Text Chapter 28 The Black Shop
For the time being, I can't make my soul faint, my grandfather is still waiting for this thing to see a doctor, hehe, when he sees his grandfather, can't he drink, the old lady gave him sweat medicine in the wine, and when he faints, the old lady will castrate him and let him be a dead eunuch for the rest of his life.
Thinking of this, Lan Lingling turned around angrily and continued to drive, Xiao Fenquan knocked on the steering wheel hard, taking the steering wheel as Lu Xiaomo's face, and almost smashed it.
In the barber shop, as soon as Lu Xiaomo's hair was cut, the whole person became energetic, and he just stood up and turned around.
Lan Lingling and Qu Yue'er's autumn-like eyes lit up instantly.
At this time, Lu Xiaomo lost his previous unkempt head to cover his face, revealing a smooth forehead, looking sunny and handsome, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, delicate facial features, thin lips and a smile, and there was even an intoxicating taste.
Nima, how is it like a different person.
Lu Xiaomo walked up to them, opened his lips lightly, and said narcissistically: "Don't fall in love with me, brother is just a legend." ”
The two beauties were stunned for a moment, knowing that they had lost their temper, their faces turned red, and their little faces drooped down shyly, and they no longer cared about this goods, so as not to cause trouble.
How can good skins be draped by dogs.
Next, the three of them went to the underground clothing city.
"Wow, this mall is so big. Lu Xiaomo looked around, very curious, this was his first time in a shopping mall in a big city.
The hall of thousands of square meters shocked Lu Xiaomo, and in broad daylight, it was filled with milky white lights, which illuminated the entire hall vividly.
Lan Lingling and the two glanced at Lu Xiaomo, and said with disdain in their hearts: "Hillbilly, I really haven't seen the world." ”
As he walked, Lu Xiaomo stopped suddenly, his eyes were like copper bells, and he looked at a plastic female model, attracted by her realistic silhouette.
The plastic model is draped in blonde hair, a beige T-shirt on the upper body, and the protruding part almost bursts the clothes, and there is an urge to have a nosebleed when I see it, and the mini skirt on the lower body ......
Lu Xiaomo unceremoniously put his hand into the plastic model's shirt and touched the two rabbits, why is it so hard?
When a waitress saw him like this, her eyes almost popped out, and she blushed and walked away.
Suddenly, Lu Xiaomo's eyes lit up, staring at the short skirt of the plastic model with bull's eyes, the corners of her mouth flowed out, and her hands couldn't help but take off her mini skirt.
The big red little Nene swallowed his saliva, and then faded the little Nene down......
Lan Lingling and Qu Yue'er suddenly found that Lu Xiaomo had lost it, and searched carefully, only to see that Lu Xiaomo stripped the lower body of a female plastic model, touched it, and wiped the hara from the corner of her mouth from time to time......
The eyes of the two beauties almost burst, their heads were dizzy, and they almost died on the ground.
Nima, what is this thing doing?
, why don't you die?
Heaven, earth, let a thunderbolt kill this thing.
Lu Xiaomo suddenly found that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, he was very puzzled, Lan Lingling and Qu Yue'er were not far from him, scratched their heads, and ran to the two beauties.
"Yue'er, Lingling, can any of you tell me why she doesn't have her underneath!
It turned out that they were in a group, and everyone pointed at the three of them, and they couldn't wait to eat the three of them.
"Sir, we don't know you, maybe you know the wrong person. Lan Lingling glanced at his mouth and said, pulled Qu Yue'er to turn around and leave, walking very fast, eager to get as far away from this plague god as possible.
???
You asked me to see your grandfather, and you don't know me yet.
What's wrong? Is it embarrassing to know me? Lu Xiaomo rubbed his eyebrows and cheekily followed.
The two beauties glanced at each other, and when they saw Lu Xiaomo following, their little hearts were almost frightened. Because, all the people on this level were looking at Lu Xiaomo with an angry look, and their eyes were covered with a layer of ice, and a sharp blade seemed to break through the ice, trying to shoot Lu Xiaomo into a hedgehog.
If you walk with him, you will definitely be injured by mistake, how thin the girl's face is, how can she have Lu Xiaomo's ability to carry and hit, and she will not be ashamed to die when she is stared at like this.
Therefore, the two beauties walked forward quickly, hoping to widen the distance, but no matter how fast Lu Xiaomo walked, he caught up in a few steps.
"Wait, beauty, you can't leave me. ”
Tian Meina and Qu Yue'er have the heart to kill him, there is no way, this floor can't be mixed, and it will attract people's eyes there, so they can only take the elevator to the negative second floor.
The two beauties walked in front, Lu Xiaomo followed behind, looking around, looking at the bustling underground shopping mall with great interest, I rely on, it is worthy of being a big city, it is much more magnificent than the small shop under his mountain, and all kinds of clothes are full of dazzling.
Suddenly, Lu Xiaomo saw a suit shop, and involuntarily walked over, I watched too much of the TV plot, the protagonist in the old boy was wearing a suit, with sunglasses in his eyes, and a machete in his hand, majestic, not to mention how awesome.
Lan Lingling saw that Lu Xiaomo actually walked into a suit shop, and pouted: "It's really tasteless, I actually fell in love with a suit." ”
"Lingling, let him go and see it, it's better to buy a casual one, we're still in a hurry. Qu Yue'er took her arm and said.
After that, he pulled Lan Lingling to a bench and sat down, but he didn't dare to go in with Lu Xiaomo, for fear that this thing would do something thunderous again.
With the help of the waiter, Lu Xiaomo changed into a suit and a pair of leather shoes, and laughed in front of the mirror.
"Handsome, really handsome, so handsome, that's it. Lu Xiaomo looked at the waiter and said narcissistically.
The waitress looked at him with disdain, and said in her heart, Nima, you are thick-skinned enough, you can only wear clothes and let others say that you are handsome, you talk to yourself, you are too shameless.
Lu Xiaomo walked up to the cashier, pointed to the suit on his body, and said with a big grin: "Beauty, how much does this outfit cost?"
"18,888 yuan. The cashier glanced at him, bowed her head and continued her work.
"What?18888!You are a black shop!" When Lu Xiaomo heard this number, his ears pricked up, and he almost turned into a big trumpet, and he suspected that he had heard it wrong, so he shouted directly.
You cheat me, after so many years, my master is so generous, he only gave me a total of 10,000 yuan, you are good, one mouth is almost 20,000.
Since I came in, your attitude towards me has not been respectful, and now you dare to pit the master, which is unbearable.
"Black shop, you are a black shop, are you so tricky?" Lu Xiaomo slapped the counter and shouted loudly.
The female cashier was startled, "Let's ...... first Sheng, we are not a black shop. ”
"And said that it's not a black store, two rotten clothes cost 20,000 yuan, what is it if it's not a black store?" Lu Xiaomo spat at at the stars, and said indignantly.
When the other waiters saw the quarrel here, they hurriedly gathered around, and when they heard the reason, they thought that Lu Xiaomo was unreasonable, so they came to kick the field, all of them stared at each other, and they were all gearing up.
"Hmph, poor ghost, no money, pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, take off your clothes and get out. The female manager walked over and shouted.
Lu Xiaomo couldn't see a group of beauties despising him like this, so he laughed loudly, "Haha...... I'm a poor ghost, are you blind? Believe it or not, I'm going to stone you to death with money. ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then glanced at Lu Xiaomo carefully, still looking poor and sour, listening to this tone, is he really a rich man?
Seeing that everyone was bluffed, Lu Xiaomo hugged his shoulders with both hands, high up.
A waiter said, "Okay, sir, will you pay?"
Lu Xiaomo instantly felt a pain in the egg, Nima, the was blown out, but he only had a thousand dollars on him, what should I do?