In the shade of trees, on the side of the road.

Li Zhen sat on a broken snakeskin bag full of dust, swallowed the last steamed bun desperately, choked his eyes white, and hurriedly poured all the small half bottles of mineral water into his mouth.

After that, take out a crumpled newspaper and spread it on your lap, ignore all the news and advertisements, and pick the job board for a quick scan.

He was ordered by his master to come to Nanjiang City to find a person named Nange, and then took refuge in him.

It is said that this person is his uncle, but he has never met him, and he does not know what he looks like.

Li Zhen spent nearly a month, but he didn't even find Brother Nan's shadow.

And he is already shy in his pocket, and in order to make a living, he can only come to the talent market to find a job, settle down first, and then go to his uncle.

However, when Li Zhen, who was dressed in shabby clothes, walked towards the entrance of the talent market with a broken snakeskin bag on his back, and was still twenty meters away from the door, he asked the security guard to drive him away as a garbage picker.

He had no choice but to buy a newspaper at the nearest newsstand, intending to see if there was a job posting for him.

Presidents, professional managers, engineers, accountants, lawyers, these lofty professions have nothing to do with him, a wild man in the mountains.

The masseur, the security guard, the cook, the waiter, when people saw his long hair messy, his beard and his scumbag on his back, it was like chasing flies.

The construction site moved bricks, the scrap yard helper, the bosses stared at him like thieves, and even magnified the wolf dog to expel him.

Look at the girls who wear hip-length hot pants and show their slender jade legs, smiling and smiling in the talent market, going in and out.

Li Zhen's eyes showed incomparable envy, jealousy, and hatred, "Ma, even mortals like them can find good jobs, but Lao Tzu, a worldly master with wonderful medical skills and peerless handsomeness, can only sit here and bask in the sun, this world is too unfair." ”

I was thinking in my heart, it would be nice if I could get in touch with their bodies, so that Lao Tzu could use the majestic true qi in the dantian to guide the internal perspective function that has been successfully cultivated by hard work, and have seen enough of the bodies of these girls who have dragged them to death, what T-shaped lace edges, what hollow seduction style, what cartoon cute style, etc., all of them are clear to Lao Tzu at a glance. It's a pity that we don't have enough skills now, and we can't achieve the external perspective function, otherwise, let's sit here and see you chicks.

But how do you get in touch with these girls?

When Li Zhen was salivating like Ah Q, a very discordant voice came, "Hello, uncle, look at your age, this hot day, this respectful face, sitting at the door of this talent market, looking for a job, begging, or looking at the big white legs?"

A fat guy wearing sunglasses, a white T-shirt and a Wang Laoji jar paced slowly and joked at Li Zhen.

Because he noticed that Li Zhen had been staring at the snow-white thighs of other girls for a long time without blinking.

"Who's uncle, has Lao Tzu eaten your family's food?"

As soon as he heard this, Li Zhen was angry, he was only twenty years old, and some people actually said that he was old, isn't this obviously scolding.

He stood up on the ground, only to find that the fat man was only shoulder-high and looked like a winter melon at first glance.

The fat man was startled, but he didn't expect this person to be so angry, so he asked tentatively, "Uncle, don't you want a job, I need someone there." ”

Li Zhen flicked his messy long hair back, revealing a bearded and scummy face, and his eyes widened angrily, "Nima, open your eyes and take a closer look, is Lao Tzu that old? ”

In the blink of an eye, there was a surprise on his nervous face, "Work, where is it, what am I going for?"

He was worried that he couldn't find a job, and he couldn't let go of this door-to-door job.

"Get out. The fat man's face turned pale.

"Don't get out, fat brother, didn't you say you want someone, I'll go, I'll go. ”

", don't want you. The fat man said angrily.

Made, greet Lao Tzu's father as soon as we meet, what do you mean, you still want to find a job, dream!

Also, Lao Tzu has small eyes, and he actually scolds Lao Tzu for eyes, and Lao Tzu hasn't scolded you for being a tattered king!

Li Zhen smiled, "Fat brother, brother, my brother, don't be angry, I know you're here to recruit workers." Look at me, I am strong, strong, and skillful, and I can do what kind of doctors, cooks, security guards, waiters, porters, and be cattle and horses, for you to call. ”

Although he has a strong personality and can't tolerate the contempt of others, he can only grieve himself at the moment.

The fat man looked Li Zhen's thin body up and down, and said secretly, you are still strong like this, saying that you are a bean sprout and wronged bean sprouts, at first glance, it is a guy who runs a train with a mouth, and a doctor and cook, I will go.

He was about to leave.

Li Zhen stopped him again and said in a low voice: "Fat brother, besides, we are all from the same path, you must help with this little brother." ”

"Fellow travelers?" the fat man was puzzled, what do you mean, who is the same person as you.

"I'm not a fellow believer, how do you know that I've been peeking at other people's big white legs?" Li Zhen rolled his eyes, looking very disdainful.

The fat man suddenly realized, and looked at the beautiful girls who kept passing in front of him, and his fat face was full of lewd smiles.

He stretched out his finger and pointed at Li Zhen repeatedly, "Oh, I see, you're an old pervert, no, it's a big pervert." ”

"Hehe, each other, the little one is called Li Zhen, and you will need a lot of support from the fat brother in this avenue in the future. ”

"Well, yes, the children can be taught. My name is Ji Xiao'an, what's your name?"

"Report Brother Ji, my name is Li Zhen, Li is Li Shiming's Li, it's really true. Li Zhen looked excited.

"Well, Li Zhen, this name is good, you guy, I like it too. Let's go, follow me to work. ”

"Okay, fat brother, your Wang Laoji jar is too heavy, I'll help you take it. Li Zhen picked up the broken snakeskin bag and walked behind Ji Xiaoan to flatter.

"Well, I'd better take it myself. Li Zhen's big rough hands that seemed to have not been washed for three years made Ji Xiaoan feel a chill.

If it weren't for the lack of manpower in the canteen, who would want to take a garbage picker back, wouldn't it be a shame.

Standing at the gate of Deya Women's University in Nanjiang City, Li Zhen was stunned.

The magnificence of this gatehouse was beyond his imagination.

There are also those female college students who come in and out, all of them are as gorgeous as flowers, fluttering like butterflies, with turbulent waves on their chests, and jade legs under their skirts, which is a big landscape.

"That's it......" Li Zhen swallowed his saliva and asked with difficulty.

I thought to myself, if I could do external fluoroscopy now, how happy I would be!

No, tonight Lao Tzu should strengthen his cultivation of true qi, and strive to achieve the external perspective function as soon as possible, which is too inconvenient.

Ji Xiaoan glanced at Li Zhen who was in a daze with disdain, and said, "Yes, that's it, how about it, like it or not, otherwise, get out of here as soon as possible." ”

Because Li Zhen at this time is really an old man picking up garbage.

And he is well-dressed and has a good image and temperament.

The two walked together, no matter how you look at it, it's not harmonious.

No wonder there are countless strange eyes around.

"I like it, I like it so much, I like it too much, but, Brother Ji, you lend me some money first. Li Zhen looked sincere.

"What! You haven't gone to work yet, you have to borrow money, what are you going to do?" Ji Xiaoan was a little surprised.

This guy is sick, Lao Tzu has only known you for less than an hour, so he borrowed money, and you dared to speak, this cheeky person is really thick enough.

"This blame Brother Ji, you are not authentic, don't say that you came to work in this big garden earlier, otherwise I will go and dress up carefully, at least get a haircut, shave a beard, and change into a decent set of clothes. In this way, I can make a good first impression in the hearts of all beautiful women. Li Zhenzhen has words.

"Your sister, pull it down, you're still peerlessly handsome, I think it's stupid. Come on, don't bother, get in quickly, the canteen is short of people to do things. Ji Xiaoan scolded.

"Well, wait a minute, what kind of canteen are you talking about, I'm a doctor, a miracle doctor who can heal the living dead, how can I go to work in the canteen?" Li Zhen asked with some disbelief.

"It's just you, doctor, pull it down, I'm still the mayor! Your job is to work in the cafeteria, how about it, do it or not, get out of it as soon as possible. ”

"Do you care about eating and living?" Li Zhen was helpless, but he didn't expect to be cheated by Ji Xiaoan.

"Tube. ”

"Deal. Li Zhen said.

In order not to wander anymore, he can only grieve himself like this.

Don't say anything, settle down and look at it later.

"Okay, I'll sign an agreement. ”

came to the canteen, and after signing the agreement, Ji Xiaoan took out an old work clothes and threw it to Li Zhen, "Go, first clean up the canteen hall, the tables and chairs are neatly arranged, and the ground is clean." ”

"Miscellaneous?" asked Li Zhen with wide eyes.

"Cut, don't do miscellaneous, do you think you are a chef for stir-frying?" Ji Xiaoan sneered.

"Of course, I used to be a chef, but I haven't done it for a long time, and I've always preferred to be a doctor, so that I can practice medicine and save people. As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter. Li Zhen explained seriously.

"Made, you stop me, I don't care what kind of doctor you are, I don't have a shortage of handymen here, don't talk nonsense, go and clean up, stay for a while, a lot of girls come to eat." ”

"Is there a girl?" Hearing this, Li Zhen was excited.

"There are only girls in the girls' school, what do you think?" Ji Xiaoan felt more and more that Li Zhen was stupid.

"Then I'm going to clean up and make a good first impression on them. ”

Li Zhen ran to the kitchen, picked up a snow-white kitchen knife and began to shave against the glass window.

frightened a few cooks in the kitchen and hurriedly dodged.

Ji Xiaoan was also taken aback, the kitchen knife was extremely sharp, and the vegetables were like puree.

"Damn, can you not use a knife to compare everywhere, I don't understand, I thought a madman was going to kill someone. ”

"Cut, how can I say it, your little chick eyes just can't get used to seeing me as peerless and handsome, so I'm envious and jealous. Li Zhen was overjoyed.

"If you say again, Lao Tzu will fire you immediately. Ji Xiaoan was furious.

It's too hateful to expose people's shortcomings and slap people's faces at every turn.

Li Zhen stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to squeak anymore.

In a panic, Li Zhen quickly shaved his beard, stroked Ji Xiao'an's long hair at the root of his ears, and grinned, "Brother Ji, am I handsome, don't go to the wall and commit suicide after you look at it." ”

Ji Xiao'an, who was cutting vegetables, looked up, and sure enough, a handsome and extraordinary face appeared in front of him, he was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "Even if you hit the wall and die, Lao Tzu will not die." ”

He pointed to the hall outside, "Go and clean up, if you can't do it in half an hour, Lao Tzu will fire you." ”