A man in his thirties in a suit and leather shoes walked up to the auction table, pointed to the big screen behind him and said excitedly: "Although this big stone looks nothing, and the quality is not very good, it is even a little ugly, but it is salvaged from the 10,000-year-old cold pond under the kilometer, it weighs 5 catties, and its value is immeasurable, and its starting price is 20,000 yuan!"

"Shh......h

"Flicker, keep flickering, flicker the ghost. ”

"It's also a 10,000-year-old cold pool, even if it's a fart for 10,000 years, it's still a stone after all, and it's an ugly stone to die for, who will buy it, are you poor in the auction, and you actually take a broken stone, it's not a shame!" said an obese middle-aged man.

"Five pounds in weight, my hometown has a grinding disc weighing hundreds of pounds, if it is calculated by weight, it should be hundreds of thousands, hahaha... Isn't your auction house crazy to cheat money out of broken stones? A tall, thin man stood up and said loudly.

"Hahaha......" everyone in the audience laughed.

Lu Xiaomo was pulled to his senses by the uproar of everyone, and when he looked up, a cracked stone appeared on the big screen of forty or fifty square meters. Nima, this stone has a quirky.

Rubbing his eyebrows and bowing his head in thought, suddenly, two starlights appeared in his eyes, staring at the stones on the screen, and his heart set off a storm.

, he won't be so lucky, thanks to his well-informed, he has seen something similar in his master's medical book, if the guess is correct, it should be a cold marrow inside.

The auctioneer saw that everyone was very uninterested in this auction item, and even a little disdainful, and his face was a little unbearable.

To tell the truth, he was also very disgusted with this thing, it was just a stone, but it was so ugly, the cracks were crisscrossed, and it was extremely ugly. No matter who it is, it will be bored, and whoever will spend 20,000 yuan to buy it home is not a big fool.

However, the auctioneer is still the auctioneer after all, no matter what, after his description, it will add strange colors, relying on this mouth to eat, black can make him say white, white can also be said to be black, he ignored everyone's disdain, and said loudly: "Everyone be quiet, quiet, don't make noise!"

He stretched out his hands and pressed them down, motioning for everyone to be quiet.

The auctioneer then loudly introduced into the headset: "This is not an ordinary stone, it was salvaged by a submarine to a cold pool thousands of meters below, it is said that when it was first fished to the shore, the cold was pressing, and all the green grass was frozen within one meter on the ground, and a glass of water could freeze within two meters." Even now, half a meter away from it can also feel cool and warm, if you buy it home, it can also be used as a cooling artifact in the hot summer, you might as well imagine, it is fished out from the cold pool under the kilometer, and the labor cost is more than 20,000 yo, let's talk about whether this is the truth......"

", flicker, continue to flicker, if I want to take a dip, just install an air conditioner, at most it will cost a few thousand dollars, why buy this broken stone, it's not shameful enough." ”

"Yes, build a big cold storage, if you want to reduce the temperature to a few degrees, just a few degrees, and it is also an intelligent temperature change, which is much more cost-effective than your big stone. ”

"Auctioneer, you're a big fool, can you invent some high-IQ fools, haha, just stop for a while, we won't be fooled. ”

……

There are different opinions, and it is obvious that they do not buy the auctioneer's account.

Lu Xiaomo touched his chin and muttered, "This thing is good, I bought it." ”

Lan Lingling looked at Lu Xiaomo like an idiot, "What?

Qu Yue'er was also taken aback, and persuaded: "Lu Xiaomo, you are stupid, this is obviously the auction house cheating money." ”

Wei Fatzi was stunned when he heard this, and then said: "Boss, don't be stupid, don't you want to carry it home, if you really shoot it, how embarrassing, you dare to do this, don't say you know me when you go out." ”

"Hey, I'm not just buying a stone, and it doesn't cost you money, what the hell are you in a hurry. Lu Xiaomo looked at the two beauties, and he didn't have a good air.

Lan Lingling and Qu Yue'er glanced at him with beautiful eyes, so they didn't bother to take care of this goods, they deserved to be deceived.

"Boss, as the saying goes, listen to people's advice to eat well, why are you so tough. Wei Fatzi persuaded him with good words.

At this time, the auctioneer couldn't help but be fooled, so he said loudly: "Since no one wants this thing, we will conduct the next auction." ”

But he still didn't give up, glanced at everyone, and saw that no one was bidding, and his heart was also cold. However, the things that passed by his hand were almost never sold, and suddenly a competitive spirit surged into his heart, and he coughed lightly twice and continued: "Actually, this thing, maybe it's a treasure, after all, it was fished out of the deep pool, although it looks a little cracked, but this is also a kind of quaint beauty...... Even if it is placed at home as an ornament, it can also bring out the vicissitudes of elegance of the owner, and the meaning of inclusiveness. If I wasn't an auctioneer and I couldn't insider trade, I'd be willing to bid on it. ”

He looked at the people below, hoping that after some exaggeration by himself, a fool would be fooled.

"Auctioneer, don't be verbose!

……

The auctioneer's voice was about to burst, but no one was fooled, and it seemed that there was really no hope, so he shouted to the headset: "Since no one is willing to bid, waiter, take this treasure down! ”

A tall, bare-legged beauty in a cheongsam stepped forward with her upright buttocks, and she was about to take it back to the backstage.

"Slow, I'll give 20,000!" Lu Xiaomo stood up, raised his right hand, and shouted.

Silence, silence in the audience.

Although Lu Xiaomo's voice was small, it caused the silence of the scene, although there were more than 1,000 people on the field, if at this time, even if an embroidery needle fell on the ground, it would clink into the ears, because everyone was stunned by his actions.

"Lu Xiaomo, you are really a stupid pen, you actually spent 20,000 yuan to buy an extremely ugly stone, hahaha......" Lai Batian stood up and sneered unscrupulously.

Then, everyone reacted, Nima, fuck, there are really fools who are willing to pay 20,000 yuan for this broken stone.

The hall was full of people, and there was an uproar.

"Haha......" Most people laughed wildly.

"He's here for the first time! What a fool, fooled by the auctioneer!"

"Damn, this can also deceive 20,000 yuan, it's amazing. ”

……

The auctioneer was overjoyed, Nima, there is really a stupid hat, since someone is willing to bid, how can he let go of such a good opportunity, afraid that if he is one step later, this stupid pen will regret it, and quickly said loudly: "20,000 yuan once, 20,000 yuan twice, 20,000 yuan three times," the hand hammered down, "Bang! Congratulations to this gentleman!

Well, now that the auction hammer has been struck, this stupid hat can't regret it.

The auctioneer admired his wit, otherwise, what if the stupid hat regretted it?

Lai Batian heard the auctioneer's impatient words, and leaned back with a smile, "See, fool, the auctioneer is afraid that you will regret it, Lan Lingling, Qu Yue'er, where are you looking for a stupid hat, it's just too powerful, haha......"

"Hahaha......" everyone laughed.

Lan Lingling's pretty face was tense, she was miserable by Lu Xiaomo's goods now, it was really embarrassing to throw her grandmother's house, looked at Lai Batian and said coldly: "Lai Batian, don't be ignorant, my aunt and I like this stone, what can you do to me?"

Everyone was startled and exchanged heads in private.

"Whose daughter is this? ”

"You don't know yet, she is the Lan family, and the one next to her is Miss Qu. ”

"What? The daughter of the Lan family and the Qu family, no wonder they are so domineering, they can't afford to offend, so it's better to be careful. ”

"The Lan family, the Qu family and the Lai family are no different, and none of them are easy to mess with. ”

……

Wei Fat rolled his eyelids angrily, "Boss, my face has been lost by you, I have to buy a broken stone, you see, everyone is laughing at us." ”

"You talk a lot, aren't you underpracticed?" Lu Xiaomo's tone was quite unkind.

Fat Wei was immediately frightened.