Chapter 012: Debunking
"Mr. Lawyer, the villagers have agreed to ask you a few questions on their behalf, which can be related to hundreds of thousands of Hong Kong dollars, so please answer well, answer loudly, and most importantly, answer after thinking about it. Zhang Heng stared at the lawyer with glasses and said loudly.
"Bastard, why don't you die!" the glasses lawyer cursed in his heart, and his voice grew louder before he knew it, "Okay, in order to satisfy the villagers, I'm happy to answer this little friend's question, but I won't pay attention to the nonsense." ”
"Rest assured, I'm asking the simplest questions, and as long as you're a lawyer, you'll be able to answer them easily. Zhang Heng smiled, "Then I'll start, listen carefully." ”
"First question, Mr. Lawyer, which school did you graduate from?"
The glasses lawyer's eyes were dripping behind the lenses, and he thought to himself: dead boy, the first question will be given to me, fortunately I am really prepared, otherwise the first question may be contained.
"Son, I graduated from the Faculty of Law of the University of Cambridge, otherwise I would not have been able to get a lawyer's license. ”
At this time, the law major of the local university in Hong Kong was not strong enough, and the graduates were not eligible to directly apply for the Xiangjiang lawyer license, and the vast majority of lawyers obtained a law degree in the United Kingdom and then applied for a lawyer's license.
"It turned out to be a top Cambridge student, disrespectful and disrespectful!" Zhang Heng clapped his hands, but his mouth did not pause, "The second question, as a Cambridge graduate, you must have heard of Xu Zhimo, as well as his famous poems related to Cambridge, can you name it?"
"Xu Zhimo, I've heard of it, but I don't know the poetry, my law studies are very heavy, where does the time come from to chant poetry, please understand. The glasses lawyer pushed down his glasses, and felt a chill in his heart.
"Count you cunning!" Zhang Heng was not discouraged, and made persistent efforts, "The third question." ”
"I said, son, how many questions are you going to ask, if you keep going like this, it will be dark. ”
"Just three questions, this is the last one!" Zhang Heng gritted his teeth and said, if the other party can still answer this question, then he will immediately go to Mrs. Norton and ask her to come forward to investigate this suspicious guy, he doesn't believe it, the lawyer invited by Xu Ping will really be a good **.
"The villagers have heard clearly, the last question, if I answer it, I believe you should also understand, who is delaying you?"
"May I ask what kind of lawyer you got your lawyer's license?" Zhang Heng ignored his smugness and asked lightly.
The glasses lawyer raised his eyebrows slightly, thought for a while, and said, "It's a lawyer's license." ”
"Wrong!" Zhang Hengda roared, startling him, Zhang Heng smiled, "Maybe you are too nervous, let me remind you, Xiangjiang's lawyer license is divided into three types: barrister, solicitor, and lawyer, which one do you get?"
"Yes, I remember, I have a lawyer's license. A sly glint flashed in the eyes of the glasses lawyer, this dead kid is too stupid, he told me the answer directly, it must be the best last, lawyer, I've heard of it, it should be translated as lawyer.
"Congratulations!" Zhang Heng applauded lightly and looked at him with a smile, "I got the wrong answer!"
"No way, a lawyer is a lawyer, don't lie to me, I have studied English. The glasses lawyer shouted.
"Did you learn it in Cambridge?" Zhang Heng pouted, turned around and beckoned to Li Zixian, "Just let our sixth grader of Lantian Primary School, Li Zixian's child come on the field to explain to you, sorry, I'll interject it, Li Zixian's child has just followed me to learn English for 3 days." ”
Under the gaze of countless people, Li Zixian's face was flushed, and he walked to the middle with fluttering steps, "Everyone, hello folks, I am Li Zixian, a sixth-grade student of St. Francis Lantian Charity Primary School, and my English teacher at school is Lu ......."
A few rotten cabbages were thrown up, and he was so frightened that he couldn't speak.
"It's okay, you can just explain. Zhang Heng put his arm around his trembling shoulders and comforted him in a whisper.
"Son, I believe in you, you can do it. Uncle Li patted his head gently, his gaze was extremely gentle.
Li Zixian straightened his chest suddenly, and his voice was unusually loud:
"Mr. Zhang taught us that there are two kinds of lawyers in Xiangjiang, junior lawyers, who are solicitors in English, and barristers who are often heard of in court and lawyers.
As for the lawyer that this so-called lawyer insists on, that is the American statement, and Xiangjiang and even the United Kingdom do not adopt this kind of statement, and naturally there is no such classification in law.
After answering, please instruct!"
Zhang Heng couldn't wait to kick him, why do you have to add the last sentence? He smiled at Uncle Li awkwardly, didn't look at his strange eyes, raised his hands and applauded slowly, "Folks, for Li Zixian, please come with some applause!"
"Whoa!" the audience applauded.
"They want to slip!" suddenly someone shouted.
The crowd surged up all of a sudden, forcing Xu Ping and the glasses lawyer who were about to get out of the crowd into the corner, and some people couldn't help but make a move.
"I've long seen that this kid is not authentic, his eyes are crooked, his mouth is slanted, and he is really not a good product!"
"As I said earlier, the government has come forward to confirm the matter, where is it so easy to turn the tables. ”
"Folks, listen to me, don't act impulsively, we call the police and wait for the police to deal with them. Zhang Heng was busy with Uncle Li to dissuade the excited residents.
"Okay, let's listen to Xiao Heng. Soon everyone fell silent.
Just when Zhang Heng was about to send someone to call the police, someone outside the crowd shouted: "Folks, slow down the police, slow down the police!"
A tall and thin old man squeezed in and bowed to everyone first, "Xu Ping is my nephew, and it was my lax discipline that made him almost cause a big disaster, and the old man is here to compensate everyone." ”
"Boss Lin, this matter was done by Xu Ping, it has nothing to do with you, so you don't have to get involved. Someone said.
"How can it have nothing to do with me!" Boss Lin wiped the corners of his eyes, crying like a complaint, "This child is also a poor person, his parents died early, I brought him up, I have no children and no daughters under my knees, so I expect to rely on him as a grave to worship a hundred years later, but I didn't expect what happened today." ”
He walked over and slapped Xu Ping hard, almost knocking him down, Xu Ping covered his face and cried.
Boss Lin also cried bitterly, wiped his face after a while, and bowed to everyone again, "I want to ask you to look at the face of the old man who has been serving Xiangzi wholeheartedly, raise your noble hand, let this child go, and the old man will have a good reward......!"