Chapter 13: I'm going to scold you
Yang Kaitai was greedy for fun when he was a child, and accidentally rolled down the mountain, although he finally saved his life, but since then, his right hand will tremble from time to time, and in severe cases, it will affect his normal life.
Because of this reason, Yang Kaitai failed to find any serious work and embarked on the road of the underworld. Yang Kaitai has never said these things to anyone, and even his wife doesn't know.
After making a name for himself, Yang Kaitai began to seek medical treatment everywhere, but after looking for famous doctors from all over the country, no one could cure him, and he had already given up.
Later, when he got older, the frequency of hand tremors became more and more frequent, coupled with unbearable headaches, Yang Kaitai was tortured to death, so he began to seek medical treatment everywhere again, and Heilong recommended Wang Xiyao to Yang Kaitai.
"Divine Doctor, can you really cure me?" Yang Kaitai said excitedly.
"Boss Yang, don't be deceived by him. Han Fan interjected on the side: "If he wants to lie to you, he must have done his homework a long time ago, just to surprise him." ”
After listening to Han Fan's words, Yang Kaitai's eyes narrowed, and he felt that what he said made some sense. Han Fan smiled proudly and said to Wang Xiyao: "What's the matter, the trick has been discovered, and there is nothing to do." ”
Wang Xiyao rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Do you think everyone is the same as you? ”
"Who do you say is swaggering?" Han Fan said angrily.
"Whoever speaks, I'll say whom, isn't it possible that I just heard a dog bark?"
"Who are you scolding dogs, little brute? ”
"The old dog is barking again, run, the old dog is going to bite." ”
"You ......" Han Fan was so angry that he smoked, but Wang Xiyao still looked cheap, which made him even more angry.
Han Fan shouted, "I'll kill you little brute!" stretched out his hand to hit Wang Xiyao, but was stopped by Yang Kaitai.
"Give Lao Tzu a little stop!" Yang Kaitai said angrily: "Whoever makes another noise, Lao Tzu chops him up!"
Han Fan was frightened by Yang Kaitai's eyes, glared at Wang Xiyao fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "You wait for me!"
Wang Xiyao rolled his eyes and continued to scold: "Old dog." "I didn't take Yang Kaitai's threat in my eyes at all.
"You're scolding me again! Boss Yang, did you hear me? He scolded me again. ”
Han Fan jumped up and down in anger, and Yang Kaitai frowned and said, "Little brother, can you not scold him?"
"No!" Wang Xiyao didn't think about stopping at all, and continued to scold: "Old dog!"
"You ......" Han Fan was so angry that he shouted: "Boss Yang, don't stop me, I'm going to fight him to the death, I'm angry!"
Yang Kaitai's face was displeased, and he said in a deep voice: "Little brother, this is my family, can you give me face?"
"Why should I give you face?" Wang Xiyao crossed Erlang's legs and continued to scold Han Fan: "Old dog, old dog." I'll scold you, what can you do, you come and bite me, slightly. ”
Seeing that Wang Xiyao was getting happier and happier the more he scolded, Yang Kaitai really had no choice but to give in, after all, Wang Xiyao was the hope of curing his illness, at least now he couldn't be offended.
Yang Kaitai sighed and said, "Why are you willing not to scold him?"
"It's very simple, let him kneel on the ground, turn around three times, and then learn to bark three times. ”
"This ......" Yang Kaitai turned his head to look at Han Fan, and hesitated: "Mr. Han, what do you think?"
Han Fan was stunned for a moment, took two steps back and said, "Boss Yang, you don't really want me to learn how to bark, he's a liar!"
"Then you can prove to me that he is a liar, otherwise, you will have to be wronged. ”
"Okay, I'll prove it to you!" Han Fan gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "Little brute, do you dare to bet with me." ”
The contradiction intensified, the two faced each other, and they saw that they had come to the most, and everyone stared at Wang Xiyao, waiting for him to agree, and then launched a shocking showdown of traditional Chinese medicine.
At this moment, Wang Xiyao opened his mouth, and with everyone's expectations, he said unhurriedly: "Don't gamble, the master said that gambling is a vice." ”
Han Fan almost lost his breath, this Wang Xiyao not only has a cheap mouth, but his face is not ordinarily thick.
"You TN don't play according to the routine!" Han Fan scolded.
"I don't write novels again, what kind of routine do I want. Wang Xiyao shook his legs and said shyly: "Besides, what is I like with an old dog, even if I win, it won't sound good to say, I don't want to be a human being." ”
Speaking of this, Yang Kaitai couldn't stand it anymore, and complained in his heart: "Obviously, you have been scolding others, and it is good to ignore people." ”
"Okay, little brother, how about you listen to me?" Yang Kaitai said.
"If there's a fart, let it go. ”
"Don't you want to see him learn to bark? As long as you win him, I will let him not only learn to bark, but also live like a dog in the future, what do you think?"
Han Fan was stunned for a moment after hearing this, looked at Yang Kaitai nervously, and smiled awkwardly: "Boss Yang, are you joking?" ”
"You look at me, do you seem to be joking?" Yang Kaitai's face sank like water, and a cold aura exuded from his body, "Didn't you say that he was a liar, what are you afraid of?" ”
Han Fan was speechless, lowered his head and looked at Wang Xiyao fiercely, eager to bite Wang Xiyao to death.
Wang Xiyao pondered for a while, and finally relented: "It's not impossible to compete with him, but I still have one condition." ”
"You say, you can do anything. ”
"How about using her for the content of the competition?" Wang Xiyao pointed at Fan Xiuxiu and said: "The two of us will give her a piece of poison, and then let the other party solve it, if anyone doesn't solve it, what if anyone loses?"
As soon as the content of the gambling fight came out, everyone was stunned, Fan Xiuxiu was a pregnant woman, not to mention what effect taking poison had on her body, if it affected the child in her belly, it would not be something that could be settled by a few dog barks.
"Let go of your mother's stinky fart!You little brute, believe it or not, my mother will chop you up now!" Fan Xiuxiu shouted and scolded.
"Little brother, you seem to have gone a little too far. Yang Kaitai said coldly.
Wang Xiyao scratched his head, tilted his head and said, "Boss Yang, in fact, I put forward this condition for your sake, you can think about it again." ”
"What do you mean by that?"
"There are a lot of people here, and I'm afraid that it won't affect me if I say it. Wang Xiyao smiled meaningfully, "I think let's talk about it in another place." ”
Yang Kaitai realized something, pondered for a while, and said to Wang Xiyao, "You come with me." ”
The two left the living room one after the other, and returned every once in a while.
As soon as Yang Kaitai returned to the living room, he sat down without saying a word, and said in a deep voice: "Han Fan, I have agreed to the conditions of the little divine doctor, so you two can start." ”
Wang Xiyao smiled and said to Han Fan: "Old dog, do you come first, or do I come first?"