Text Chapter 63 A poisonous tongue that has not been encountered in a hundred years
"Yes! I have to apologize!" the chefs in the back kitchen were indignant.
"I'm telling the truth, it's really average, I said so-so, I've promoted him. Lu Xiaomo ignored everyone's angry gazes, picked his teeth with a toothpick, and said easily.
This Lu Xiaomo is indeed too much, as the saying goes, take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths, this goods are good, eat and drink and be so-so, isn't it just to find fault?
Xia Hui was also choked by his words, and he didn't know how to talk next, because this thing was Qu Yue'er's friend, and it was not easy for people to kick him out, so he had to look at Lu Xiaomo and said, "As long as you are satisfied." ”
The chefs almost exploded the pot, and they talked about Lu Xiaomo.
"Grass, this foodie actually said that our chef Niu's cooking skills are so-so. , really blind his dog's eyes. ”
"He eats like a pig, swallowing dates and eating them violently, and he can taste a fart. ”
"Pretending to be a dog, it's like seeing how much of the world he has seen, and it is estimated that he will not be able to eat this delicious dish in his life. ”
"A person who asks for food, why should he give him general knowledge. ”
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Because Lu Xiaomo's ears are unusually sensitive, listening to them discuss him like this, he actually regarded himself as a person who asked for food, Nima, Lao Tzu has never eaten any kind of food.
Lu Xiaomo's eyes gradually covered with a layer of frost, and he laughed angrily: "Hehe...... Praise you for your cooking is so-so, they have already lifted you, you still kick your nose in the face, give you face, hmph, you chefs are all waste, let you cook, it's just the soul of the food. ”
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It's all waste!
This is a great insult to the chef.
Grass, this thing is really a white-eyed wolf, eat and drink, talk like this, has your conscience been eaten by dogs?
Seeing that the chefs were furious, Qu Yue'er was afraid that Lu Xiaomo would be killed on the spot, so she hurriedly pushed him, "Lu Xiaomo, don't talk nonsense, they are all famous chefs in Shangjun City." ”
"Hehe's a famous fart, I think they're almost the same as being a fireman, a chef, hehe...... It's a waste of food. Lu Xiaomo ignored Qu Yue'er's scolding, and then shouted loudly: "The dishes you make, shit, all shit." ”
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Shit! It's all shit!
Everyone looked confused.
He even said that the dishes made by the No. 1 chef in Shangjun City are all shit, Nima, since it is shit, how can you eat it all the time?
Everyone looked at each other angrily, eager to chop Lu Xiaomo into pieces and feed them to the dogs, Qu Yue'er was speechless, and Xiaoqiong's nose was almost crooked.
Master Niu's facial muscles twitched, and he took a step forward, his face was red, and his rough and deep voice sounded, "Are you looking for fault?"
Lu Xiaomo interrupted him, "What are you, it seems that you have made all these dishes, go back and practice cooking skills for a few more years, so as not to be embarrassed here." ”
Master Niu's face instantly turned into pork liver, and the green tendons on his forehead almost jumped out, pointing at him and scolding: "Boy, you are rude, what do you say is wrong with the dishes I make?"
Lu Xiaomo pointed to a plate of chicken bones and said: "This palace crispy duck tastes a little salty, you don't even know how much salt to put in at least, and you are a fart cook." ”
"You...... Are you picking bones in eggs, are you finding fault?" Master Niu pointed to Lu Xiaomo's hand and trembled, and he was angry and smoky, and at the same time he was surprised, how did this product know that the salt in this dish was slightly excessive, I am afraid that it was blinded by this product.
Lu Xiaomo glanced at Master Niu slyly, and then casually pointed to the leftover soup on the table, "This taste is light, this pepper is too much, this vinegar is not in place, and this heat is over, this should be put peppercorns, what kind of pepper do you put in your special, this knife is not good......"
Lu Xiaomo commented on the dishes he made, Nima, and his knife skills are not good, which is not clearly finding fault. Master Niu was trembling with anger, and his lungs were about to explode.
Qu Yue'er walked over and pounded Lu Xiaomo with her elbow, "Lu Xiaomo, you don't know how to cook, where is your turn to judge here, besides, Master Niu's cooking skills are in the hall and have a good reputation, don't mess around here, and be untrustworthy." ”
"Where am I not telling the truth, what I said is the truth," Lu Xiaomo retorted with a glare, and then glanced at Master Niu, "Master Niu, right, I think you are a cow, clumsy and dull, let's roll up and get out, don't say that you are a chef in the future, it will simply tarnish the reputation of the chef." ”
Master Niu's body shook and he almost fell, but the apprentice behind him hurriedly held him up.
An apprentice held his master with one hand, pointed at Lu Xiaomo with the other, and scolded with a sly beard: "Boy, don't talk big here, if you have the ability, make a dish for everyone to taste." ”
The chefs behind Master Niu glared angrily.
"Yes, it's a mule or a horse that comes out for a walk, and if you have the ability, show everyone a hand. ”
"Yes, if you have a kind, you can show your hand, don't just pretend to be a big-tailed wolf. ”
"The head of the story is the Tao, just say that you don't practice fake tricks, you can also cook a dish. ”
"It is estimated that he can't cook, and he is still talking nonsense here, damaging people's reputation and lacking morality!"
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Lu Xiaomo laughed, "I can't cook, haha...... I'm the rebirth of the stove king, the god of cooking is alive, and when it comes to cooking, even if it's a phoenix cooking a dragon. ”
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Nima, the rebirth of the stove king, the god of the kitchen is alive, and the cannon phoenix cooks the dragon.
Why don't you blow the cowhide through the sky and say such a big thing, and you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue.
Master Niu broke free from the apprentice's support, and laughed angrily: "If you have the ability, why don't you go to the sky and the sun side by side." ”
"If you have real talent and real learning, why don't you go to the sea and talk to Wang Bazui. Lu Xiaomo didn't think about it, and immediately came over.
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Go to the sea and talk to Wang Ba, it is really a poisonous tongue, a poisonous tongue that has not been encountered in a hundred years, the mouth is ruthless and poisonous enough.
"You ......"
Master Niu had an urge to squirt blood, and the whole person was about to be blown up, and he said angrily: "Okay, I'll have a competition with you, and if I lose, I'll chop my hand to you." ”
Lu Xiaomo clasped his hands on his chest, straightened his body, squinted his eyes and said contemptuously: "Why bother, why bother, I'm afraid that you will be reluctant to do so when the time comes, and you will kowtow to me and beg for mercy, it will be shameless." ”
"What a big breath, if you lose, you chop off your hand, it's fair, what do you think?" Master Niu said.
Lu Xiaomo glanced at him and raised his arrogant head, "Since everything has been said in this way, I will fulfill you." ”
Master Niu glanced at everyone, "Please make a positive decision for us, whoever loses, whoever doesn't chop his hands will be a grandson." ”
Lu Xiaomo said: "Okay, that's it, I also let everyone be right, the big husband is out of his word, the horse is difficult to chase, we will compare the high, if anyone loses and does not chop his hands, whoever gives birth to a child will have no mouth." ”
Xia Hui walked between them and persuaded: "Let's calm down and learn from cooking, but if you chop your hands, you can reluctantly." ”
Master Niu said: "Manager Xia, you have also seen that he deceived people too much, and he can't complain about me." ”
Lu Xiaomo was even more awesome, watching Xia Hui blow his beard and glare: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, what, what's your business, you're really idle, just go out and fart and play." ”
Xia Hui has an urge to beat Lu Xiaomo to death, Master Niu has superb cooking skills, and he will undoubtedly win, this is not because he is afraid that your hand will be chopped off, so he kindly persuaded him, you don't know good people, you bite when you see someone, don't chop your hand and chop whose hand?