Chapter 238: Deflated
When I lifted him up, not only did he have two bright red nosebleeds on his face, but even the rest of his face was stained with mud from sweat.
Now he is pitiful and ridiculous, but what about us, these professional ghosts are extremely professionally trained. You won't laugh out loud unless you have to!
But now that I and the little fat man are staring at each other for a long time, what to do, the more I look at it, the more I want to laugh!
I'm sorry, I still didn't hold back in the end, "poof" laughed out loud, and Yexun, who was sitting on the side and drinking tea, stared at me blankly.
Obviously, he caught me off guard.
After I laughed and finally stopped breathing, he leisurely mended the knife in the back: "Lord Bai is in a good mood for a day." The coffin board is pressed on the door of the head, and I still have the heart to laugh!"
I thought I was good enough to get used to the appearance of Yexun's poisonous tongue, but I really didn't expect him to be able to make up for it in such a timely manner when I made a fool of myself.
I originally thought that after the two of us had different feelings, she might be more affectionate to me, or I to him, than before.
But I didn't expect it, I didn't expect this guy, obviously he can't change what he eats, and even after we have a deep revolutionary friendship, he can still say such things to me!
For some reason, my heart ached.
But there is no way. Now except for the little fat man, except for Yan Yue, just me and him are here.
The reason why I made such a look that I usually look like is hypocritical is because I want to show my true self in front of him so much.
Yexun has a kind of magic, a kind that can make me take off my guard and be a good Bai Ningzhi in front of him.
I remember from afar that I seemed to be some kind of princess at that time, but it didn't matter, one day hundreds of years ago, to me now, it was just a drop in the ocean.
The most important thing now is to live in the present! As for the present, it is to interrogate that nasty little fat man!
I've already tried all the tricks, and I'm almost stabbing him in the stomach with a knife.
I didn't expect this soft bone to have a hard mouth, I realized all the eighteen martial arts, and he didn't even open his mouth to say a word.
Oh no, I don't think I said a word I wanted to hear.
The little fat man was explaining the whole time, excusing himself, what, I didn't do it, it's none of my business, I don't know anything!
I won't tell you these words, my ears are going to hear the cocoon, which ghost who went into the netherworld and was punished, didn't they all say it?
Look, who of them have I ever believed, I believe you are a ghost! This little dead fat man is very bad!
The coercion and temptation just now, even soft grinding and hard bubbles, did not work on the little fat man. I'm getting a little discouraged.
I had to cast my eyes for help on Yexun: "What to do, he still refuses to say." There's nothing I can do to deal with him!"
Yexun's beautiful eyes came over, holding a bowl of blue and white porcelain tea cup in his slender and white hand, and picked up the tea lid with one hand and plucked the tea foam on the noodles.
"Even the white people have nothing to do, and it is not good to say anything more that night, and he has said all kinds of good things to this military master. Then the next thing will be a lot of offense!"
I'm secretly looking forward to it. Ye Xun, who can say such a thing, must have already had an idea in his heart.
I don't know what perfect idea it was to make him feel confident to this point.
I clapped my hands and jumped up to his side, and unceremoniously took the teacup from his hand.
Yexun pursed his lips and didn't say anything.
He had nothing left in his hands now, so I sat in his original seat, and the Night Watch now went on to torture the little fat man in the next round.
That guy wouldn't think that we would still be like before, scare him, obviously when Yexun walked out, his disdain was a little more.
I've seen a lot of the little fat man's appearance, and in the few days I've been with him, he hasn't looked at me like that.
The first time I was glared at by him like this, I almost didn't get angry half to death, where have I suffered such a crime before? I said that I was stared at, and even when they saw me, they didn't even dare to breathe more.
Oh, this is a bit exaggerated, they don't dare to come out, it's all out of breath.
In fact, this also proves that I only deal with the dead, and never deal with the living.
Since the little fat man, he wants to challenge me to this, then I will shoot my most effective little follower-Yexun, and go teach him a good lesson!
Just when I thought that maybe I would go out in high spirits, I would be shown what a perfect torture method would be.
As a result, just as I was happily holding the tea cup and preparing to watch the play, maybe that guy actually conjured an itch from his hand?
At that moment, I could barely believe my eyes, and I even rubbed my hands several times in disbelief.
No, is that what he should have come up with? Anyway, he can be regarded as a real prestige figure, so he won't just use this trick on this little bit of skill of the interrogator, right?
"Lord Night, did you take the wrong thing?" I was afraid that my eyes would deceive me, so I was on the safe side.
In order to ensure that Yexun's tall image does not collapse in my heart. I also asked tentatively.
As a result, I never expected that the power that I didn't finish fighting before the thunder had now fallen on me.
I never thought that the guy in Yexun, after showing a smile like an April spring breeze, actually nodded shamelessly.
"You're right, Lord Bai, I'm going to use this kind of soft means to force him to submit!"
I squirted out a mouthful of tea before I swallowed it in my throat, choking on the water in my nostrils, and I pounded my chest and asked very bitterly, "Shouldn't you go out and cut him hard, why do you want to use this to make me look down on you?"
Immediately, Ye Xun smiled softly, and then turned the itch in his hand very proudly: "Lord Bai, just take a look, anyway, this one is much more effective than our sword." ”
I had a look of distrust and disdain.
Ye Xun took his tickle like this, and approached the little fat man in high spirits.
Needless to say, the little fat man did not feel the slightest fear when he saw the non-lethal tool, on the contrary, the look of disdain on his face was much heavier than mine.
Very good, very good, you just slowly hit Yexun like this!
But some people don't notice these things now, he's so stubborn and so firmly immersed in his own world that it doesn't make sense for anyone around you to try to wake him up.
The only way to make him sober up is to slap him in the face with the reality of reality, so that he can recognize himself and prevent himself from being too self-righteous!