Thanks to the helmsmen of 'To Close the Author's Little Black House Codeword' and 'TFseven' for their tips

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The little fat man who killed Luban: "Hehe." ”

"The great god is here. Meow Yanzu: "When will you take me to open the black, I want to impact the silver." ”

Everywhere: "Little fat man, what is the best inscription for Sun Shangxiang?"

Leopard head: "Great God, I'm Li Bai in the jungle, what should come out first?"

The little fat man who killed Lu Ban made a disdainful expression: "You bronze bureau, whatever comes out." Wait until I abuse @ the strongest Luban in the national service. ”

Three minutes later......

"Meow hahahaha!" The little fat man who killed Luban spoke in the group: "It's too weak, it's too weak, it's vulnerable, I haven't used my strength yet, why did you fall?"

Matcha ran out of the toilet screaming, and came to Zhao Yao with her mobile phone in her mouth: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, help me fight the glory of the king!"

Looking at the teary-eyed matcha, Zhao Yao opened his mouth, first rubbed the matcha's head, and asked, "What's wrong? Who bullied you?"

"Little fat man, I singled out the glory of the king with him, he beat me an eight-to-zero, and he kept humiliating me when he hit!" Matcha hugged Zhao Yao's calf and sued him: "He must have asked him to fight on his behalf, you help me teach him a lesson." ”

Zhao Yao nodded, looked at the sad matcha, touched the other party's furry chin and said, "Okay, don't cry, watch your dad perform." ”

"Don't look at me always mixing gold and silver with you, my real level is at the level of a king. ”

Matcha nodded heavily and looked at Zhao Yao with a serious expression.

Zhao Yao looked at the time, there was still a period of time before the store opened, so he directly picked up Matcha's mobile phone and sent a game invitation in the WeChat group.

Five minutes later......

On the Mojia Organ Road, the score is already 8-0.

Lu Ban, manipulated by Zhao Yao, had died 8 times in a row, but the other party deliberately left the tower without breaking the road.

"Meow ha. The little fat man who killed Lu Ban: "Please fight on your behalf? ”

Matcha looked at Zhao Yao in disbelief, even Zhao Yao had lost, and at this moment he felt that the whole world was dark.

Zhao Yao looked at the screen in disbelief: 'How is it possible? I can't beat a cat?'

'No way, it doesn't exist, it must be that this cat has also been hired to fight on behalf of him, maybe he is still a professional player. ’

Thinking of this, Zhao Yao immediately quit the game, disconnected the WIFI, looked at the matcha with a heavy face and said, "The wireless network of the mobile phone was suddenly disconnected, and I will spare him once this time."

But let me tell you, don't play with this little fat man in the future, this product is probably opened, and you will be banned together at that time. ”

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Meanwhile, at the other end of Jianghai City, in a bedroom in a building.

A teenage elementary school girl is looking at the picture in the mobile phone, the little girl looks delicate, tied with a small braid, a pair of big eyes look at the mobile phone, and then turn her head to look at her feet.

Right at his feet, there was an American shorthair cat with a silver undercoat and black stripes, which was constantly rolling around.

"Hahahaha, win again, win again, this stupid Luban, let you eat shit every day in the future. With excitement on her face, she rolled back and forth on the ground.

The little girl looked at the rolling beauty, then at the glory of the king on the phone, and said a little blankly: "Yuqiu, is this okay?"

To this day, she still felt that all of this seemed a little unreal.

Mikumi, who is called a fish ball, has already jumped on the little girl's lap and typed on it with a mobile phone in her mouth.

Soon the text was converted into voice: "Well, you did a good job, then just follow my Yumaru-sama's instructions and sign a contract with me, and you will soon become a magical girl." ”

With the voice in the mobile phone, Yuwan nodded again and again, looking confident.

But the little girl said, "But the fish balls ......."

A voice was released from the phone: "Call me Yumar-sama." ”

"Fish ball-sama, I don't want to be a magical girl, I have to sign a contract again, I have to fight or something, it's too dangerous. The little girl said.

"Huh, what do you want to do?"

"I want to cross, can I travel to the world of Xianxia?" asked the little girl with an excited face.

"It's a little difficult to cross. There was a hint of distress on Yuwan's face.

The little girl looked forward to it, "What about being reborn? Let me be reborn three days ago, so that I can pass the exam." ”

Yuwan frowned, and said helplessly with his mobile phone: "It's too difficult to go back to the past." ”

The little girl pursed her mouth, looked at the fish balls with some disappointment and said, "Then give me the money, and give me a total of one or two million, right?"

Yuwan scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "I won't change the money." ”

"Money can't change. The little girl became more and more disappointed, looked at the fish ball with some disdain and said, "Then let me be beautiful? ”

"This ...... It doesn't seem to work either. Yumaru typed with an embarrassed smile.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what the hell can you do. The little girl said with a disdainful face: "Didn't you say that you are a magic cat? ”

"Hehehehehe. Yumaru smiled awkwardly, suddenly stretched out his hands, and let out a loud shout, and saw a pair of his cat's paws radiating Dao light.

"You see, after signing a contract with me and becoming a magical girl, you can shine like me. ”

Yumaru said this proudly, only to find that the little girl was staring at him with a pair of dead fish eyes, her eyes full of disdain, disdain, and pity.

"The ability to shine light ......" The little girl looked at the fish ball with a critical gaze and said, "But your light is so weak, it's like a flashlight, can't it be a little brighter?"

"Want to be a little brighter?" said Yumaru, "You wait a minute." ”

After a while, he exhaled violently, and the whole cat collapsed to the ground.

"Hehe, how is it, is it a little brighter?" Yumaru said confidently: "I didn't sleep enough today, if I sleep enough, it can be as bright as the spotlight in the living room." Even if there is no electricity in the house, you can always keep the lights on. ”

"Oh. The little girl picked up the whole cat and walked outside: "Forget it, I'll sell you, cats that can communicate and type, it shouldn't be a problem to sell them for a million." ”

"Ah?!" Yuwan panicked: "Don't, don't sell me, Xiaoyu, I'm the fish ball you raised for a year, are you going to sell me like this?"

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I'm so angry, stupid mango was strained on my stomach yesterday, and I was still walking around the house, making the house full of shit, readers, please comfort me with recommendation votes. Students who think the book is good can also add a book list.