Ye Fan is not the kind of person who picks the door, so he took out a bag of peaches: "Brother Monkey, I'm a more realistic person, and I don't know what to send, this is the peach that I secretly came back from when the peach meeting was before, and they were all selected by the palace maid and the high-quality goods were all given to you." ”

"Haha, good brother, my Monkey King has my favorite food in my life, and this is it. Sun Wukong was jubilant, he used to often go to Pantaoyuantou things, which caused a lot of trouble, and later joined Buddhism, and he didn't go again.

Things between men, many times, are very simple, brothers are brothers, a lifetime of love.

Just then, a dog barked and interrupted the conversation between the new brothers.

"Wow Wow...... Haha, my Howling Dog is a veritable No. 1 dog in the Heavenly Realm. "The roaring dog rose to the sky, very proud, the voice was loud, no need to look at it, it must have won.

A narcissistic guy.

When Ye Fan heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, this cultural relics duel, there should be a winner or loser. He flew over to that direction and shouted, "Dog...... Dog ......"

"Hehe, Ye Fan, I'm amazing. The Roaring Sky Dog said proudly, "On behalf of our Heavenly Realm, I won this chess game. ”

"Congratulations, then you two duel, who wins and who loses?" Ye Fan asked.

The face of the Howling Sky Dog instantly became ugly: "Hmph, what do you know? In these days, there is no need for such a low-level way as fighting in duels between men. ”

That's losing, it's okay, it's okay to have a life.

Ye Fan was more concerned about how the stone dog was now, he flew to the side of the stone dog, and saw the other party lying in front of the chessboard, staring at the chessboard, staring intently, as if in contemplation.

He swept the chessboard and couldn't understand it, because there were no two dogs, and the chess pieces were saliva.

"Stone dog, it's okay if you lose, next time we win back. Ye Fan planned to comfort the other party, but the other party ignored Ye Fan at all, and still looked at the chessboard so persistently.

The Howling Sky Dog snorted on the side: "Actually, you are already very powerful, I am the number one dog in the heavenly realm." Don't say it's you, even Han Xiangzi among the Eight Immortals, Uncle Cao Guo, and Lu Dongbin are also defeated by me, so ah, even if you are defeated, hahaha......"

Ye Fan looked at the appearance of the roaring dog, and wanted to kick it over, if he won, he would win, can he have the demeanor of a winner?

"Leave it alone, this dog has a brain problem. Ye Fan comforted the other party and said, "I, you come with me now, and I'll take you home." ”

In an instant, the stone dog looked at Ye Fan and roared, his face was very hideous, his eyes were staring out, and his fangs were exposed.

Sou......

The stone dog flashed and disappeared, without a trace, and could not be found.

"I ......" Ye Fan froze in place, confused, didn't he just mention taking you home?

"Dog, you played chess with him just now, did you find any news?" Ye Fan put away his mobile phone and said hello to Wan Qing in an instant, just now he put his mobile phone here in order to get more information.

Now, just wait for Wan Qing to analyze the results, maybe there can be a better breakthrough point.

"No, it's a dog with autism, he doesn't like to talk and he doesn't like to talk to me. The whistling dog said, "It looks."

It's actually very smart, just a little worse than me. ”

Ye Fan ignored the words behind him, flew into the air, looked around, and didn't see the other party, so he used the cauldron to make a big pot of rice noodles and mushrooms across the bridge.

It's all an old trick and it should work.

Sure enough, the dog came back and landed in the cauldron, rolling around while eating the bridge rice noodles.

"Is this, boiled whole dog?" Seeing this, a cold sweat broke out, as a dog, it was very uncomfortable to face this situation, because the sense of substitution in this picture was too strong.

"You don't understand this. Ye Fan waved his hand and said.

At this moment, Wan Qing sent a message.

"Sister, is the result of the big data calculation out?" Ye Fan asked.

"It's out, but because it was just for the state of playing chess for the stone dog just now, the result of this calculation is very strange......" Wan Qing said, he was a little confused: "The result of the operation is that this dog may like to eat betel nuts." ”

"What?betel nut?Where did you find out that he likes to eat betel nut?" Ye Fan's mind was blank, when he looked at the other party just now, he didn't see that the dog's teeth were black, and generally people who eat betel nut have black teeth. Moreover, dogs, like to eat betel nut, no matter how you look at it, it is unreliable.

"This is the result of the calculation of the Pavilion of Everything, and I don't know the specific procedure of the operation, but it is certain that the laws of heaven and earth have been added. I can pack a large ticket, which is the most accurate calculation in the entire celestial realm. Wan Qing said: "As for its origin and the like, it is impossible to calculate it at present." ”

Ye Fan propped his chin, no, how could he make a betel nut? If you say that the other party likes to eat rice noodles and mushrooms, it is understandable, after all, anyone with a discerning eye can see it. The 'brick family' team behind this Pavilion of All Things shouldn't be deliberately playing tricks, right?

Areca catechu?

This is not a good thing, it has been listed as a first-class carcinogen by many experts in the yang world, it is addictive, and it is extremely harmful to the mouth.

Generally speaking, there are two kinds of betel nut, one is raw, picked directly, cut, mixed with some leaves and shell powder, thrown into the mouth, chewed, and finally spit out.

The other is processed and looks black. He also ate processed ones, because he went to the commissary to buy things again, and found that there was a counter for betel nuts, and what else to buy one get one free, so he bought a pack, but he didn't expect to win the lottery one after another, and in the end, it was equivalent to buying a pack and winning five packs.

At that time, he was refreshed, and after returning to the dormitory, he tasted one, and it was terrible, his whole face was red, he was dizzy, and his neck seemed to be choked. That day, he squatted next to the toilet in the dormitory, thinking that he wanted to vomit, but he just couldn't, and almost thought he was going to die.

Later, his good brother Wang Biao came back, and when he saw this, he explained to him, and then he knew that people who had just started eating betel nut would be like this.

Since then, he hasn't eaten it, and all the betel nuts that won the lottery were thrown away.

"This person may be different from a dog, right?" Ye Fan hadn't figured out whether to give the other party betel nut or not, it seemed that in the heavenly realm, there was no such thing as betel nut, could it be ......

A possibility flashed through his mind, this dog came from the yang world, but how could the yang world have such a physical attribute movement

Thing?

He thought about it carefully, or went to Yangjian Mall, searched for 'betel nut', and then, there were many, many choices, among which there were 'harmony into the world', 'taste king' and the like. These are processed, and in addition to that, there are some that are not processed and are in smaller quantities because they are somewhat difficult to preserve.

"Hehe, are you still playing this trick?" Ye Fan took a look, he was still playing the trick of promotion, he didn't ink, and bought two or three packs of Taste King.

"Dog, please eat...... Ye Fan opened the package and was about to tease the stone dog, but saw the other party suddenly looking at him, with a light in his eyes.

Sou......

flashed, and the stone dog appeared beside Ye Fan in the next second.

This time, the dog did not lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, but stood up and stared at the betel nut, and his eyes were full of flames.

My obedient, I have to say that the big data operation of this Wanwu Pavilion is a bull fork, although I don't know how to operate, but it is obvious that this result is not wrong. This is a stone dog that likes to eat betel nuts.

"Eat. Ye Fan threw the betel nut over.

I saw the stone dog's tongue sticking out, flicking it, rolling up the betel nut, and retracting it. That's it, the betel nut is in the mouth.

He could even see that the dog's chewing muscles were still being used, and he looked like he was enjoying it.

Subsequently, the other party made a behavior that surprised him very much, only to see the dog, lying at Ye Fan's feet, while eating, rubbing his trouser legs with his dog face.

"Ahem...... Can you be a little arrogant when you were bought like this?" Ye Fan couldn't cry or laugh, this dog was so strange, he couldn't use so many methods before, he never thought that a betel nut would be messed with.

"Wang ...... We Wang Xingren will never be slaves, what are you doing here?"

You are an exotic dog stronger than me, how can you become Ye Fan's pet? I was confused with Erlang back then, and I didn't put my status so low.

"You are a disgrace to my dog clan. ”

"You should cheer up and think of yourself as a person, a more advanced person. ”

The roaring dog roared on the side, but there was no way, the stone dog leaned on Ye Fan's trouser legs, enjoying it, and looked like he was willing to fall into it.

"Howling dog, you can taste it too, this is called betel nut. Ye Fan threw one towards the Roaring Sky Dog.

The roaring dog subconsciously opened its mouth, however, with a swish, the betel nut that came to its mouth was sucked by the stone dog and snatched it.

Its heart is very blocked, but there is no way, because the strength of the stone dog is much, much stronger than him.

"Alright, don't be upset. Ye Fan threw another one at the Howling Dog, and at the same time, he pressed the head of the stone dog, which made the betel nut fall perfectly in the mouth of the Roaring Dog.

The whistling dog chewed and frowned, not knowing what it felt, but grunted and swallowed. When Ye Fan wanted to remind him, it was too late, so he simply didn't say anything.

"Huh, it feels weird, ahem...... Ahem...... "The Howling Dog kept coughing, his whole face was red, his body shook a little, and finally he lay on the ground, also looking confused.

When Ye Fan saw this, he was not afraid, usually the things in the Yang Mall, in the Heavenly Realm, the efficacy would be increased in a geometric progression.

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