Chapter 22: It's Big!
After following the maid all the way back to the residence, the two went under the side window, stretched out their fingers to break the window, and then looked down the hole into the house.
I saw that the palace maid hummed a little song, and actually began to dress up, with black hair and a shawl, turning the big cake face into a bun face, a pair of big and small eyes squeezed, as if looking for something in the bronze mirror, grinning the big mouth that could swallow the world, smiled slightly, and gently sipped, the flaming red lips were burning hot.
"She, what is she?" the boy asked quietly, as if he hadn't understood it.
A light smile appeared at the corner of Lingxi's mouth, and said, "Hmph, as I expected, she does have a problem!"
"Then what do you think will happen next!" the boy frowned, and seemed to be serious.
"Then, according to my reasoning, if she is correct, she should be ready to go to bed. Lingxi looked at the woman in the room, nodded with satisfaction in front of the dresser, and then took off her coat and walked towards the bed, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
"Ahh
"Hmph, you don't know anything about this!" Lingxi sneered twice and said: "An ugly woman like her, but the more she pays great attention to her appearance, you should have noticed it when you took a bath just now, she has always lowered her head and rarely talked to other palace maids, because what do you know?"
The young man's face suddenly turned red, and he said, "I, how can I pay attention to that!"
"In this case, I will tell you that the reason why she bowed her head and refused to talk to the other palace maids was that she did not wear makeup! Because she was extremely inferior, and it was precisely because of her inferiority complex that she isolated herself, so just now at the moment when she finished her makeup, I noticed that there was a sense of satisfaction on her face, and there was also a sense of security. "The head of the spirit rhino is the analysis of the Tao, and it seems that everything is as she said.
"But, what does this prove? It's also wrong to look ugly? Plus you analyzed that her boobs are bigger than the average palace maid?, can this be the reason for her suspicion?" The young man was obviously not satisfied with Lingxi's explanation, and when he slapped his head, he couldn't help but regret a little, he didn't sleep at night, and he chose to come out with this crazy woman to do this voyeuristic dirty thing.
"Hehe" Lingxi smiled, did not answer the young man's question, but asked rhetorically: "Ah Xiang, do you think I am beautiful?" The corners of her mouth inadvertently showed a shallow smile, she bit her lip gently, and her eyes still blinked as if they were nothing, it was simple!
The young man didn't buy it, and looked at her angrily and said, "Meimeimei, otherwise can I let you complete the task?"
"That's right, I'm a beauty, there's no doubt about that, and what is hidden behind this beauty is that I know I'm beautiful, so I know my value, and I won't be taken advantage of, of course, except for the tuberculosis ghost to use such indiscriminate means, otherwise in general, I order others, not others to use me, this is the use of being beautiful. Lingxi explained with a smile, she looked like a green tea at the moment.
Seeing the young man's half-understood appearance, Lingxi continued: "I suspect that the most important thing for this palace maid in addition to her big breasts is that she is ugly and inferior, and such a person often desperately wants to be recognized! It is precisely for this reason that people like her are more likely to be used, or even if she knows that she is being used, she will be willing, because she can't help but get material benefits from it, and more importantly, spiritually. ”
After Lingxi finished speaking, he couldn't help but admire himself, with a smug look, he raised his eyebrows at the young man, and the young man pouted, although he felt that Lingxi's analysis made some sense, but such a qiē was based on her self-reasoning, and reality did not prove it.
So the young man sneered and said, "This qiē is all guessed by you, and it doesn't mean that you are right." ”
"Hehe, wait and see, I have a hunch that there will be a good show tonight!" Lingxi said with extreme confidence.
So the two ended their argument and began to crouch quietly under the window to observe.
Time passed minute by minute, and the night of the palace was also extraordinarily quiet, only listening to the neat footsteps of the patrol forbidden army outside the Huayang Palace, but nothing happened at all, and the two of them waited like this, almost falling asleep.
"Squeak" suddenly heard the sound of the door being pushed open, and only a figure pushed the door in and walked into the palace maid's room.
"Hey, Ah Xiang, hurry, wake up!" Lingxi hurriedly pushed the sleepy boy awake and reminded him to look into the house.
The young man opened his eyes in a daze, looked into the room through the hole in the window paper, and saw a figure walking to the side of the palace maid's bed, pausing slightly, and then jumping directly onto the bed.
"Ahh
"Shhh
The boy nodded, and looked in again.
The lights in the room were dim, and the figure threw himself on the bed, and then arched twice into the quilt, then stopped, and then he heard.
"I'll go, it's so exciting!" Lingxi exclaimed with some excitement as if he understood what was going on.
"What's going on?" the boy asked, unexplained.
"Wait, wait. Lingxi did not answer, but motioned for him to observe quietly, and after a while the sound in the room gradually became louder, and the young man pricked up his ears, and finally heard clearly, it was the sound of a woman moaning.
"This, this. The boy stammered, as if he didn't know how to express it, and he had forgotten what he wanted to say.
"Hmph, I'll just say why this woman's boobs are so big!
"Who are these two?" The young man seemed to be relieved, but his face was indeed red and hot, and the Lingxi on the side seemed to be able to feel the heat on his face, and laughed at him for his young age and not understanding yet.
"Obviously, food is very common in the palace. After Lingxi replied, she seemed a little depressed, and said, "I thought something big was going to happen, it's really boring, okay, let's go!" After saying that, she wanted to pull the young man away.
"Let's go?" the boy asked, gesturing through the window.
"What else? Do you want to stay here and watch the play? Then you stay, I'm sleepy, I'm going back to sleep. Lingxi yawned slightly, and prepared to turn and leave.
"I, I don't want to look! I'll go too. The redness on the young man's face at the moment had spread to the roots of his ears, but the night was dim, and Lingxi didn't see it.
Just as the two of them were about to turn around and leave, they heard the voice of a woman coming through the room, saying, "You dead man, what kind of surprise attack are you doing? ”
Then a eunuch came dressed in and laughed awkwardly.
"Nonsense, if I want to go to you, I have to come at night, I can see your face during the day, who still has fun!" Lingxi said silently in his heart, but the corners of his mouth showed a mocking smile, this palace maid obviously knew that this eunuch would definitely come back at night, otherwise why bother to dress up so hard! What a hypocritical and ugly little.
"By the way, don't talk about this, what happened to the matter I asked you to investigate?" The eunuch seemed unwilling to dwell on that question, so he changed the subject.
"Hmph, I've already asked you, the beautiful woman is indeed pregnant, this is true, I have carefully observed her diet in the past few days, she likes to eat spicy food the most on weekdays, but since the imperial doctor came a few days ago, she has never eaten it again. The palace maid said.
Hearing these two sentences of dialogue between the two, Lingxi couldn't help but smile slightly, as expected by the old lady, the big-breasted girl was the undercover agent!
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