be smooth. By the way, you can also live the addiction of commanding and enjoy the fun of scolding.

It's very weird today, the team members seem to have changed people, play like a god, all of them are unharmed, and the boss has successfully entered the second phase, just when Hanks hesitated, he received a new order: keep fighting!

The game command channel fell silent, save for the sound of Hanks yelling.

All the team members seemed to have opened their minds, not only executed all the orders correctly, but also avoided many problems that Hanks did not mention, and after 7 minutes of fierce battle, the boss was successfully cut off the horse, completing the feat that the elite 1 pair did not complete.

The boss fell, and when it came to the most exciting "touching the corpse" link, everyone didn't move, and the characters stopped in place.

The game channel fell into complete silence, and the voice of the conductor Hanks was gone, and only the sound of large gasps could be heard.

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On the other end of the spectrum, Tom and Jack huddled together and yelled,

We can do it too, take a screenshot quickly, take a screenshot quickly, and be sure to upload it to the Internet, to the forum. Are you ready, those who look down on us, I'm going to kick you in the ass!"

Jack added, "And face! I just signed up recently, that software is very cool, I suggest you also apply for an account, we can interact online." ”

Tom turned on the microphone and swore triumphantly, "Damn Hanks, are you stunned, are you scared? Hahaha, surprised? How about a gift we gave you today?"

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Tom and Jack are not good at the game, and they have developed the habit of visiting forums and learning from others.

The day before yesterday, they saw that someone had uploaded a new plug-in, and they were itching, so they downloaded and used it. After using the plug-in, you can play and learn from each other, and you don't have to be in a hurry, your brain can think normally, and you can play at your usual level.

The two were ecstatic and even spent $50 to buy a paid version.

With the help of the new plug-in, Tom pretended to be a master, took the new girl, successfully donned off the five-person copy, and then went to open a room outside the school and went to bed.

After the incident, he became the Amway messenger of the plug-in, and highly recommended it to the substitute team.

Everyone was tight-lipped about the plug-in, hid from Hanks, who was full of dirty work, successfully eliminated the boss in the dungeon, and finally turned over as a serf and sang.

As a good friend, Jack continued to mend the knife, "Shit, Hanks, your mouth stinks worse than shit, you're just a bunch of shit." Isn't it true that our brains have been developing abnormally? Who killed the boss, are you? Or are you the masters with their eyes above the top?"

Hanks' avatar is grayed out, the characters are technically offline, and various whistles and cheers are heard in the channel......

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Xiao Feng is a foreign correspondent, since Yao Ming entered the NBA, he has become a full-time reporter for the Rockets; he has to report every game, and his column has become a big hit in the newspaper.

He can often get the NBA scoop, there is no other trick, is to play with Yao Ming, occasionally from the other party, get an anecdote about a certain player, go back to add oil and vinegar, use the Spring and Autumn penmanship, a perfect first-hand NBA news quickly released!

On this day, Yao Ming finished playing the NBA game and took his relatives and friends to play a copy of the game, and returned home.

Everyone parked their characters outside Ironforge and began to fight, repair, and gather strength for the next event.

Xiao Feng approached Yao Ming and offered to apply for a competition, but the latter was depressed and readily agreed, hoping that the victory would arouse new enthusiasm.

At the beginning of the competition, Yao Ming became more and more awkward, every time the CD of his skill was just right, the other party knew in advance, and ran away with the acceleration skill;

So repeatedly, Yao Ming was bullied without any accidents, and finally died tragically under Xiao Feng's hands.

The previous sandbags and rookies, did they eat sweet potatoes, or did Shaolin Da Huandan, suddenly increase their internal strength and become a game master?

Yao Ming refused to admit defeat and shouted, "Brother Xiao, let's have another game, two wins in three games!"

In this game, he concentrated all his attention, calculated the time of each skill, and judged the distance between the two sides, but it was useless, and he still lay on the floor.

I really saw the undead, Yao Ming shouted, "Brother Xiao, let's do it again...... Three wins in five games!"

Is this a fire?!

The "family and friend group" put down the work at hand, stood behind the two, and watched at close range.

There is still no suspense this time, although Yao Ming's will to survive is very strong and he has exerted 120% of his strength, the result is still irretrievable, and the floor has become home again.

Yao Ming gritted his teeth angrily, put the two big hands under the lamp to check carefully, and said to himself, "Could it be that I have been playing too much recently, and my hands have become trendy?" If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would definitely suspect that Brother Xiao had changed the level training and changed someone. ”

A reporter looked puzzled and suddenly shouted, "Old Xiao, it's not right! Why is your game interface different from ours? Why are there so many prompts on the screen?"

Xiao Feng patted his chest and shouted with a bang: "I bought the VIP version, of course we are different." ”