Sister Feng screamed again, and clicked it in the air with her hand, and with a "bang" sound, a house with lights in it flashed......

I was confused, wrinkled and asked, "Why can't the fire eye see?"

Sister Feng poked me in the head and said, "Stupid pig, your eyes have just burned and are still covered with fire, how can you see invisible?"

I thought I was made into a fiery eye by a volcano, but I didn't expect that the more I burned, the worse my eyesight, so why can I bring objects far away?

Sister Feng couldn't wait to slap me twice, and said: "The eyes that have been tempered by the fire have a magnifying effect, you are not allowed to look at it in the future, it is enough to have me, what is a wife? It is to stay by the man's side for a long time!"

I said she couldn't help it, she was speechless, stupid to get in, nothing, it was an empty room......

Sister Feng closed the door and sighed with emotion: "I don't know if it was a good deed done by that immortal, it was reserved for the two of us to use in the round house, and I left after it was built." ”

It is as if you have seen it with your own eyes: Who would have such a good heart? Is it self-inflicted, only the heart understands?

Sister Feng stared through the light and thought about it for more than ten years...... couldn't help but get angry and slapped him in the face......

I grabbed my hand and said, "Don't fight again!" rabbits are in a hurry, they will bite people, I am your husband, and I should be respected!"

She retracted her hand, and was about to go mad, and spun around and said, "Get a piece of rubbish, it's useless!"

I replied, "If you are sick, you can find a doctor, you can't be angry with your husband, no one wants to do this!"

Sister Feng wanted to beat me again, so she turned around and said, "I don't know if I can find anyone here?" Tonight, you sleep at my feet, don't move, and find another way tomorrow!"

What a dead man really laughs at? There is no bed, what do you sleep? Who will throw her husband at her feet, they are all dead or alive rolling sheets......

Sister Feng doesn't like to listen, so she draws a bed on the ground, stomps on it, and becomes a living reality......

She also had to change the sheets, put garlands, sprinkle perfume, pull out a thin quilt from the air, and say, "All right!"

Although it can't catch up with the queen's phoenix bed, it will definitely be okay if you make do with it all night......

Sister Feng couldn't wait, hugged my head and kissed, wanted to spit for a while, and asked, "It's hot, it's not cool at all!"

I told her, "Don't forget, my body has just caught fire, and there is no manly smell, only the smell of burning." ”

She yelled, "It's annoying! I can't use a man to toss a man around!" What are you going to do?"

I said mercilessly, "If it's useless, just leave!" ”

Sister Feng tugged tightly, for fear that I would run away: "Didn't you just say it? Just take it seriously! Husband and wife are finally together, how can it be interesting!"

"Dangdang" There was a knock on the door, and a stranger's voice came: "Who's inside?"

I cowered like a thief, and I didn't know where I was hiding.

Sister Feng shouted loudly: "It's late at night, don't disturb! We're going to sleep." ”

There was no response outside the door, and there was a knock.

Sister Feng walked over angrily, opened the door, and was a short black man, about forty-eight centimeters tall, about twenty-three years old, with long hair, big eyes, thick lips, and two looped legs bent outward......

The short black man was stunned! his eyes were very bright, and in front of him was a beautiful woman, and the room was very different, and there was a double bed, and he couldn't help but say, "This is my fairy room, only women are welcome, and it is not open to men." ”

Sister Feng took a look at the introduction: Who doesn't know the house? I decorated it, it's very beautiful! I have a man tonight, you can find another place.

The short black man raised his head high, and saw that Sister Feng was so beautiful! couldn't help but drool, and thought about it and argued: "Whether it's your man or not, can't be sure, unless there is proof!"

Sister Feng pointed at me and said, "I didn't see us in the same bed, what else do you have to prove?"

The short black man thought for a long time and replied: "The husband and wife should have cards; ”

This is fresh, Sister Feng smiled and scolded: "Nonsense!

The short black man seized the reason and shouted, "Let the man out, you can stay!"

Sister Feng looked at him and looked so ugly, and asked, "What can you do......?"

I couldn't help but walk to the door from the side of the bed, pushed the little black man aside, glared and hummed, "Blind dog's eyes, don't you dare to play tricks in front of me." ”

Sister Feng pulled me behind her, stared at the short black man, and said, "You haven't answered my question yet?"

He was unhappy in his heart, revealing a hateful gaze: "Take care of the man first, and then tell you." ”

Sister Feng snorted at me: "People talk, don't interrupt!"

I couldn't accept it, and pointed at the tip of the short black man's nose and threatened: "Die! Otherwise, see how I flatten you!"

Sister Feng pushed me hard and scolded me: "Don't say it, okay?"

I couldn't help but shout: "He has ambitions for you, can't you see it?"

Sister Feng said: "How old is he, younger than a child, how is it possible?"

The dwarf black man could not accept it: "Don't look at the dwarf, such a person will also reproduce;

Sister Feng is curious, what can such a young man do?

My patience reached its limit, and I shouted the red flag: "Don't say it again!"

The short black man spun around a few times, stopped, was 1.8 meters tall, his age was the same, his two looped legs were missing, his hair was curly, he was wearing a black free suit, and he was wearing new leather shoes......

Sister Feng was stunned, and couldn't help but call out: "Too handsome!"

He introduced himself: "My name is black and not ugly, I like Niu Niu the most, women stay, men get out!"

Sister Feng was not stupid, and said: "This is a change, in fact, it is not so handsome." ”

Hei Bu Ugly explained: "It's my real body now, and it changed just now." ”

I couldn't hold it back for a second! I scolded Hei Buugly: "Get out! I'll send you to the west with a fist, believe it or not?"

He didn't speak, and Sister Feng was slapped in the face.

I flashed and punched a big gap in the door frame, stunned: "What is this made of, why is it so brittle?"

Hei Bu didn't speak, staring at me with his eyes.

I was already on fire, so I had to pour my anger on the door frame and punch it, and I was expected to catch fire, but it didn't burn, and it didn't explode, so I knocked a large piece of the wall and jumped out......

He really couldn't bear it, and with a wave of his hand, the house was gone, leaving only Sister Feng's double bed......

We were all exposed, and Sister Feng looked back and asked, "Black is not ugly, what does this mean?"

He said: "It's awkward to have men in the way, I only like women. ”

Sister Feng's thief's eyes are no different from those of men, staring at them.

Although I breathed a sigh of relief, my heart was still uneven, and I shouted: "Die!"

Sister Feng was very anxious: "Wait, I want to see if it's a short black man who is not ugly, or ......"

I held Sister Feng's hand tightly to prevent her from being verbose......

The crazy sister was extremely excited, shook me off, stared at Hei Buug and asked, "How to identify authenticity?"

I really want to scold Sister Feng for dementia?

Black is not ugly from my thoughts, and said, "If you want to know how to screen, please follow me." ”

I stared at Hei Bu ugly and scolded: "If you dare to be verbose, it will kill you!"

Hei Bu Ugly didn't answer, turned around and flew away......

Sister Feng was so anxious that she didn't look at it, and shouted to the black sky: "Wait for me!"

I couldn't take it anymore and grabbed her hand tightly......