Chapter 3: The remnant stars are counted and the geese are crossed, and the flute is leaning against the building

In a blur, Zhuo Jun felt a little dazzling light flash in front of him.

"Is there really a heaven? Damn, people like me die and go to heaven? Well, it's a natural and just thing. If I don't go to heaven, who can get in? I don't have the qualifications, who does?"

Finally, Zhuo Junyi opened his eyes with great effort, and then was taken aback. There are fairies in heaven, but this paradise doesn't seem to be very high-grade, it seems to be a thatched house, and they are lying on a pile of weeds. Zhuo Jun staggered to his feet, looked at the fairy in front of him, and then tried to put on a personable smile, and stretched out his hands:

"Hello, my name is Zhuo Junyi. ”

The fairy in front of her smiled and took a step forward and stretched out her hand. Then Zhuo Junyi flew out, broke through the hut and flew out directly.

Zhuo Junyi, who was in a daze, stood up again: The fairy can actually beat people. But why hit yourself? Looking up, the fairy smiled and was already in front of her. This time, Zhuo Junyi was much more cautious, and said in a soft tone as much as possible:

"Sister fairy, it's just a handshake, why bother beating someone, if you don't like it, don't shake it. ”

The extremely beautiful fairy stretched out her hand, and Zhuo Jun was overjoyed and hurriedly stretched out his hand. However, the slender jade hand changed its tricks halfway through, clenched its fists and hooked it, which was quite neat and neat. In Zhuo Junyi's scream, he flew five or six meters high before he landed with a thud and fell to the ground, but fortunately, the ground was soft grass, and Zhuo Junyi barely left his life.

"Damn, you are so fuckingly insane, I recruited you to provoke you? Heaven can beat people casually? Fairies can beat people casually?" Zhuo Jun lay on the ground and groaned.

In fact, Zhuo Junyi knew that this was not heaven at all, and the beauty in front of him was not a fairy. What heaven and hell, Zhuo Jun doesn't believe it all. What's more important is that the severe pain on his body at this moment is extremely real, the hills and woods in the distance, the blue sky and white clouds in the sky are extremely real. But having said that, such a fresh and clear blue sky and white clouds, Zhuo Junyi has never seen it a few times on the earth, and at this moment Zhuo Junyi has a strong sense of trance and hazy unreality.

"I probably didn't die. But the situation in front of him was chaotic, completely beyond the scope of Zhuo Junyi's brain that could be imagined and handled, and judging by the speed, strength, and angle of the two shots of the beauties in front of him, he might not even be able to beat someone with a finger. So Zhuo Jun is talking such nonsense, otherwise this beauty doesn't say a word, just do it, who the hell can stand it?

After a while, the beauty didn't react, as if she had no intention of doing it again, Zhuo Jun took a long breath and asked cautiously:

"Girl, are you inconvenient to speak, can you understand what I say?"

"Shut up and listen to me. The beauty finally spoke.

"Okay, you say. Seeing that the beauty's hand moved slightly, Zhuo Junyi's careful liver immediately jumped and quickly covered his mouth with his hand. At the same time, he didn't forget to scold in his heart: "Who the hell won't let you say it? ”

"This is a planet called Laporte, about 2 million light-years away from the solar system. ”

"What, 2 million light years?" Zhuo Jun danced with one hand.

The beauty took a step forward, grabbed one of Zhuo Junyi's hands, and a beautiful over-the-shoulder fell made Zhuo Junyi kiss the earth affectionately again.

Zhuo Junyi on the ground had forgotten the pain, and his mind was completely filled with the phrase "2 million light years". The entire solar system is not 1 light-year, and he is actually 2 million light-years away at the moment?

"What's the situation? Lao Tzu has crossed over? It's not bad to be with this beautiful woman in front of you for a lifetime, although it's a little stronger. Zhuo Jun must have come to his senses, scolded a few words, and then asked cautiously:

"So, you're an alien?"

"No, I am also from the earth, and I am still Chinese. You can shut up now and listen to me, or I can't guarantee that I'll be able to hold my hand. Zhuo Jun covered his heart and liver with one hand and his mouth with the other, and then nodded desperately like a chicken pecking rice.

"The name Laporte was given to the man in front of me who seems to be French, and I don't know what it means. The environment here is similar to that on Earth, where humans can live. So saying, the beautiful woman pointed to a forest in front of her, and continued:

"There are some small animals, rabbits, pheasants, mice, etc., that you can catch and eat, and there are some wild fruits in the woods, all of which are not poisonous, and most of them don't taste very good, but occasionally there are some sweet and sour ones that are delicious. There is a lake not far from the woods, and a little further afield, there is a large river that leads to the ocean, and you can catch fish if you can. Well, from now on, you have to try to survive here. Also, remember, everything in that hut is mine, and you have nothing but the outfit you're wearing. Do you understand?"

Zhuo Jun nodded blankly. It's too unbelievable, even with Zhuo Junyi's nervous strip and the mentality that everything is not at ease and everything doesn't matter, it is difficult to accept it for a while.

The arrogant, irascible beauty continued:

"You're here because you signed that agreement before you died, volunteering to be a guinea pig and be studied. As for what to study, or who to study, I don't know. Because the guy in front of me didn't tell me either. But one thing is for sure – we're really a guinea pig for experiments, locked up in this lab made from the whole planet. ”

Zhuo Jun was expressionless, but he was happy in his heart: "The environment here is not bad, and there is a big beauty next to it." As for the guinea pig, study it or something, let it go, who cares about those things: if you have the ability, come and study me, Lao Tzu will stand here and let you study it thoroughly. ”

The beautiful woman next to her thought that Zhuo Junyi hadn't accepted all this, so she comforted:

"Don't worry, there is nothing wrong here except for doing it yourself. You've been lucky to run into a Chinese like me. When I came, I was met by an African aunt. I can speak two words of English, but it's African, and it took us a whole year just to communicate. ”

"Isn't there the person in front of you, where are they all gone?"

"Dead, Big African died a year ago, that's why you can come. There were just the two of us here. The planet is one-third the size of the Earth, with only this small piece of land and oceans all around. There's a map in the house, you can borrow it later, but give it back to me. Only when I die, then everything is yours. ”

"Are we going to die here?" Zhuo Junyi still didn't understand what was in front of him.

"You're smart, but you don't have to die of old age. There are other things that are more dangerous, so you better be careful. ”

Danger, Zhuo Jun doesn't care. What Zhuo Junyi cares about is the big beauty in front of him.

"Beauty, what's your name?"

The beauty's right hand stretched out again, Zhuo Junyi had been on guard this time, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to block, but the strength from his hand was amazing. There is no suspense, and it is an over-the-shoulder fall without any fancy and simply practical.

Zhuo Junyi, who was lying on the ground, said with a bitter face:

"Hey, can we talk properly? You killed me, how lonely and lonely you must be here alone. ”

"Okay, I'll try to control it. The reason for this, I just want to tell you that here, I am the boss, you are the younger brother, and everything will listen to me in the future. Yours, understand?" the beauty looked at Zhuo Junyi playfully.

"Understood, understood. The younger brother understands it completely. "was accepted as a junior brother, Zhuo Jun couldn't ask for it.

"Actually, I'm doing this for your good. There was a guy six months ago, and I was halfway through my sentence, and that guy went crazy, because he was still a tall, athletic American. ”

"Don't worry about this, I'm very bold, and I will never go crazy. What about the crazy man?" Zhuo Jun promised.

"It's crazy, it's going to be hard to live. In the end, I don't know where he went, and now that you're here, it means that he must be dead. There was a hint of sadness in the beauty's tone, and in such a hopeless environment, she had to face the torture of life and death all the time.

But I have to say that this trick of this beautiful girl is quite effective, after a few violent contacts with the ground, the physical pain has greatly alleviated the psychological impact. Zhuo Junyi accepted such an incomprehensible thing so quickly, and a lot of credit should be attributed to the violence of this beautiful girl. The beauty is reluctant to say her name, and Zhuo Jun is fortunate to call her a "beautiful girl" in her heart, but she looks at it secretly, and she really deserves it.

"In the future, if the next person comes, Lao Tzu will be ten times more violent, and he won't be able to kill you. Zhuo Jun thought to himself. But he quickly remembered that only if the beautiful girl or himself died, the next person could come, and in this case, the next person should never come.

"Seeing that you have just arrived, and everyone is Chinese, I will treat you to the first meal." Liangniu waved her hand and said generously.

This kindness almost made Zhuo Jun fall to the ground and cry bitterly. But not to mention, Liangniu cooked a pot of broth, plus some picked wild fruits, it was quite hearty. After being thrown a few times, Zhuo Jun, who was already hungry, gnawed on an unknown wild fruit in his mouth and asked:

"What do you usually do, and what am I going to do?"

"Training. Until one day we can get out of here. Before, it was the African aunt who trained me, and now, it's time for me to train you. Then, the pretty girl smiled maliciously:

"It's a little cruel, but don't be afraid, I'm usually gentle. ”

Zhuo Junyi automatically ignored the word training and the intimidation of the beautiful girl, but instead grasped the key:

"Get out of here? Are you saying we can get out of here out of thin air after we've trained? Volleys are empty? Funny ghosts aren't funny, okay? That's 2 million light years. ”

The beautiful girl was stunned, when she said this, it really seemed that she was playing. On the earth in 2108, the popularity of knowledge is quite high, and universities have long been basic and compulsory, and everyone has some general knowledge of physics and astronomy. Instead of believing this, it is better to believe that Zhuo Junyi himself is God.

Looking at the silly beautiful girl, Zhuo Jun couldn't bear it and asked:

"Have you ever thought that this is actually Earth, or a part of the solar system? I really don't believe that human technology can send a person 2 million light-years away, and we haven't even really walked out of the solar system, maybe all this, this whole is a hoax. ”

"Do you know the stars? You can see for yourself at night to see if this is the Milky Way. Also, I never said that the earthlings sent us here. Everyone who comes here will have you like that. I've walked through every part of this land, and it doesn't look like a certain part of the planet at all. Forget it, anyway, there will be time in the future, so you can toss it slowly. Well, you don't understand until you've tossed around, but tomorrow, your training will begin. The beautiful girl looked silent, and Zhuo Jun, who watched it, couldn't help but feel sad.

Zhuo Junyi still couldn't believe all this, he didn't leave here, he had to look at the stars at night and see it clearly. Liangniu knew that Zhuo Junyi had to fully accept the situation in front of her, so she didn't show any violence, just sat quietly on the side.

The stars rose little by little, and Zhuo Junyi's heart sank little by little. Andromeda, Sagittarius, the familiar Big Dipper, and the Milky Way are all gone. In its place, there is a more complex, brilliant map of the distribution of the stars, which is not the Milky Way at all.

"It's a big joke, you don't have to be so outrageous in your dreams. Although Zhuo Junyi showed an optimistic attitude in the front, it was just his usual instinctive reaction. After calming down, I felt an inexplicably heavy and suffocating sense of oppression.

After a while, Zhuo Junyi spoke with difficulty:

"Is it really possible to volley 2 million light-years?"

"I'd love to tell you maybe, but I don't know. Liangniu's tone was calm, she had actually thought about these questions countless times.

"Did you say the aliens sent us, or did they capture us?"

"I guess. ”

"Can you fly?" Zhuo Junyi asked suddenly.

"No, it won't. Liangniu's frank answer made Zhuo Jun lose the courage to even raise a trace of fantasy. Liangniu ignored Zhuo Junyi, and then said:

"You don't think we're going to fly back to Earth, do you? ”

"That's right, there must be wormholes, maybe there are on this planet, you must not have looked for it carefully before, I'll help you find it tomorrow." ”

"Did you go to school? Do you know what a wormhole is? If there was a wormhole on this asteroid, everything here would have been gone for a long time. Even if there is a wormhole, it is on it. She pointed to the starry sky above her head.

As soon as Zhuo Jun raised his head, he felt for the first time that those twinkling stars were really annoying, as if an extremely ignorant naughty child completely ignored your feelings and teased you without scruples. In fact, Zhuo Junyi is not so uncommon-sense, but his brain suddenly showed off, and he was incoherent, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

In order to impress Zhuo Junyi again, Liangniu came to an over-the-shoulder fall again. As a result, Zhuo Junyi lay motionless on the ground, not knowing whether he was fainted, scared stupid or pretended. Liangniu was unceremonious, and kicked Zhuo Junyi's waist, but with skill, Zhuo Junyi flew out and rolled a few laps and then landed, but he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

"Tomorrow an hour after sunrise, we will assemble and your training will begin. Don't try to run around or avoid me, this place is so big, I'm more familiar with it than you. If you dare to run away and be caught by me, I won't be so gentle now. Okay, find yourself a place to spend the night, and remember to stay at least two thousand meters away from me, or I'll throw you out." ”

Seeing that Zhuo Junyi still didn't move, Liangniu continued:

"You can't be scared, are you? Well, there are only those little mammals on land, nothing threatening, no snakes or anything, no poisonous plants. When you're hungry, go pick some fruit to eat, although you can't fill your stomach, but you can't kill anyone, when you're thirsty, go to the water's edge and drink some water, such a simple thing, do you have to take care of you?"

Zhuo Junyi reluctantly stood up and looked around at the dark surroundings. I wasn't afraid, but when I heard Liangniu say this, I always felt that there was something to pounce out in the dark, so Zhuo Junyi still didn't move.

"Do you have to force me to do it? Hear me clearly, now, give me - get out. ”

Zhuo Junyi had no choice but to roll, along the small ridge where Liangniu's wooden house was located, stepping on the starlight, Zhuo Junyi "rolled" all the way to a piece of grass that was flat and relatively bright. But he couldn't sleep, and when he looked up, there were so many stars, densely twinkling, like a large pancake covered with full sesame seeds.

"The pancakes are so delicious. Zhuo Junyi muttered, recalling the taste of the baked cake, and then recalled his life:

"I've spent my years in vain, and I'm tired

Like all poets who dream as horses

Time flies, and there is not a drop left. ”