Chapter 108: The Mythical Yellow CD Incident (Part I)
"Love is relative, and those who have more strength may like those who have less strength. Jiang Hudong also began to pull lines for himself.
"Oh, so that's it, Jiang Hudong, do you like Nan Xiangmei's XI?" Jin Jidong understood very well what Jiang Hudong was going to say.
"Aha. Jiang Hudong and Liu Zaishi, two thirty-year-old bachelors, hugged each other ambiguously.
"Vitamins, vitamins for my soul. Jiang Hudong praised Nan Xiangmei so much.
"Huh. Nam Sang-mei covered her eyes, the burden from Jiang Hudong was so big.
"Hahahahaha Jiang Hudong himself felt embarrassed and took a half-circle around the venue. Shove Shen Zhenghuan hard!
"......" Shin Zhenghuan clutched his arm and got up from the ground in pain. Me again?
Poor MISS Shen has become Jiang Hudong's punching bag.
"Shin Jeong-hwan XI, it's not your turn yet. Why did it come out?" said Liu Zaishi. Everyone began to bury him en masse.
Shin Jung-hwan felt very ridiculous, did I come out on my own?
"I have a very amazing friend here today. The protagonist of the movie "Whirlwind Legs", Kim Yeon Wan XI. Yoo Jae-seok began to introduce Kim Yeon-wan. Kim Yeongwan came this time to promote the movie, he and Hyun Bin starred in a taekwondo-themed sports movie, sports movies are more popular in South Korea.
"Is there a scene in the film like a roundhouse kick?" asked MC Liu.
"Nenen. Jin Yewan agreed.
"Can you show us a little bit of the scene?" Mr. Liu said.
"I need a sparring partner. Jin Yiwan stood up and said that he wanted someone to cooperate.
"Sparring?!" Liu Zaishi was startled! He had some bad premonitions.
"Liu Jae-seok!" "Who else can there be, your main MC should not let go, Shin Jung-hwan retaliated and chose a candidate for everyone.
"Ah, me?" Liu Zaishi smiled bitterly. It's always me who gets hurt.
Jiang Hudong pushed him from behind, since I chose you, let's go out quickly.
Liu Sparring: "......"
"Has it already started?MC Liu, let's see what you're capable of. I'll choose X!" Shin Jung-hwan began to scold Yoo Jae-seok. MC Liu's Look at Your Ability is a part of the previous episodes of X-MAN, where MC Liu challenges some of the more difficult body movements. Not to mention, it's really like it.
"It's not this, it's just the whirlwind leg that has been taught to the end. Liu Zaishi said.
The two were demonstrating, and Jin Yi kicked Liu Zaishi's back pain. Jiang Hudong came out to avenge Liu Zaishi, but was also kicked back by Jin Yiwan. Jin Zhongguo pointed at Jiang Hudong from behind with interest: "It's so weak." "Bai is so big.
"Then Kim Yeon finished XI, and then we Kim Jong-min XI. Yoo Jae-seok introduced Kim Jong-min, "There are many first-time guests today, what would you like to tell them as a senior?" What does Professor Kim want to say to the new X-MAN students?
"Happiness is ......," Kim Jong-min said.
"Oh, Kim Jong-min's famous quote has started again. We're ready to take notes. Liu Zaishi said.
"Happiness does not belong to those who laugh......" Kim Jong-min pondered, and then the next sentence: "Alas?" seems to be memorized.
"Hahaha. "Li Shenglin and Jin Yeong, who usually have the best relationship with him, have a great time.
"Ah, laughter does not belong to happy people, happiness belongs to laughing people. Kim Jong-min said it again. Well, that's it.
"Ahh
"It's not over yet, it's not over yet. "Captain Jin looked at it and told MC Liu that it wasn't over.
"Oh, it's not over, let's go ahead. Liu Zaishi gestured.
Kim Jong-min continued: "If you laugh one more time, the camera will shoot you one more time. This is the core of his words, it is really full of Kim Jongmin's style!
Next, I introduced Nan Xiangmei, who is as innocent as white jade: "Nan Xiangmei XI, welcome." ”
Nan Xiangmei nodded around: "Hello everyone." ”
"There is one who once asked us to keep the atmosphere down when interviewing Minami Sang-mi, wanting to hear what Nam Sang-mi is saying. Liu Zaishi spoke at length.
"Is it Jiang Hudong?" Shen Zhenghuan ignored this stubble and directly exposed the truth of the matter.
"Hahaha, it's K. Liu Zaishi left Jiang Hudong a little thin noodles, and then turned his head and asked Nam Sang-mei: "What do you think about his concern for you?"
"Huh. Nan Xiangmei felt that Yali was so big, and she hesitated for a long time and was very embarrassed: "Hmm...... I don't quite understand. ”
"People say they don't understand. Liu Zaishi said to Jiang Hudong. Your intentions are not accepted.
Jiang Hudong was very cold.
"I don't understand what I mean on TV, but I hate him very much. Shen Zhenghuan explained faintly beside him, and began to take revenge on Jiang Hudong for bullying him just now.
"Hahahahaha. "Jiang Hudong's heart has been fed to the dog.
After saying a word, Shin Zhenghuan felt that it was not enough, and continued to give Jiang Hudong a fatal blow with his mouth: "As far as I know, Jiang Hudong and Nan Xiangmei's parents are of the same age." Minami Sang-mi's parents should be very nervous. ”
Hahaha, Jiang Hudong fell directly to the ground. How old are you?
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Li Shenglin was assigned to the Jiang team this time, and the four men on the Jin team were all surnamed Jin.
The first official part was the Unity Ride, and the warm-up race before the official competition introduced a new game called Push Cushion. The general rules of this game are to pile up two piles of cushions high in the center of the field, and each team has a player from each team who sits on the cushions and pushes each other's hands.
"Next, I would like to ask Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Eun-hye to give us all a demonstration!" Kang Hu-dong temporarily took over the role of MC to announce the candidate for the demonstration for Yoo Jae-seok. Everyone applauded and welcomed.
"After you put your legs crossed......" Yoo Jae-seok explained while demonstrating himself. It's just that a bunch of soft and fluttery mats add up to half a meter high, and it is really difficult for people to find the center of gravity if they sit on it high and soft.
Liu Zaishi is like this, as soon as he finished half a sentence, he was about to fall backwards, "Oh~~~~~~~~~"
The complete opposite is that Yoon Eun-hye sits on the mat with her ass and is steady. This thing has nothing to do with people's sense of balance, only with people's inertia. From a physical point of view, this is called the greater the mass, the greater the inertia. The title of the young girl is really not called in vain.
Yoon Eun-hye pulled him by the hand, and the two of them sat down and began to formally demonstrate.
"The first side to fall to the ground is considered a failure. Liu Zaishi said. The two raised their palms to face each other, but it was the first time to set up a competition site, the production team had no experience, and the distance between the two was a bit large, and Liu Zaishi stretched out his arm to barely touch Yin Eunhui.
It's okay now, Liu Zaishi, who is thin and light, is like a little stupid bird who has just learned to fly, and his two arms flutter and almost crash into Yin Eunhui's arms!
"This, hehehehe......" Liu Zaishi smiled with great embarrassment, what has become of this.
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After the unity horseback ride was over, it was time for the half-time session, and the program that had a great response after the broadcast: of course.
In the first round, Lee Seung Rin knocked out Kim Jong-min with You Like Shin Ji, and the next appearance for the Kim team was Kim Yeon-wan. These two brothers are acquaintances, and Jin Yiwan held Li Shenglin's hand and encouraged him: "Come on!"
"You, did you learn the whirlwind leg in your village's gymnasium?" Li Shenglin attacked first.
"Of course. "This attack is nothing to Jin Yongwan. "You love me. "Jin Yong finished playing himself.
"Of course. ", damn. Li Shenglin scolded in his heart, waved his hand and began to fight back: "The mythical six people are all." ”
"Of course. Jin Yongwan didn't think so, he was a, and he didn't care about dragging all six members of the myth into the water. "Do you pluck your leg hair every morning?"
"......" Li Shenglin subconsciously glanced down, how do you know that I have a lot of leg hair?
"You're X-MAN!" Li Shenglin infinitely poured dirty water on Jin Yanwan's head.
He immediately reacted, and quickly waved his hand to admit, "Of course." ”
It's true when it's true, but you're too obvious, buddy!
"SEE, HE'S X-MAN!" HE ADMITTED. Li Shenglin pointed to Jin Yiwan and said excitedly to the people around him. Just now, he showed his horse's feet in an instant!
"Yes, I'm X-MAN. Jin Yongwan tried his best to keep his face straight and not let his confusion come out. Seriously began to fight back: "Did you stick all the leg hair you plucked to your chin!"
......!!!!! "Damn!" Li Shenglin couldn't lift anything he lifted. Paralysized, my brother began to grow a beard for the reshoot of the movie, and he was actually attacked with leg hair on his face!
In fact, after the creation of the five episodes, Li Shenglin had a few more inspirations out of thin air, and recently he was making up some footage with Li Xiaoli, and after Li Shenglin and Li Xiaoli broke up, he was drunk and dreamed of death, so he grew a beard, and now it seems that the effect is really TM dick explosion!
The second team of the Jiang team to come out was Shin Jung-hwan, who was tortured by Jiang Hudong today, and he and Kim Yeon-wan stared at each other, looking for a place on each other's bodies where they could attack.
As soon as Jin Yongwan won, he attacked first: "Are your shoulders getting narrower and narrower?" Miss Shen's shoulders are growing more and more towards the opposite side of the man's broadness.
Heh! Shin Jeong-hwan faced a huge crisis as soon as he appeared!
"Hahaha, come back, come back quickly. Jiang Hudong wanted to call him back, but as soon as he appeared, he was attacked like this, and the morale of the team was too bad.
Shen Zhenghuan glanced at his shoulders, is it really narrower? He clenched his teeth tightly, closed his eyes and raised his head and exhaled fiercely, shouting to cheer himself up: "Of course!"
"You, do you spend more time working out than you spend in the recording studio?" Shin Jung-hwan fought back.
"......" Jin Yi's eyes drifted for a moment, and his mind began to calculate. I go to the singing room three times a week for two hours each time, and I work out twice for three hours each time. If you do the math, it seems to be really the same......
No, it's a game now, how can I think about that. Jin Yanwan waved his hand quickly: "Of course." You're spending more time in front of the computer than in the studio!"
"Of course. Shin Zhenghuan waved his hand. "You, don't you like ***?"
Hmmm, Kim was shocked! This is despicable!
"Hahaha. All the fans of mythology are watching it. Jiang Hudong said this beside him.
Jin Yongwan wanted to wave his hand to admit the attack, but he couldn't help but squirt out directly after thinking about it. , pornography, ......
"There seems to be a problem with the two of them, and they must have a secret underground deal. Kim Jong Kook also saw that they had a premeditated plan.
Jin Yewan took a step forward and grabbed Shin Zhenghuan over and whispered, "Don't be like this, didn't we say okay?"
After Jin Yong finished discussing, Shen Zhenghuan took a step back: "Then it's good to start again." ”
Kim Yeongwan originally wanted to wait for other attacks, but Shin Jung-hwan's attack this time was even sharper: "You, borrowed 3 pornographic discs from me!"
Why is this so painful?