.

Everyone avoided it, covered their noses one after another, held back their nausea and tilted their heads to the side.

Lu Xiaomo looked at the dumbfounded Song Xiqing and ordered: "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and help Wang Xiaoqing to do what I do, press the two fingers to the root of the tongue, and touch the tonsils." ”

Song Xiqing is a girl after all, she has seen such a scene there, Wang Xiaoqing's face is pale, there is no bloodshot, she looks a little human, Song Xiqing has no ability to pay for herself, and shakes her head like a rattle.

"Why are you stunned! Don't hurry up!" Lu Xiaomo urged sharply.

I don't know if Song Xiqing listened to Lu Xiaomo's words, or if she mustered up the courage to go over and hold Wang Xiaoqing, let her lie on the side of the bed, and put two fingers in.

As soon as his finger reached into his mouth, Wang Xiaoqing spit out with a "wow".

After vomiting for a while, Lu Xiaomo asked people to bring two glasses of water, asked the two children to rinse their mouths first, and then fed the two children some water, and after a while, the two children vomited again.

Song Xiqing panicked, and immediately exclaimed, "Lu Xiaomo, why did they vomit again?"

"Drinking water is just to let the two of them spit it out, you know?" Lu Xiaomo didn't have a good airway.

"Oh, I see. Song Xiqing suddenly realized.

After tossing for a while, Wang Xiaoyao and Wang Xiaoqing were exhausted from tossing, and Lu Xiaomo checked before letting them lie down, and their nervous faces finally eased.

Ziyang walked up to Lu Xiaomo and said worriedly: "Boss, are these two stinky boys okay?"

Song Xiqing's pretty face was worried: "Lu Xiaomo, these two snacks won't die, right?"

Lu Xiaomo stood up and walked a few steps with his hands behind his back, and said with a look of fear: "It's okay now, I'm out of danger, if it's half an hour late, even if Da Luo Jinxian comes, he will definitely die." He glanced at Song Xiqing and complained, "What did you little girl eat for these two snacks?"

When everyone heard him say that the two children were out of danger, a hanging heart finally let go.

Song Xiqing's palm-sized little face showed a look of annoyance, "I'...... I took them to eat pancakes and green onions, and when I came back, they sneaked to my bathroom and drank my cosmetics and honey. ”

"Stupid, you stupid girl, don't you know that honey and green onions can't be eaten at the same time? These two foods will restrain each other and cause food poisoning! You know no!" Lu Xiaomo was quite angry.

Song Xiqing muttered, her little face flushed, and she said angrily: "How do I know, I'm not a doctor, besides, you can't blame me, who let them be greedy and steal my beauty honey." ”

"Can't you just put your makeup away? How can you just let a child touch it? Lu Xiaomo blamed.

"You're unreasonable, the two of them are wrying around, and I can't keep watching them. Song Xiqing pouted and cherry, extremely aggrieved.

Lu Xiaomo stretched out his finger and poked Song Xiqing's head, "Just your mouth, don't you care?"

Song Xiqing angrily shook his hand away, rubbed his head, stared at Lu Xiaomo with a stiff face, his eyes were already full of tears, and the next moment, he rolled down and cried out in a lost voice, crying so much that the pear blossom was in tears, Chu Chu was pitiful, I saw pity.

Wei Fatzi smiled: "Boss, isn't it too unparticular for you to treat a delicate girl like this." ”

Lu Xiaomo rolled his eyelids, "Fatty, are you happy when someone dies?" ”

Wei Fatzi saw Lu Xiaomo's face was angry, and hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Hehe, what's going on there."

Probably, now that both children are safe, I'm happy for them. ”

Lu Xiaomo swept around the crowd with a dark face, and said, "Don't you know that food is mutually restrictive, mixing it together will be poisonous, and honey and green onions can't be eaten by colleagues, do you know?"

The crowd was silent, there was a lot of resentment, we are not doctors, and this has been studied there!

Suddenly, a young employee of the company held a mobile phone in front of Lu Xiaomo, "Boss, no, on March 15, 2018, CCTV 315 Gala clarified the rumors of food restraint, and the food restraint cannot be fully believed!"

"You also know that you can't believe it all, you don't believe it all! You pig's head!" Lu Xiaomo slapped him on the head and said angrily.

"Oh...... Got it. The young employee shrunk his neck in fright, stepped back, and muffled in a word.

Wei Fatzi stood up and said: "You know a fart, my boss is a special doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, don't make a noise if you don't understand." ”

"Ahh

"No wonder it's so awesome, three hits and five divided by two saved two lives!"

……

Everyone was in awe, this is a special doctor of traditional Chinese medicine!

Lu Xiaomo felt that his face was full of face, and he got up, "I'll popularize common sense for you, food is a common thing, although you can't believe it all, but you can't believe it, some people are fine if they eat it, and some people will be fatal if they eat it, this is because people's physique is different, and the intersection of two foods will produce a chemical reaction, and some people will produce allergens, so they will be unwell, and serious cases can be fatal, and some people do not produce allergens, so they are fine, this is different from person to person...... If the argument that food is not cooperative, isn't it true that everyone can eat anything, and it is strange that people don't eat messy things to death. ”

Therefore, it is still necessary to pay attention to it when eating, check it from the Internet, what can not be mixed and eaten, so as not to cause big problems with eating, as the saying goes, the disease comes from the mouth, we still need to pay attention to the diet. ”

Everyone shook their heads when they heard this, feeling that it was too special and reasonable, food has been passed down for thousands of years, how can a press conference overturn it.

When the words fell, Fat Wei slapped his palms and chirped, "Boss, it's a good point, let them see that our doctor doesn't eat dry food." ”

Wei Fatzi glanced at it, glared and said, "Why, don't applaud yet!"

Bang Bang Bang ......

"The boss is amazing!"

"The boss is very knowledgeable!"

"Boss Saibi Hua Tuo, technical overwhelm Li Shizhen!"

……

Everyone clapped their hands and horses, and their faces were full of smirks.

Lu Xiaomo doesn't care if they are humble or not, they feel that the taste of being flattered is really good, who doesn't like others to say that they are cows.

He waved his hand happily and said, "You all go to work, there's nothing to do here." ”

The company's staff left one after another, leaving only Ziyang, Song Xiqing, Wei Fatzi, and Lu Xiaomo.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Song Xiqing with a blank face and asked, "Girl, you say, what kind of milk did you give them?"

Song Xiqing wiped her tears and said angrily: "I really didn't give them any milk! Didn't you say that they ate green onions and honey, and the food was compatible?"

"You know, you almost killed them, even if you ate these two foods, it wouldn't be so bad. Lu Xiaomo said with a dark face.

"I don't really know what milk they drank. Song Xiqing pouted, not angry.

In fact, Lu Xiaomo had already found something in their vomit, which was a white lotion, which was obviously a woman's shower gel, and it was these two snacks who drank it as milk.

Wang Xiaoyao and Wang Xiaoqing ran into Song Xiqing's makeup mirror, Wang Xiaoyao first opened the beauty honey and sniffed it, and then took a sip, the taste was like sweet rain, fragrant and rich.

Wang Xiaoyao smiled, "Hehe, this is delicious." ”

Two ass boys, you take a sip and I take a sip, and drink it with relish.

His sister Wang Xiaoqing stared at a large bottle of milky white shower gel with wide eyes, very similar to milk, and it was all in Korean, anyway, she couldn't read a word, and her eyes showed ** starlight, "Brother, I want to drink milk, can I drink this bottle?"

"This bottle of honey can be drunk, of course milk can be drunk, but after we drink it secretly, in case Sister Xiqing asks, we must not admit it, and we can't admit it even if we are killed, do you know?" Wang Xiaoyao was afraid that his sister would make a small report afterwards, so he warned in advance.

"Well, I know. Wang Xiaoqing nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

The two of them mixed the beauty honey and shower gel together and drank it, although the taste was very strange, but the honey tasted sweet, and the two were reluctant to waste it, so they finally pinched their noses and drank it.

As a result, everyone knows that the two bear children almost turned into two greedy little dead pigs.

Warm and solemn warning, if there are children at home, you must be optimistic, and you must not let children take pills, such as sleeping pills, as jelly beans!

Lu Xiaomo looked at Song Xiqing and reminded angrily: "Girl, what is the white liquid that vomited?"

"I don't know. Song Xiqing said impatiently.

"Does your cosmetics have a white lotion?" Lu Xiaomo rolled his eyes, Nima, it's all so straightforward, you haven't thought of shower gel yet?

"Ahh Song Xiqing screamed, eager to tear these two little children apart.

"How do you take care of the children as a parent? Lu Xiaomo asked.

"I'm not their parent, okay?" Song Xiqing retorted angrily, her eyebrows furrowed, and her pretty face showed anger.

Lu Xiaomo looked at Ziyang and scolded: "Ziyang, since you picked them up, you are their father, how do you take care of the children." Then he looked at Song Xiqing and reprimanded: "Song Xiqing, you take them all day long, you are their mother, do you take care of the children like this?"

？？？

Ziyang, Song Xiqing, and Wei Fatzi were stunned.

, Nima, do you talk about seniority like this, Ziyang is Song Xiqing's grandfather, you actually said that Ziyang is their father, Song Xiqing is their mother, were you kicked in the head by a donkey?

Wei Fatzi clapped his hands and laughed, "Boss, you are really good, it turns out that the seniority can be said like this." ”

Ziyang's face was black, and he said with a black face: "Boss, you are too much, I am Xiqing's grandfather." ”

Song Xiqiao's face was covered with a layer of frost, and she couldn't wait to eat Lu Xiaomo.

Lu Xiaomo thought about it, it was really inappropriate to say this, and said embarrassedly: "Anyway, you are all their guardians, what kind of qualifications do you talk about, what kind of seniority do you rank." ”

"The two children belong to you, you are their father, anyway, I don't ask. Song Xiqing snorted, and then walked out angrily.

"Unreasonable nonsense, strong words, angry old man, you go to be the child's mother!" Ziyang stroked his beard, flicked his sleeves and left angrily.