Chapter 662

What are cucumbers used for?

When everyone in the hall heard this, they immediately thought about it.

When the medical doctor Song Wei heard this, he immediately said proudly: "The benefits of cucumber are more, first, it can promote the body's metabolism and discharge toxins." Second, it inhibits the conversion of sugars into fats, which is beneficial to the lungs, stomach, heart, liver and excretory system. Third, cucumbers have bitters in them......"

Listening to his endless tirade, Ye Haochuan couldn't help shaking his head, rambling, annoying?

Finally waited for him to finish speaking, Ye Haochuan said: "Brother Song Wei really deserves to be a doctor of medicine, I remember it so clearly, admire, admire, but I want to ask weakly, in addition to the benefits of Brother Song Wei's list, is there anything else?"

Song Wei was stunned for a moment and said, "That's all." This is what I have sorted out after studying medicine for many years. ”

Haochuan shook his head with a smile and said, "Brother Song Wei's answer is detailed, but it is not comprehensive enough......

Song Wei's face was a little unpleasant, and he said unconvinced: "Then what do you mean, what else does this cucumber have for other uses?"

"Of course, of course......" Ye Haochuan laughed.

"What else is there to use?" Song Wei asked with a cold face.

"First of all, use cucumber to apply a mask!" Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

I'll it!

Song Wei was speechless.

When everyone else heard this, they all fell for it, but then again, it was a use.

"Secondly, for some women, cucumbers also have the benefit of relieving itching!" Ye Haochuan continued to laugh without being shocked.

Silence! Absolute silence!

Many people in the audience were adults, and they were stunned on the spot, this guy is really shameless, this kind of thing can be said!

Especially the women in the hall, all of them were red-faced, and they couldn't help but secretly scold him for being shameless, but if you think about it carefully, the cucumbers are thick and thorny, comparable to vibrators, and their use is not small.

And at this moment, Kou Jing was so ashamed that he couldn't help himself, but Old Man Kou couldn't help shaking his head, this kid is really shameless, no one can beat him!

"Shameless!" but Yang Gongcheng on the stage stood up and scolded angrily.

Damn, dare to say that the master is shameless, this guy is number one!

Ye Haochuan said with a hippie smile: "Who are you!"

Yang Gongcheng sneered: "You are a school doctor who deserves to know who I am?"

Who do you think you are? I don't deserve to know who you are?

Ye Haochuan laughed and said, "Yes, I'm just a small school doctor, of course I don't deserve to know who you are, and I don't need to know who you are, anyway, you are just a nobody who hides your head and tail." ”

"What?, a nameless person who hides his head and tail?" Yang Gongcheng's lungs were about to explode, and he said proudly, "I, Yang Gongcheng, a professor of medicine at XX University, how can I hide my head and show my tail? What a joke!"

OMG, Professor of Medicine at XX University!

The crowd at the scene was even more uproar, there was just a medical doctor, and now there is another medical professor.

Damn, are medical professors amazing? Can they be eaten? Can they stop itching?

Ye Haochuan smiled disdainfully: "What about the medical professor of XX University? It's useless to talk more, let's wait for a while to see the real chapter." ”

Song Wei came out to make up for the knife and said: "You are a school doctor, if you want to compare with us, you are simply a grasshopper shaking a tree. ”

"Boring!" Ye Haochuan glanced at him with disdain, no longer arguing with this group of people who felt good about themselves.

Right and wrong, good or bad medical skills, everyone present has their own judgment.

……

Mr. Kou is a family of traditional Chinese medicine, and his medical skills are already famous, and at his birthday banquet, naturally there are patients who come here.

When they heard that they were going to be cured, someone immediately stood up and stepped up to the stage.

The first patient, about 60 years old, suffered from hyperuricemia, gout attacks, pain in the limbs, and could not stand and walk.

Song Wei was the first to rush out, first inquired about the patient's condition, and then took the pulse for a while, he was already a little sure in his heart, and sarcastically said to Ye Haochuan: "Doctor Ye, you also come to try? Don't even judge the condition accurately, it will be a shame." ”

Damn, as soon as the master makes a move, there will be nothing to do with you.

Ye Haochuan knew that Song Wei was sarcastic about him, glanced at him contemptuously, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, I see a doctor, I only look at the diagnosis, and I can diagnose the disease without taking the pulse." ”

The audience was in an uproar, and he could diagnose the symptoms without looking at the diagnosis without taking the pulse? This kid is too arrogant, isn't he? Even those old Chinese medicine doctors who can be called national hands, no one dares to be so arrogant, right?

Song Wei and the other young doctors who participated in the competition also shook their heads, the school doctor is the school doctor, the standard is too low!

"Let's make a plan together. Whoever has better medical skills will naturally know. Old Man Kou said.

"Then we will make a fool of ourselves in front of Kou Lao. They replied.

Immediately, someone handed over pen and ink, and everyone wrote down their own plans.

Song Wei saw that Ye Haochuan had finished writing, and said sarcastically: "Doctor Ye, have you finished writing?"

Ye Haochuan said disdainfully: "Why don't you dare?"

The two of them opened the plan at the same time, and they both wrote: "Poria cocos acid pills." ”

Song Wei looked at Ye Haochuan's plan and found that there was a lack of psyllium in his prescription.

"Even a simple prescription like Poria cocos acid pills can be written to leak a medicine, and the school doctor is the school doctor, and the level is not good. Song Wei didn't understand Ye Haochuan's intentions at all, and thought that his medical skills were not enough, and he missed the letter.

"What, one less medicine?"

"In the end, it is a school doctor, the level is average, and even the prescription can be written less medicine. ”

The audience also ridiculed Ye Haochuan, making Song Wei even more proud.

"I don't have psyllium in my prescription. Ye Haochuan ignored everyone's ridicule and said calmly.

"Psyllium is a diuretic, if the recipe is missing this flavor medicine, I am afraid that it will not be able to discharge the acid guided by Poria cocos...... Your prescription is simply murdering for money, and you are a disgrace to our medical community. Song Wei said viciously.

Ye Haochuan ignored Song Wei: "If you guess correctly, this uncle has already used Poria Cocos Acid Lowering Pills, but the effect is slight." ”

The patient hurriedly nodded: "You are right, I have taken twelve doses of Poria Cocos Acid Pills, but it has no effect, so I came to ask Old Man Kou to see if there is a chance to find a better treatment plan." ”

"No way. Poria Cocos Acid Lowering Pill has a miraculous effect on lowering uric acid, how can it not be useful?" Song Wei interrupted the patient.

"Some people think that they have read more books and are proud, so they rush out to see a doctor, but in fact, it is just a piece of paper. Ye Haochuan said to Song Wei.

Song Wei was unconvinced and said: "Then you say, look, why can't my Poria cocos acid pills, you can add less psyllium Poria acid pills?"

Ye Haochuan said with a smile: "Just now I visited the patient and found that the patient was a typical finch pecking pulse. What is a finch pecking at the pulse? It is like a pulse, fast, and uneven rhythm, and after stopping, it moves again, like a bird pecking at food. ”

Song Wei was stunned for a moment, and immediately grabbed the patient's hand, and sure enough, the patient's pulse was just as Ye Haochuan said.

But immediately, his face changed, oh my God, just by looking at the diagnosis, you can see the pulse, this kid is incredible!

"Even if it's a peck on the pulse, what does that have to do with you adding less psyllium?" Song Wei decided to ask shamelessly.

"Why should I tell you?" Ye Haochuan smiled, "However, if you ask me, I might as well tell you." ”

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