Chapter 802: Master, You Need a Spouse
The vast mysterious, demon-free world is being restored, and the exquisite and huge psychic box is flipped upside down, displaying cards one by one.
Tang Qi sighed, rubbed his eyebrows, and the body sitting on the chair was slightly tilted, his elbows supporting the wide and cold handles, the back of his hands supporting his chin, and rolling his eyes vaguely.
There's no reason he just wants to do it.
Tang Qi is now sure that the chair "Fake" under his ass is pretending to be fearful before.
The "chatter" that continued at this second, and every word revealed a strong "mourning" atmosphere, was the real Fack.
Tang Qi only spat out two words, and the chair under his ass replied with a full two hundred and fifty-six words, including punctuation.
In the middle, they respectively revealed their origins, revealed the hobbies of the original owner Beckfast, and at the same time attacked the goddess of fate madly.
"So the reason why this shadow became life was caused by a joke by the goddess of fate, and Beckfast, the fallen god of knowledge, had the greatest hobby of borrowing the chair to peep into the bathing of many goddesses above the mystery?"
Tang Qi quickly digested this information, which confirmed that Beckfast was indeed a special deity.
The god of vulgar knowledge!
Tang Qi propped his chin, intending to wait for the nagging in his mind to stop before asking questions.
Fack's chatter was also rhythmic, and the pause came as scheduled, and after that long, melancholy sigh, Tang Qi was about to spit out in the depths of his heart: "Fack......"
The "F" character was just about to roll out of Tang Qi's tongue when a new voice came.
"Sure enough, my new master didn't like me either, and was so silent and sad that it was like Beckfast, who had entered the time of the sage after many times of self-comfort, as the wicked ugly old man often did, and was extremely boring in his sport. ”
"Fortunately, I am only a shadow, and my body is even more unlucky, after all, it has to be in close contact with the old man. ”
"But none of this matters, is there any value for me to exist when I am so disgusted, Fack, why can't I kill myself. ”
"New master, I feel your knowledge, do you know how to make a shadow commit suicide?"
......
"Shut up, Fack. ”
Incomparably rare, Tang Qi shouted in a low voice.
But immediately, Tang Qi realized that he was a little out of shape for no reason, and silently sensed.
The conclusion was that there were no anomalies, no hidden "pollution", and that he was not subjected to psychic attacks that could not be perceived.
His gaffe was purely made by "Fake".
The chatter of this shadow has a magical power, at first it sounds helpless, then melancholy, and then slightly angry.
What made Tang Qi even more helpless was the reaction of the shadow next.
As a special life that has belonged to him, Fack is indeed unable to resist the order from Tang Qi.
Therefore, it really didn't speak again, but just projected an extremely vivid dynamic picture into Tang Qi's heart.
It seems that there is a feeling of "stop-motion animation" in the past life.
It depicts a black chair, full of anthropomorphic traces everywhere, pitifully crouching in the corner, hanging his head, drawing circles with his fingers, and a low, lost, and sad aura that fills the air wildly, making people can't help but want to comfort it.
What's more, this stop-motion animation is also very intimate with subtitles, turning into bubbles and popping up.
There is no sound, but it is more moving than there is a sound.
"I am a shadow without dreams and hopes, I am played with by fate. ”
"I miss my old master, who was ugly and bad, who loved to peep and at the same time comfort himself, but I knew that He was a good deity. ”
"I now have a new owner, and he doesn't seem to have a good temper, and I have reason to suspect that he, like the goddess of fate, is due to the lack of a harmonious family life......"
Seeing that new "subtitle bubbles" were still popping up, Tang Qi finally dispelled his unwarranted anger.
It was still the same posture, but Tang Qi changed direction, opened his mouth in his heart, and interrupted the bubble: "Fack, I need your help." ”
"Goodo"
Almost immediately, the projection changed.
All the bubbles were stagnant and shattered, and the originally low and lost shadow "swooped" and cheered up.
It became extremely lively, and the familiar nagging resounded in the depths of Tang Qi's mind.
"I knew my new master needed me"
"No, no, master, don't say it yet, let the most intelligent shadow Fack of the infinite mystery guess. ”
"New master, you're so grumpy, let me come and see your race. ”
"Wow, it's humans, humans are the most boring. ”
"According to the list of the most boring races counted by the old master, humans are ranked sixty-third on the list, a race that is very keen to fight each other, keen to plunder, and very mediocre in every way. ”
"Of course none of this matters, it takes a mate to make humans quiet. ”
"So, it's time to find a mate for Fack's new owner that can emit the most intense estrogen, how about the Teniela, who have several special organs, and the smell of their armpits can even attract some wandering whale beasts, which is very exciting. ”
"Knock! knock!"
Fack's nagging is really interrupted, and just after it projects the image of the Teniela female into the depths of Donch's mind, Donkey has to do it.
With the tap of a finger, Fark's "speed rap"-like performance is constantly disturbed to the rhythm.
As it stumbled, Tang Qi's voice came at the right time.
His face was expressionless, his tone seemed to be a little cold, and there was undisguised malice in his eyes.
"Fake, do you have any favorite animals?"
"Well, how about a frog who is naturally melancholy and can't make a call?"
"Bang!"
As a deity, it is necessary to speak the word.
Before Tang Qi's voice fell, the Transfiguration Spell had been cast in advance.
In the next second, Tang Qi stood in the dark void again, with divine tentacles swaying behind him, an extra green-skinned frog at his feet, anthropomorphic facial features, a pair of huge eyeballs, extremely melancholy and sad, looking at Tang Qi with a gaze that seemed to be a "disappointment".
Originally, Tang Qi's idea was to immediately use the power of the "Bakerfast Chair" to help him find Sally and peek into the secrets of the future.
But obviously, Fake, as the shadow of the divine chair, as a special life, is not as good as a real fetish.
Tang Qi has already had a lot of experience on the mysterious side, and has seen a large number of strange and extraordinary creatures, such as a difficult giant beast like the "Monarch Octopus", Tang Qi can also develop a friendship.
But a transcendent creature as bad as the character of "Fake", Tang Qi is also the first time to meet it.
Beckfast is the god of the chaos camp, and Fake, as the shadow of the god he forged, naturally belongs to the chaos camp.
This once again confirms a rule on the mysterious side: "In addition to villains, the chaotic camp also produces a lot of comics." ”
Fack belongs to the best of them.
Tang Qi couldn't achieve his goal for a while, and his bad taste attacked, and he was directly punished.
Although Falk is also a divine creature, he has no resistance under the magic of the transformation spell, and directly turns into a sad frog in the rising smoke, and crystal tears immediately swirl in its eye sockets, and anyone who sees it will be unbearable, except for Tang Qi, who casts the spell.
It was the first time he felt that "tranquility" was so precious and comfortable that it made people happy.
......
A restored demon-free world, a certain civilian house, inside the basement.
Juno's salted fish-like body was deep in the dilapidated sofa, and she was glancing at the ground not far away, and the messy and rough magic array looked very copycat at first glance.
Suddenly, with a "bang" sound, white smoke burst out from the magic array.
When the girl saw a small and delicate beast that appeared in the smoke, but it was draped in obvious dragon scales, growing dragon horns, fanning dragon wings, and its whole body was silver and white like a dream, the girl who was used to salted fish was stunned at first.
In the next second, she was about to let out a deafening scream, but fortunately, she came to her senses in time and covered her mouth with a snap of her palm.
In his eyes, the excitement could not be contained.
At the same time, detailed information related to the little dragon seemed to be pouring into Juno's mind through the magic array.
"Transcendent Creature: Frost Wings, Baby Frost Dragon......"
Juno, who had already reshaped his memory, couldn't tell what he could.
All she knew was that her childhood dream had been realized, and surprise swept over her heart.
"It's true, I really have a dragon. ”
"I'm the protagonist of this world, wow, the adventure story of the dragon riding girl is about to begin. ”
In the flickering of these inappropriate thoughts, Juno didn't notice it at all, the ghostly light behind her was rippling, Tang Qi looked at this scene with a helpless smile, and then turned around, leaving this world, and returning to a very distant place.
At his feet, a sad frog with tears in his eyes jumped and jumped to follow.
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