Chapter 361: Curb the little old man
The little old man, this guy, has been on the earth for a long time, he hasn't learned the good things, he has learned the bad things, and he is getting more and more disagreeable, and he simply doesn't take himself seriously. If it weren't for the fact that he still needed the little old man to help drive the tricycle, Lu Chen would definitely recall this guy to the Tiandao brand for a hundred years behind closed doors as soon as possible!
"This guy is like this, Brother Shen don't have the same knowledge as him. Lu Chen said with a smile.
"Don't dare, I'm causing you trouble!" Shen Wanshan said embarrassedly.
Although his realm was at the level of a heavenly immortal, he was not many grades higher than Lu Chen, but he did not dare to underestimate Lu Chen at all. With such a divine sword in his hand, Lu Chen's strength was enough to match him, or even more powerful.
Lu Chen smiled, didn't say anything, beckoned Shen Wanshan to sit down in the carriage, then handed over a cigarette and a bottle of beer, and said, "Brother Shen, come, try the hometown specialty of the younger brother." ”
"Thank you. Shen Wanshan took it with both hands and said, "Haven't you asked your brother for his name?"
Lu Chen's big brother Shen called Shen Wanshan very comfortable, so he simply climbed up the pole and treated Lu Chen as a brother.
For him, Lu Chen is fully qualified to be his brother to Shen Wanshan, and even being Lu Chen's eldest brother by himself seems to be Gao Pan!
A young man who has such a divine sword, the realm of the Jindan period can kill the immortals, the future future is bound to be limitless, and the future achievements are so high that I am afraid it will be shocking to the world, such a person, how many people can't climb it if they want to, and everywhere they go is an existence that people look up to!
I was fortunate enough to be called a big brother by such a person, that was the blessing of cultivation in my previous life!
"In Xia Lu Chen, this is my assistant, Zhao Ling'er!" Lu Chen said.
"It turned out to be Brother Lu and Miss Ling'er, who were disrespectful!" Shen Wanshan said seriously.
Lu Chen felt very awkward, did the people in this fairy world talk so literately? It's really unaccustomed, it's still good for the earth, the scenery is good, the people are good, whatever!
After a brief introduction, Shen Wanshan followed Lu Chen's example, lit a cigarette with a lighter, and took a hard puff, and suddenly a very special feeling emanated from his mouth, and the whole person's spirit was lifted!
"What kind of treasure is this, and why is it so amazing?" he asked, taken aback, stunned.
"This is called a cigarette!" Lu Chen said.
Smoking is bad for your health, it's a fact that everyone knows it. However, how many people can resist the temptation of cigarettes? According to incomplete statistics, there are more and more smokers on the earth, and they have reached the point of flooding. It shows how popular cigarettes are, and most of them are men!
Man is a very contradictory animal, and many things are like this.
Take this cigarette as an example, knowing that smoking is harmful to health, but still keep producing, constantly consuming, and even come up with many high-sounding reasons, such as a cigarette after a meal, a race over a living fairy, a man who doesn't smoke, and so on in the world in vain to excuse himself.
If you don't plant, if you don't produce, won't you have it?
Everyone understands the truth, but no one does it, and the temptation of this cigarette is too great. Especially a cigarette after a meal, the sentence of racing the living immortals is not too appropriate, didn't you look at the big brother Shen Wanshan in front of you and was fascinated by the first time he smoked?
One word, cool!
Shen Wanshan is a cultivator at the level of an immortal, and he is a real immortal!
"Damn, Lao Tzu wants to benefit the people of the earth, I want to get all the cigarettes of the earth to this immortal world, and harm you immortals!" Lu Chen suddenly thought evilly.
It's a really good idea, the immortals are rich, and there are so many things that the earthlings don't have and need to exchange for cigarettes, and it's even better.
"Two smokers!" Zhao Ling'er said disdainfully.
"Forehead ....."
Lu Chen was speechless, he forgot that under normal circumstances, the space of the tricycle is not very large, and it is okay for one person to smoke, but when two people smoke, the smoke will not have time to be released in time, and it will inevitably affect others, such as Zhao Ling'er.
"I'm sorry!" Lu Chen said.
This is not difficult for him, and of course it is not difficult for Shen Wanshan, just a little smoke, how can it be difficult to hold the cultivators and immortals? Just cast a small spell and solve it.
Zhao Linger had to sigh, it's good to be a fairy, and you don't have to worry about someone looking for trouble with smoking in public places!
The tricycle sails in the air, the wind is galloping, the white clouds are fluttering, and it is thousands of miles in the blink of an eye.
However, there was a shout of killing from behind the tricycle, and those bandits actually chased after them, shouting, waving their weapons, and controlling magic weapons
, trailing.
Of course, Shen Wanshan found out about this situation as soon as possible, and couldn't help but change his face greatly, and he held the divine sword in his hand as soon as possible, ready to make a move at any time.
Zhao Ling'er was also frightened and turned pale, feeling that this time was in big trouble, looking at the murderous appearance of those people, it seemed that they would not give up if they did not achieve their goal, if they were caught up, wouldn't they still play? Death is a trivial matter, and the most feared thing is that you can't die if you want to!
Lu Chen's face turned cold, and he asked the little old man, "What's the matter?"
How fast the tricycle is Lu Chen knew very well in his heart, not to mention flying with all his strength, even if he drove more than half of the horsepower, it was impossible for these guys behind him to catch up, the only possibility was that the little old man was out of the moth again.
Lu Chen knows the little old man very well, and he doesn't have to think about it to know what this guy is up to!
The place they were going to was about to arrive, and he must have wanted to see these guys in the back get deflated!
If in normal times, Lu Chen didn't mind, these bandits dared to rob him and make them suffer a little, and it wouldn't be a big deal to teach them a lesson. But not today, didn't you see an ordinary person Zhao Ling'er in the car?
Zhao Ling'er was already very scared, if there was any more turmoil, or even bloodshed again, it was difficult to guarantee that Zhao Ling'er would not collapse because of this, no matter what, this kind of thing couldn't happen, he couldn't joke with Zhao Ling'er's life.
"I just want to tease them, don't worry, they won't be able to catch up with us. The little old man said indifferently.
"Shut up for me, go back to the Heavenly Dao card and think about it behind closed doors for ten years before coming out!" Lu Chen shouted.
As the words fell, Lu Chen used the secret method of controlling the Heavenly Dao Tablet, and the little old man immediately turned into a ray of light and melted into the Heavenly Dao Tablet on his waist. In the next ten years, the little old man is likely to spend time in the Tiandao card!
Lu Chen had to be like this, this guy was too unreasonable, he only blamed Hongjun Ancestor for creating him too advanced, so that he had the ability to learn and imitate, and even, gradually had the psychology of human beings. Now it's already so arrogant that it doesn't listen to the call. If it is not curbed, and it continues like this in the long run, what will it do?
It's a trivial matter to cause trouble to yourself, and you may get into trouble with yourself one day and hurt the people around you!
This is absolutely not allowed, Lu Chen will never allow this kind of thing to happen!
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