Chapter 770: Your Auntie?
"Don't forget to send the amulet back when the time comes," I replied, "from the day you get started, it will be sent to the airport cargo terminal in Beijing or Guangzhou in 40 days, and I will tell you the address at that time, and the staff at the cargo station can send the goods back to Bangkok through Thai Airways to the flight attendants in China." ”
The next day was the weekend, and at noon, Mr. Lu replied to me: "Okay." I asked if he had drunk less last night, and he said he had just woken up and couldn't remember how much he had drunk. I asked if your unit has to be assessed every year, and Lu said it was three years. I thought to myself, no wonder he was so happy, and he would talk about it in three years' time.
For the sake of completeness, let's finish this story first. About a month and a half later, I have returned to Shenyang, and the alarm clock on my mobile phone rang that day, which was a reminder of the fixed matter, and the screen displayed the words "Lu X's Buddha card returned". I just remembered it, and hurriedly called Lu, saying that today is the forty-fifth day, and you have to remember to pack up and send the amulet to the airport recently.
Lu said, "I forgot to tell you, that Buddha card...... I lost it. "I was very surprised, and quickly asked when I lost it, and how I lost it. He said dejectedly that he chatted with a few friends in the group last week, and mentioned that he had a Thai Buddhist card, which was made of human skull, which could transfer and improve his career, and he relied on this to pass the assessment of his unit. A few of my friends didn't believe me, so I took it to them at dinner in the evening. Later, I probably drank too much, went home and fell asleep, and when I woke up the next day, I didn't find the amulet.
"Where did you leave it?" I asked.
Lu replied: "Oh, how can I remember where I lost it, if I do, it won't be called lost." "He asked me if losing it was considered a violation of the taboo, after all, I no longer worship this thing, and I didn't ask the ghost in the Buddha card to help me again. I have encountered this situation before, there are customers who lost the amulet before sending it back, according to Kaohsiung, without the help of the Yin Spirit, the worshipper will definitely not be transferred again, but he did not continue to worship, and he should not be unlucky. I comforted classmate Lu, saying that if you lose it, you will lose it, maybe this amulet card will be so fate with you for forty days, and after helping you, it will be gone.
"Then I want to ask something," Lu said, "If someone picks up that Buddha card and continues to worship it himself, will it be unlucky?" I said that it would be difficult to say, the shape of this thing is a necklace, but it is not good-looking, and it is not a gold and silver precious metal, and it is also painted with strange patterns in the eyes of the common people, I am afraid that no one wants to wear it. But it doesn't rule out the possibility of being worn and played, no matter who wears it, it will definitely not work well, after all, there is a yin spirit in it, and it has reached the deadline, and it should be returned, even if you don't use the heart spell to get started, wearing it will be problematic. It can range from physical discomfort and nightmares to illness or worse.
Student Lu said: "Oh, that's who picks it up and who is unlucky, what if the person who picks it up knows the mantra and wears it as an introductory offering?"
I laughed: "Your hypothetical probability is too low, the heart mantra of Thai Buddha cards is relatively unique, even in Thailand is not so popular, everyone knows what Buddha card uses what heart mantra, and the heart mantra of Yin card is more unique than the original card, not to mention the Chinese, this is impossible." ”
"I mean, what if I knew?" Lu asked again. I said what do you mean by this, are you still writing all the mantras on the back of the Buddha card, this is not a bank card, the password is written on the back. Lu said that the Buddha card was in a transparent plastic bag at the time, and the paper with the mantra printed on it was afraid of losing it, so he put it in, and all of it was lost.
Hearing this, I was really a little speechless: "That's okay, the paper is only printed with a mantra, and it is not written what it is for, and the person who picks up the Buddha card is probably not smart enough to recite it three times at midnight, and this mantra usually has no effect." ”
Lu thought for a moment and asked, "What if that person is idle and really recites it three times?" I said that if your assumption is not valid, who will have nothing to do with this thing. Lu said that he was curious, after someone picked it up, he saw that the content of the mantra printed on it was strange, so he recited it silently a few times and played with it. I said that it would be fatal, this is the yin card that enters the complete Great Spirit, and there are special taboos, it can only be worshiped for a maximum of forty-nine days, and it must be returned at that time. If you make endless offerings, you must be unlucky. Classmate Lu didn't say anything more, he asked so much that I was suspicious, so I asked if you had something to hide from me.
"Ah, no, no, I'm just asking, curious. Lu hurriedly replied. Since he said no, I won't ask more, but I think it's a pity, otherwise, the Buddha card will be sent back to Cuba Peitong to bless again, at most it will cost 5,000 baht, when the time comes, although the complete spirit in the Buddha card has been reincarnated, but you can also enter other spirits, even if you don't enter the spirit, you can also wear it as an ordinary Yin card into the law, and it still has some effect, how can it be sold for more than 10,000 baht.
About 20 days later, I suddenly received a call from classmate Lu, asking me in a low voice if it was inconvenient for me to speak. I said no problem, you say. He said, "I, my aunt, want to talk to you. "Stunned me, what did your aunt talk to me, and I think it must be a business matter, classmate Lu invited the Yin card to successfully pass the unit assessment, although he didn't let it be quiet, but since he can talk to this aunt, it must be a good relationship." Then his aunt was also very interested, so she asked me about it. I hurriedly said no problem, let her answer the phone.
A young woman's voice sounded: "Are you the Boss Tian who sold Lu X Buddha cards?"
"Who told you to get a nine-percent discount, you big liar!" the young woman roared angrily, as if she had eaten*. It scared me so much that my phone almost fell to the ground. Before she came to her senses, the young woman began to scold again, there were no dirty words from beginning to end, basically "liars, dead profiteers, can't die well, sooner or later there will be retribution, and there is no anus for giving birth" and something like that. I was even angrier and hung up the phone. When Mr. Lu called again, I hung up again, and then simply turned off my phone.
Lying on the bed, I thought to myself that anyone can really meet me, and it is really breathless to be scolded for being invincible for nothing. After dinner, I turned on my mobile phone and sent a text message, which was sent by classmate Lu: "My aunt is not very good-tempered, so you should take care of it." ”
What kind of logic? Is it my business if your aunt has a good temper? So I replied, "Does it have anything to do with me? Don't look for me in the future, thank you." ”