Chapter 1836 Anything will
"Well, since I fled to the United States, I have been tracked down by Japanese and American agents, and on several occasions they have discovered my whereabouts and almost surrounded me and arrested me. ”
"Fortunately, I am very lucky, and I can always turn evil into good fortune. ”
"However, once in the process of escaping, I panicked and broke into the territory of the Hengjun Society, and was taken by the daughter of their president and insisted on marrying me. The chairman also said that as long as I marry his daughter, Japanese and American agents, and I can no longer help me, even if I return to Japan to settle down, I will not be arrested again. ”
"It's a good thing!" Li Yong smiled: "You are also an adult, you can marry a wife." ”
The innocent prodigal son pinched his eyes and said blindly: "The president's daughter is too ugly, and there is a black birthmark on her face, which is still in the center of her face." She usually wears a black veil, and when she takes it off, it almost scares me. Moreover, she is too young, she is forty-three years old, and I am only eighteen, and she can be my mother. Brother-in-law, do you think I can marry her? Actually, it doesn't matter if it's ugly, the problem is that she's too old!"
So, I directly rejected her courtesy, pushed her out of bed, and escaped. Next, even the warriors of the Yokojunkai began to track me down. I couldn't stay in the U.S., so I had to run to Canada. Who knows, Canada is also the sphere of influence of the Hengjun Association, and the president's daughter even came to me in person, so I had to flee to Russia. ”
Li Yong exclaimed: "Prodigal son, you are going to travel around the world!"
"How can you be in the mood! Along the way, those who are in a panic and hungry do not choose to eat, only care about fleeing for their lives, and have no mood to see the scenery. After I fled to Russia, I fought with the local forces, and there, I met a few brothers, and when I had just gained a firm foothold and was ready to make a big fight to dominate the Russian martial arts world, I was really targeted by Russian agents. ”
"They say that we endanger Russia's national security and that they want to arrest us. We couldn't stay in Russia anymore and had to flee to Europe. I escaped all the way, I really miss home, I really want to go back to Japan!"
Looking at the innocent prodigal son's dusty appearance, Li Yong smiled and said, "Your strength has improved a lot!"
The innocent prodigal son sighed: "I was once surrounded by Russian agents, and if I hadn't awakened again at the last moment and improved my strength, I would have died in Russia." ”
Li Yong patted the shoulder of the innocent prodigal son: "If you are tired of wandering, you can settle down." ”
The innocent prodigal son drank a cup of tea and continued: "I am exactly the life I yearn for, although tired, but very exciting. Along the way, although they are all running away, they have also gained a lot, and their strength has improved to the sand, otherwise, I still can't beat you, and now, I think I can easily defeat you...... Oh my God, you're ......."
Li Yong smiled slightly: "I'm also constantly improving!"
Sensing the martial arts aura at the peak of Li Yong's spiritual realm, the innocent prodigal son was no longer in the mood to compete with Li Yong.
Last time in Japan, when they were both spiritual realm Xiaocheng, they didn't beat Li Yong. At this time, both of them were at the peak of their spirits, and the innocent prodigal son had no confidence. He originally thought that in just over a year, he would be promoted to the peak of the Spirit Realm, which was already unparalleled in the world, and he didn't expect Li Yong to improve so quickly
。 What a hopelessness!
"If you don't fight, I'll never compete with you again. The innocent prodigal son shook his head.
"What have you gained?" Li Yong doesn't want to compete with the innocent prodigal son, everyone is a relative, they have become a family, and it is not interesting to fight and kill in order to distinguish the strong and the weak!
"I grabbed a space magic weapon, and the magic weapon was full of it. Recently, when we heard that Jesus' treasure had been destroyed and that Jesus' treasure had not been touched, we came and tried to snatch it. My brothers and I are going to form a prodigal martial arts association in Germany, which will require a lot of money, so we have to rob those evil organizations. ”
"Unfortunately, now I am the only one left, my brothers, all dead. "The innocent prodigal son was sad for a while.
Li Yong asked, "What do you want to do when you form the Prodigal Son Warriors Association?"
"I, I don't know! I see that everyone else is the president, the manager, the president, the director or something, so tall and tall. I don't have a name, how embarrassing it is! I want to be a president, too!" said the innocent prodigal.
Is this the person who wants to pretend to be forced to find a reason to print a business card for himself?
Li Yong said with a smile: "An association must have its purpose and its business, which is not just a name. As a president, you have to be responsible and responsible. Just like a man, after meeting the woman he loves, he gets married and starts a family and becomes a husband. My husband has a responsibility on his shoulders, and at least he has to shoulder the responsibility of supporting his family! As the president of the association, he must shoulder a greater responsibility. ”
"Responsibility?" the innocent prodigal son felt that these two words were so unfamiliar!
"I suggest that you learn to take responsibility before you can do a good job. It's better for you to exercise in Brother Yong's Entertainment Group for a while! When you are more mature, you can do bigger things. ”
"I'm used to wandering alone, I like to live a free and unrestrained life, it's definitely not okay to enter the company, I'm not a social person, and when I meet someone I can't get used to, I want to beat him......" Speaking of this, the innocent prodigal son suddenly held back the words behind and asked softly: "Brother-in-law, your sister, is that young lady also in this company?"
"She is the president of this group of companies. Li Yong said lightly.
The innocent prodigal son was overjoyed and suddenly changed his mind: "Okay, I'm willing to go to work." ”
Li Yong sent a message to Li Yitong to let her come down; as soon as something happened, Li Yong wanted to arrange it immediately, so as not to forget it.
Not long after, Li Yitong, who was wearing a light pink cartoon nightdress, walked with smooth and smooth long legs, and came downstairs unhurriedly. The innocent prodigal son turned his head to look over, my mother, it's so beautiful. The innocent prodigal son is once again stupid.
Li Yitong directly ignored the innocent prodigal, otherwise, he would definitely be angry when he found the drooling obscene appearance of the innocent prodigal. Li Yitong can't see this kind of squinting man.
Walking up to Li Yong, Li Yitong asked, "Brother Yong, why did you tell me to come down?
Li Yong pointed to the innocent prodigal son and said, "He is going to work in the company, you can arrange a job for him!"
Li Yitong looked over, frowned, and said, "Brother Yong, are you serious?"
The innocent prodigal son immediately stood up and said respectfully, "Boss Li is good." I've fixed the sofa. ”
Seeing that the sofa was really repaired,
Li Yitong doesn't hate the innocent prodigal son very much, but he doesn't have a good impression either. I saw her lazily glance at the innocent prodigal son, and asked lightly, "What can you do?"
The innocent prodigal son said without thinking about it: "I can do anything! I am an all-rounder, I can do anything." ”
"Bragging. Li Yitong is the most unaccustomed to braggart men, the negative emotional value is increased by one hundred, looking at the proud innocent prodigal son, Li Yitong asked with a straight face: "Do you know how to sing?"
"I ......" the innocent prodigal son looked embarrassed, he could sing it, but he couldn't sing well.
But gritting his teeth, he still said, "Yes." ”
"Sing a word. Li Yitong said lightly.
The innocent prodigal's face shook a little, is this an interview? When others are interviewed, there is no one who sings! After thinking about it, the innocent prodigal son turned his heart sideways and sang loudly: "The remnant snow melts, the stream is murmuring, and the single-plank bridge is ...... by itself."
Li Yitong covered his ears: "Don't spoil the song, don't practice art." ”
The innocent prodigal ghost said like a god: "Good. ”
"Do you know how to dance?" asked Li Yitong again.
"I ......" The innocent prodigal son is getting more and more embarrassed, dancing is certain, but it's not good to dance.
However, secretly gritting his teeth, he still said, "Yes." ”
"Jump and I'll see. Li Yitong commanded lightly.
The innocent prodigal's face shook again, and it turned red for a rare time. He mustered up his courage, and then he moved his stiff legs, raised his thick arms, and jumped. This dance is like a duck crossing a single-plank bridge.
"Stop. Li Yitong couldn't bear to look at it! She was afraid that she would spoil her aesthetic eyes: "Are you dancing? Are you dancing like this? You're crazy, okay!"
"Yes. The innocent prodigal son fully accepted Li Yitong's criticism.
"Do you know cross talk? Can you act in sketches? Can you make movies?" Li Yitong's voice became colder and colder: "I don't know anything, and I say that you are an all-round player, I bah, why don't you go to heaven?"
The innocent prodigal son's face was flushed, he was simply embarrassed, he wanted to perform well in front of Li Yitong, but who knows, his face was beaten. This is pretending to be fucked instead of being forced!
In order to express himself, the innocent prodigal son cheekily said: "I, I will also have a lot, I can do kung fu, I can dive, I can rob, I will survive in the wilderness, I can wander, I can climb, I can climb alone, without any supplies, I can climb up from the south foot of Mount Everest, and then come down from the north...... I can swim, I can swim from the U.S. to Japan and back to the U.S. from Japan, and I can only eat fish, and I can still ......."
"We're an entertainment company, and we don't need scum like you. Li Yitong interrupted the words of the innocent prodigal son, and said mercilessly: "Your skills are not suitable for our company at all, you can find another job!"
"Then I ......" The innocent prodigal son didn't know what to do, so he had to look at Li Yong and ask Li Yong for help: "Brother-in-law, you can help me ask for a favor!
Li Yong said lightly: "Let him be your driver!"
In Li Yong's opinion, the innocent prodigal son is a peak martial artist in the spiritual realm, and his real combat power has almost reached the god realm. Let him be Li Yitong's driver, and he can also protect Li Yitong's safety, killing two birds with one stone!
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