Chapter 030: The Slice Comic Comparison Blue out of blue
"Uncle Xue has a problem, Uncle Liu only plays the ticket to see who sings the opponent's play, and he can't help it, of course, if he is invited by a friend who is in love, he will also sing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
The head of the class accompanied the smiling face to greet Xue Pan, and from time to time commanded the handymen who set up the stage.
"You just said that Uncle Xue invited him to sing a good song, and his color is indispensable. ā
"This ......" class master often mixes among a group of princes, of course he knows Xue Pan's temperament, and it is difficult to refute his face, so he can only come up with an idea: "Today is to wash the dust of the political master, if the second master of Bao comes forward to ask him to sing a song for dignity, it will definitely be difficult to shirk." ā
"It's simple, I'll go and talk to Baoyu. Xue Pan said, and went to Yihong Courtyard.
Qing'er thought that the "little willow" in his mouth should be Liu Xianglian, who is also a child of a family, who is proud of himself and is noble, and he doesn't look at ordinary people at all, but he has the best relationship with Jia Baoyu.
Seeing Xue Pan go away, Qing'er couldn't help but think, the original work of "Dream of Red Mansions" wrote the stupid overlord vulgarly, looking at this situation, there may be unruliness, but he doesn't look bad, maybe it's because the ancients had a different level of appreciation, this person is tall and strong, looks handsome on the outside, and has a bit of a man's taste.
The nurse had already carried Qiao'er to the painting boat, Feng'er came to help Qing'er, took her little hand, and got on the boat from the dock-shaped small dock, and several girls giggled and played, followed up and sat beside her, guarding like an iron bucket, lest there be any mistakes.
In the brocade pavilion, the banquet was still set up according to Jia's mother's preferences, and the small maids, maids, and mothers-in-law came one after another, carrying more than 20 sets of chairs and high tables, and the coffee tables were of different shapes, all of which were exquisite like handicrafts.
After a while, Sister Feng came, and the commander placed a couch on the top and left, spread the brocade Rong, two carved lacquer tables in front of each couch, one on top of a furnace bottle, and a box, this is the seat of Mother Jia and Aunt Xue, next to each other are a chair and a few chairs, but it is the seat of Jia Zheng and Mrs. Wang, and then there are a chair and a few chairs on both sides, which is the seat of the young master and girls.
Each sheet has a matching box, plus a black silver chisel self-pouring pot, and a brocade enamel cup.
Sister Feng added a coffee table and two chairs next to her seat, but they were prepared for Qing'er and Sister Qiao'er.
When Jia's mother arrived, everyone came in and sat down one after another, Jia Zheng sat next to Jia's mother, and Aunt Xue and Mrs. Wang sat together and laughed.
The box is full of personal favorite dishes, and the kitchen is constantly delivering all kinds of dishes.
Qing'er saw that there were saucers of quail eggs, and suddenly remembered Grandma Liu's embarrassment, and she had the intention to be amused, and she didn't use chopsticks, so she grabbed an egg with her hand and asked Sister Qiao'er in a fuss: "Sister Qiao'er, do your chickens lay eggs when they are very young?"
Everyone is not allowed to make loud noises when dining, Qing'er's voice frightened Ping'er, who was serving behind Sister Feng, hurriedly bent down and raised her fingers to "shhh".
"Sister Qing'er is so stupid, the nurse said, the chick will lay eggs when it grows up, last year I had my birthday, the nurse's family sent a brocade chicken in flower clothes, so big and not able to lay eggs. ā
Sister Qiao said and gestured, she didn't know her feelings, the colorful golden chickens are males, and naturally they don't lay eggs.
When everyone heard what they said interestingly, they all stopped their chopsticks, turned their heads to watch their performances, and were so anxious that Ping'er was busy with their eyes, Sister Feng was fine, and the corners of her mouth smiled to see what else they would say.
"I know, I know, grandma said, a beautiful golden rooster does not lay eggs, because it is a rooster, and my rooster does not lay eggs. ā
Everyone listened to Qing'er's grandmother one by one, and couldn't help but think of Grandma Liu's joke that day, because Jia Zheng was present, he didn't dare to make a mistake, he was desperately holding back his laughter, and the whole Jinge Pavilion, except for her two immature voices, seemed very quiet.
"Sister Qing'er, does your hen become less beautiful after laying eggs?"
Everyone was stunned when they said this, and Qing'er didn't know how to continue.
"I don't even know this, I got two golden chickens, one is so beautiful, and the other is not beautiful, the nurse said that the one that is not beautiful will only lay eggs......"
"Oh, I see, why my rooster is more beautiful than the hen, because the hen only cares about laying eggs in the nest, and has no time to dress up in flowers...... Qing'er said prettensely.
Everyone finally couldn't hold back anymore, and they laughed one after another, even Jia Zheng, who had always been unrestrained and smiling, couldn't hold on, and the wine sprayed on Jia's mother's coffee table, and quickly said that it was the son's unfilial piety, which disturbed the mother's meal, and asked the mother-in-law to change the tableware.
"I like you the most, don't change it, everyone is happy today, our second master is like a proud rooster, always with a straight face and a serious chirping, but like he doesn't teach, the buddies don't even know the hour, it's rare to put down your face today, and accompany us to have fun once, hehehe......"
As soon as Jia's mother said this, Jia Zheng blushed, feelings, does the ancestor like to see me lose my temper and look foreign?
Wang Xifeng hurriedly pulled away the topic, wanted to relieve Jia Zheng, and wanted to please the old lady, and asked Qing'er with a smile: "What other interesting stories did your old grandmother tell, just tell us." ā
When everyone heard her mention Grandma Liu again, they made up all kinds of stupid teasing about Grandma Liu, and they laughed more and more.
The second monk Jia Zhengzhang was puzzled, did these ladies like to see me embarrassed so much?
Qing'er also followed the silly smile, and listened to Sister Feng'er let her tell the story, so she tightened her little face and said seriously: "There is a silly boy in our village who married a new daughter-in-law, and on the day he accompanied his daughter-in-law back to his parents' house, the silly boy's father instructed his son to go to his father-in-law's house, and when he saw his father-in-law, he couldn't call him father-in-law, he had to call him father." ā
Speaking of this, she paused deliberately, covered her little mouth and couldn't help laughing, she laughed very sweetly, and the cute people who looked at it had already softened, and then said: "The silly boy is unhappy, he is so stupid, he said, one person has three names, father, father-in-law, father-in-law, I can't remember ......"
Everyone burst into laughter, not because they thought the story was ridiculous, but because they thought Qing'er's cute appearance was really funny.
"Second daughter-in-law, you have to remind our second master, teach Baoyu early, don't wait for the marriage to not remember the three names of the old man......"
As soon as Mother Jia's words came out, everyone laughed even more crazy, Baoyu made a fuss and asked the attacker to help rub her stomach, Lin Daiyu laughed breathlessly, laughed and coughed while pressing her chest, and cherished a crab roe buckled on Tanchun's shoulder......
Qing'er just wanted to add fuel to the fire, and said in a daze: "Lafayette, you are wrong to blame the master, I saw the master teach the second master Bao yesterday, and I heard that the second master can also compose poems, so I can't remember the name of the old man......"
"Feelings, feelings, treasures, treasures, and treasures have been taught and taught...... "Jia Mu laughed so much that she couldn't say a complete sentence.
Oh, hehehe......
Ahh......h
Everyone laughed madly, it seemed that the roof was about to be overturned by everyone, only to hear a bang, Shi Xiangyun laughed and rolled to the ground......
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